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future's looking fluffy

By: jackbequeer on May 11th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.02 KB  |  hits: 298  |  expires: Never
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  1. >through a series of events I don’t need to explain to you, a man named anon unites the U.s. Europe and Russia into a single power
  2. >he conquers asia and northern Africa as a show of power and the world surrenders
  3. >he is declared king of the world
  4. >his first order of business, destroy the fluffy factories
  5. >all factories are to be shut down and demolished, any and all who resist are liable targets
  6. >through his charm and intelligence he converts and amasses enormous amounts of people into fluffy rights activists
  7. >he funds them with weapons and military training to see the factories destroyed and any who do not surrender are killed or turned into slaves
  8. >fluffy abuse is now illegal, if you kill a fluffy you die as well
  9. >if you are caught torturing you yourself with go through 70 days of cruel and unusual torture
  10. >if you survive you will serve the wild fluffies for the remainder of your life
  11. >if you are caught sexually abusing a fluffy you will have your genitals mutilated and will become a fluffy servant slave
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  13. >Jollyrotica, a series of stories written by Jolly about him and his fluffy Bruno and the sexual acts they performed together , are piled outside Anon’s new palace and burned
  14. >jolly himself is brought before the angry mob to be genitally mutilated
  15. >as the fluffy protection police brings a hammer down on both his testicles his fluffy Bruno cries furiously over the fact they will never love agian
  16. >mayclore is bound to a pole inside an 8 ft. high glass box next to Jollys mutilation
  17. >anon tells the crowd of mayclore’s fluffy factory causing the crowd to jeer and boo
  18. >fluffys are lined up at the top of the box asses pointing down
  19. >the fluffys let lose their stream of excrement as mayclore’s screams are drowned out by the shit
  20. >fluffy writer is bound and gagged, locked in a steel room with no windows with fluffy ponies clambering all over him “pway? New fwiend?” he is driven mad in a matter of minutes
  21. >rat joe is arrested, tried and found guilty of fluffy abuse, he pleas guilty and with the judges favor, he becomes a fluffy servant to avoid the death sentence
  22. >river of shit is beaten around a room for 5 hours every day by huge thugs as fluffies yell insults at him, most of them about him drowning in his own shit
  23. >Francis gets off fine
  24. >spaghetti troughs are placed on every corner, filled continuously by the slaves
  25. >not one person can harm a fluffy out of fear of a bullet to the back of their head from some hidden sniper in the city
  26. >if a fluffy asks you to play, you fucking play
  27. >if it asks for a home, congrats on your new fluffy
  28. >fluffies are allowed to eat what they want, poop where they want and do what they want thanks to anon and his total control over the populace
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  30. >space colonization is perfected within a year by generous funding from people who want to leave the planet
  31. >the moon and mars become massively populated
  32. >all the while king anon sits atop his golden throne watching the royal fluffies king martini and queen fluffyshy play
  33. >the future’s looking cutebright for the fluffy race