Kisses & Vomit

[03:17] == Flip [[email protected]] has joined #FourCannonInn

[03:17]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] pokes her head out of the kitchen.

[03:17] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "?"

[03:17] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Oh hey Mary!"

[03:17]  * Rolling_point scans the room, bottle surrepticiously liftedto lips. a swallow, and a whispered sigh of releif slightly relaxes his aggressive stance...

[03:17] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> "You saw me and shied away. you ok?"

[03:18] == Arrant_ has changed nick to Arrant

[03:18]  * Flip enters the inn

[03:18] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Just... scared of slendercat."

[03:18]  * Ikea is sleeping on the bartop, a couple of shots poured in front of him

[03:18] <Arrant> [I'm going to bed, night all]

[03:18] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> "Oh my bad."

[03:18] <Rolling_point> [night]

[03:19] <Arrant> [Night Melody-chan~!]

[03:19]  * Flip stands there awkwardly

[03:19]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] exits the kitchen the rest of the way.

[03:19] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> "You look really cute in your bunny suit."

[03:19] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Th-Thanks..."

[03:20] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to notice Flip...

[03:20] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[03:20] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "!"

[03:20] == Arrant [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Web client closed]

[03:20] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Hey Flip!"

[03:20] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> !roll d20 notice of the Flip

[03:20] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[03:20]  * Rolling_point ralaxes a bit further, soft crooning sounds ascaping his lips...

[03:20]  * Flip smiles. "Hello hot pot. Why are you in  bunny suit?"

[03:20] <Rolling_point> escaping*

[03:20]  * Mary_ONette[ScarCat] doen't notice "huh?"

[03:21]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] turns Mary's head towards Flip.

[03:21] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> "Oh hey Flip."

[03:21] <Flip> "Hello Mary. Haven't talked to you in a couple of days. What's up?"

[03:22]  * Flip takes a seat at the bar

[03:22] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> "The usual."

[03:22]  * Rolling_point nods shakily. "a threat begets entrance into our domain... and the gaurdian answers, faithfully..."

[03:22] <Flip> "The usual?"

[03:23] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> "you know. Drama, adventures, work, ruckus at the Inn."

[03:23] <Flip> "Sounds interesting."

[03:23]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] walks over to sit next to Flip.

[03:24] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to not be sexy by accident.

[03:24] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[03:24] <Flip> !roll d20 Not be aroused by suit

[03:24] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[03:24] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> [hue]

[03:24] <Flip> "What's with the get-up?"

[03:24] <Rolling_point> [so many fails]

[03:24] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [Bunnysuits are sexy]

[03:24]  * Mary_ONette[ScarCat] sits on the other side of Flip

[03:25] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Well..."

[03:25] <Flip> "Long story?"

[03:25] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> [now you have a cat and a bunny to deal]

[03:25] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 for semi-bullshit answer

[03:25] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[03:25] <Rolling_point> [it's not cute, but there's a deranged dog on a table too]

[03:25] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "They're, um, optional uniform for the inn!"

[03:26] <Flip> !roll d20 (x) doubt

[03:26] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[03:26] <Mary_ONette[ScarCat]> "It's true."

[03:26] <Flip> !roll d20 Doubt a second time

[03:26] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[03:26] <Flip> "Right.Looks cute on you, hon."

[03:26] == Mary_ONette[ScarCat] has changed nick to Mary_ONette[CatSuit]

[03:26] <Flip> [Now THATS sexy]

[03:27]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] feels bad.

[03:27] <Flip> !roll d20 Notice the bad feels

[03:27] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[03:27] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to hide her feelings.

[03:27] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[03:28]  * Rolling_point looks at the ongoing conversation. bottle eclipsing lips, he slides to a prone position on the table-top.

[03:28] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "It is optional"

[03:28] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to notice Rolling...

[03:28] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[03:28] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d1+-1 for fucks given

[03:28] <GameServ> (1) + -1 == 0

[03:29] <Rolling_point> [you know the fucks just aren't there HP]

[03:29] <Rolling_point> [why even roll]

[03:30] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You don't believe us do you Flip?"

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[03:30] <Flip> "Who's the acting barkeep right now?"

[03:30] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Looks like I am."

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[03:31] <Nova_Flux|FNV> [lurkin]

[03:31] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I guess I could cook..."

[03:31] <Flip> "Could I have a drink? Something strong?"

[03:31] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Ok. I shall make my mix."

[03:32]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] goes to make her mix

[03:32]  * Flip yawns and lays her head on the bar

[03:32]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] hangs her head low, and slowly enters the kitchen...

[03:32] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Hopefully it's not too strong"

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[03:32] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 Mary's brew

[03:32] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[03:33]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] makes the brew but not how she usually makes it "Here ya go I'm gonna go check on HP"

[03:33]  * Rolling_point settles down into the tabletop, limbs relaxing, comfort established tentatively. behind the eyes a whorl of kaleidescopic activity engages.

[03:33] <Flip> "Thank you."

[03:34] <Rolling_point> [bbl]

[03:34] <Flip> !roll d20-5 Alcohol tolerance

[03:34] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[03:34]  * Flip takes a sip and coughs

[03:34]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] enters the kitchen "HP you okay?"

[03:34] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[03:34] <Flip> "Never did have much of the sauce back on earth..."

[03:34] == Lucyne_trying_to_sleep has changed nick to Lucyne_waiting_for_meds

[03:35]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] makes a comforting smile "Why so silent?"

[03:35] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to vocalize...

[03:35] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[03:36]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] looks to Mary. "..."

[03:36]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] has no emotion in her face.

[03:36]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] keeps the smile going

[03:37] <Flip> !roll d20 Resist the urge to eavesdrop

[03:37] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[03:37]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] looks away.

[03:37]  * Flip takes another sip of her drink and coughs again

[03:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 makes salad.

[03:37] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[03:38]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] makes a salad in all seriousness.

[03:38]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] walks closer to HP and sighs "I know when you're upset HP."

[03:38] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to vocalize...

[03:38] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[03:38] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [kek is just cruel]

[03:39]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] walks out of the kitchen with her salad. "..."

[03:39] <Flip> "What's got you so down, rabbit?"

[03:39] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to vocalize...

[03:39] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[03:40]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] thinks about the last time this happened and walks out to the bar

[03:40] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "*I'm a failure...*"

[03:40] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to eat...

[03:40] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[03:40] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "No you're not."

[03:40]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] begins slowly eating her salad.

[03:40]  * Flip take another drink. "Join the club. Care to elaborate?"

[03:40] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You're no failure."

[03:41]  * Rolling_point eyes the rabbit, salad rapidly disapearing. "good bunny..."

[03:41]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] pauses for a sec. "I've gotten worse at the one thing that makes me special..."

[03:41] <Flip> "What's that?"

[03:41] == SunShower has changed nick to SunShower|Sleepy

[03:41] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Starlight's getting better at cooking than me..."

[03:42] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Then you step it up."

[03:42] <Flip> "Have you talked to her about it?"

[03:42] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Kek won't let me step it up..."

[03:42] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You're not aloud to give up."

[03:42]  * Rolling_point slithers off the table with a slight crash.

[03:42] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Show kek what for."

[03:43] <Flip> "Is kek Starlights nickname?"

[03:43] <Rolling_point> !roll d20 to sneeak HP

[03:43] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[03:43] <Flip> !roll d20-2 notice

[03:43] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[03:43] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 notice Rolling

[03:43] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[03:43]  * Flip is too buzzed to notice

[03:43] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to give a flying fuck.

[03:43] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[03:43] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Rolling what are you doing?"

[03:44]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] doesn't care.

[03:44] <Rolling_point> *a disconcerting whisper makes its way to HP's ear. "want somepointers?"

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[03:44] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "!"

[03:44]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] bursts into tears...

[03:44] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "God dammit...."

[03:44]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] runs back into the kitchen...

[03:44]  * Flip blinks. "What jus' happened?"

[03:45]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] follows behind "HP wait"

[03:45] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I'M GOING TO COOK, EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!"

[03:45] <Flip> "hoh boy.:

[03:45] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to cook something edible.

[03:45] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[03:45]  * Rolling_point looks up from his prone position. "well, fuck. i just figured i could help." he takes a slug from his misappropriated scotch bottle.

[03:46] <Flip> "Don't we all..."

[03:46]  * Flip downs the rest of her drink and has a coughing fit.

[03:47]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] exits the kitchen, tears in her eyes, carrying a pot of spaghetti.

[03:47]  * Lazuli_Lapis walks in and takes a seat at the bar, resting her head on her hoof*

[03:47]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] places the pot onto the bar counter.

[03:47] <Flip> !roll d20-2 Notic stranger

[03:47] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[03:47] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I... can fucking... COOK!"

[03:47]  * Rolling_point squiggles over, wings and shoulders providing forward locomotion as he makes his way to HP.

[03:48]  * Ikea is still sleeping on the bartop, a couple of shots poured in front of him

[03:48]  * Flip looks over at the newcomer. "Hey there stranger. Who're you?"

[03:48]  * Flip nicks a shot from Ikea

[03:48]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] crouches behind the bar, crying to herself...

[03:48]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] sighs "oh hp I'm starting to worry"

[03:48] <Rolling_point> "you're backwards..." Rolling mutters as he looks up from the floor to HP.

[03:49]  * Lazuli_Lapis looks over to him, clearly sleepy. "I'm Lazuli.. and who're you?"

[03:49]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] sits with HP to comfort her "You're usually cheerful"

[03:50]  * Flip downs the shot. "I'm Flip. Pleased to meet you stranger."

[03:50] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I tried not being so... stupid today; I STILL had a near-death experience..."

[03:50] <Flip> "You new here?"

[03:51] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Can't live a day without one."

[03:51]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] hugs HP "

[03:51] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Yes, I am. Pleased to meet you too, Flip."

[03:51] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to feel a little better.

[03:51] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[03:52] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Just let it all out.."

[03:52] <Flip> "Likewise." *takes another shot*

[03:52] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "The oven set me on fire..."

[03:52] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to order an alcoholic beverage.

[03:52] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[03:52] <Rolling_point> "hullo sixarms... Hot Pot, i don't like cooking. i did it for a long time... but, i can help you if you want... sorry, i like scotch too musch tonight..."

[03:52] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to feel very, very bad.

[03:52] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[03:53]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is crying s'more.

[03:53] <Rolling_point> [you fail at feeling bad! cheer up!]

[03:53] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "FUCK OFF, ROLLING!"

[03:53] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "FFFFFFFFFFUCK. OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF..."

[03:53]  * Lazuli_Lapis looks over to the barkeep. "Can I have a water, miss?"

[03:53] <Flip> "Hey give the lady some space, man"

[03:54] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Just let it all out HP...."

[03:55]  * Rolling_point shrugs. " you know... i think that's it. bye HP. i don't think we'll be talking again." Rolling turns over, carefully getting to his hooves, and makes his way out of the inn.

[03:55] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> *Virus lands in front of Lazu with water* "Virus: your water miss."

[03:56] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Thanks."

[03:56] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> *Virus jumps away to Mary*

[03:56] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to cool the fuck down.

[03:56] <GameServ> 9 == 9

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[03:57] == Aoyin [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!]

[03:57]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] hugging HP to calm her down

[03:58] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to calm down...

[03:58] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[03:58] <Flip> [You are the zen master]

[03:58]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] stops her crying.

[03:58] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You ok?"

[03:58] <Rolling_point> [well, not like you liked my char anyway, but i think that's around the last time he's going to acknowledge your existence HP. or he might be too drunk to remember your shit, but meh]

[04:00] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I-I think so..."

[04:00] == Lucyne_waiting_for_meds has changed nick to Lucyne_meds_acquired

[04:00]  * Flip looks down at Hot and mary and has another drink

[04:00]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] wipes away the tears, and gets up from behind the bar.

[04:00] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to join in the conversation.

[04:00] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[04:00] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "H-Hey everyone!"

[04:00] <Flip> "Feeling better, hon?"

[04:01] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I feel a little better."

[04:01]  * Flip smiles. "Good to hear that."

[04:01] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "No thanks to Rolling."

[04:01] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "He sure knows how to make me feel bad."

[04:01] <Flip> "His intentions were good, I'm sure. I think."

[04:02]  * Lazuli_Lapis rests her head on the table, more or less falling asleep.

[04:02]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] stands up and smiles

[04:02] <Rolling_point> [well alrighty then]

[04:02] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Yeh..."

[04:02]  * Flip hugs HP

[04:03] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Now, I feel like I was being a jerk..."

[04:03] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I'm so full of shit..."

[04:03] <Flip> "You'll be fine, darling."

[04:04] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "...."

[04:04] == Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] [[email protected]]

[04:04] ==  realname : http://www.esper.net/

[04:04] ==  channels : #FourCannonInn

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[04:04] == Mary_ONette[CatSuit] [[email protected]]

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[04:04] == Rolling_point [[email protected]]

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[04:05]  * Flip sits down at the bar and gazes into nothingness

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[04:05] <Flip> "Is this what I am here? A simple barfly?"

[04:06] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[04:06] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Damn..."

[04:06] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "?"

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[04:06] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I wish I could just apologize to Rolling for being so full of shit."

[04:07]  * Booze_Hound walks in and sits at the bar

[04:07] <Flip> "Howdy, Boozeman"

[04:07] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to notice Booze.

[04:07] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[04:07] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "!"

[04:07] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Hey Booze"

[04:07] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Hey Booze."

[04:07] <Booze_Hound> "hey ladies"

[04:07] <Flip> "I was just getting smashed because that's all I can do here in Fourcannon."

[04:08] <Booze_Hound> "heyyyyy good to see you flip"

[04:08]  * Ikea is still sleeping on the bartop, a couple of shots poured in front of him

[04:09] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "So, Booze..."

[04:09]  * Flip nicks another shot from Ikea and downs it

[04:09] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "How's it on the other side of the bar?"

[04:09] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "?"

[04:09] <Booze_Hound> "it feels like an alien world"

[04:09] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "What happened while I was gone?"

[04:10]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] giggles to herself...

[04:10] <Booze_Hound> "no idea, i just walked in"

[04:10] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "~Need anything to drink?~"

[04:10] <Booze_Hound> "im good for now"

[04:10] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Okay."

[04:11]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] grabs a can of Dr. Hay.

[04:11] <Booze_Hound> "so how is your night going?"

[04:11]  * Flip frowns. "It's a dayum shame the mining expid...expidit...expdition was cancelled..."

[04:11] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20+-5 to open with hooves...

[04:11] <GameServ> (20) + -5 == 15

[04:12] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [NOW Kek gives me a good roll!]

[04:12] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [yep]

[04:12] <Booze_Hound> "wow you are getting pretty good at that"

[04:12] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [LEVEL UP CAN-OPENING SKILL!]

[04:13] <Flip> "At thish rate, I'm never going to get iron for that sword..."

[04:13]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] takes a victory sip.

[04:13] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 six arm meditation

[04:13] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[04:13] <Booze_Hound> "it's ok flip you'll get it soon enough"

[04:13] <Booze_Hound> "but ya we all need iron for our own projects"

[04:13]  * Flip looks hopeful. "Are there any plans to clear out the mine?"

[04:14] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Maybe, with all these cans I'm drinking from, I could make an aluminum sword..."

[04:14] <Booze_Hound> "no idea but that won't stop me"

[04:14] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "I make my own weapons"

[04:14] <Booze_Hound> "weak, flimsy bends on first hit"

[04:14] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Heh..."

[04:15] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Aluminum..."

[04:15] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Such a funny word!"

[04:15] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Aluminum. Aluminum. Aluminuminum...."

[04:15] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Fuck."

[04:15] <Flip> "Well... Booze... Buddy... IF there IS an expidishun to clear it out, you gotta tell me"

[04:16] <Booze_Hound> "will do"

[04:16] <Flip> "Thanksh Booze."

[04:16]  * Flip takes another shot

[04:16]  * Flip wobbles

[04:17] <Flip> !roll d20 Stay concious

[04:17] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[04:17]  * Flip remains awake

[04:18] <Flip> "Sho what 'ave you been up to, Hound dog?"

[04:18] <Booze_Hound> "you know drinking, sleeping, looking for love in all the wrong places"

[04:19]  * Lazuli_Lapis wakes up, yawning and looking around a bit. "Uh... can I get a drink, please?"

[04:19] <Flip> "I believe thats your department, Boosh"

[04:19]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] takes another sip of her soda.

[04:19] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "?"

[04:19] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Someone wants a drink?"

[04:19] <Booze_Hound> "yep" *stretches* "what will it be?"

[04:20] <Flip> "I want another drink, if ya please..."

[04:20] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Yes, here. I...guess I'll have what he's having."

[04:20]  * Lazuli_Lapis points to Flip.

[04:20]  * Booze_Hound pours and serves two glasses of whiskey

[04:21] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to hop back to the customer side of the bar.

[04:21] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[04:21]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] hops over, but lands on her face.

[04:21] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d4

[04:21] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[04:21] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "OOF!"

[04:21] <Flip> "Ouch."

[04:21]  * Lazuli_Lapis nods to Booze, takign a long swig of whiskey.

[04:22]  * Flip also takes a swig

[04:22]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] HP[====---   ]

[04:22] <Booze_Hound> "walk it off HP"

[04:22] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You ok?"

[04:22] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I... I..."

[04:22] == Al_Dente has changed nick to Al_Away

[04:22] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to get up...

[04:22] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[04:23]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] gets up, dizzy.

[04:23] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 for tolerance of alcohol

[04:23] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[04:23] <Flip> !roll d20-3 stay conscious

[04:23] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[04:23] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I don't feel so well..."

[04:23]  * Flip tips and then falls over

[04:23]  * Flip has fainted! Use next pokemon?

[04:23] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You should go get some sleep HP."

[04:23]  * Boris_ slowly walks into the inn

[04:24] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [➪Run Away]

[04:24]  * Boris_ dejectedly takes a seat at the bar

[04:24] <Booze_Hound> "he yboris"

[04:24]  * Lazuli_Lapis continues sipping wiskey, watching the trainwreck continue quietly.

[04:24] <Boris_> "Hi..."

[04:24]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] takes a seat at the bar....

[04:24] <Boris_> "Booze, can I get a bottle for the road"

[04:25]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] shrugs and looks at the floor thinking

[04:25] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Ladeedadeeladadadabumpitida..."

[04:25] == Flip [[email protected]]

[04:25] ==  realname : http://www.esper.net/

[04:25] ==  channels : #FourCannonInn #Fourcannon

[04:25] ==  server   : webchat.esper.net [http://webchat.esper.net/ (Dallas, TX, USA)]

[04:25] ==  idle     : 0 days 0 hours 2 minutes 10 seconds [connected: Fri Jul 26 03:16:53 2013]

[04:25] == End of WHOIS

[04:25] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "?"

[04:26] <Booze_Hound> "ya"

[04:26] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to stay up.

[04:26] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[04:26]  * Booze_Hound hands bottle

[04:26] <Flip> [how do I change nick?]

[04:26] <Boris_> "Thanks..."

[04:26] <Booze_Hound> [/nick]

[04:26]  * Boris_ gets up

[04:26] <Boris_> "Oh and Booze"

[04:26] <Flip> [did it work?]

[04:26]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] 's face falls to the counter.

[04:26] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to notice mary

[04:26] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[04:26] <Boris_> "Thank you for everything"

[04:27]  * Boris_ walsk back out

[04:27] == Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] has changed nick to Hot_Pot[KOBunny]

[04:27] <Booze_Hound> "no problem man"

[04:27] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Oh crap"

[04:27] <Booze_Hound> "dropping like flies tonight "

[04:27] <Hot_Pot[KOBunny]> "MMMmmmmm..."

[04:27] <Flip> [Nick change isnt working...]

[04:28]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] sighs and goes to get water for them

[04:28] <Hot_Pot[KOBunny]> [/nick NewNameHere]

[04:28] <Flip> [/nick Flip[KO]]

[04:28] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 six arm water wake up

[04:28] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[04:28] == Flip has changed nick to FlipKO

[04:29] == FlipKO has changed nick to Flip[KO]

[04:29] <Flip[KO]> [There we go]

[04:29] <Hot_Pot[KOBunny]> "..."

[04:29]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] the six arms pour water on the knocked out ponies

[04:29] <Hot_Pot[KOBunny]> !roll d20 to awake...

[04:29] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[04:30] <Booze_Hound> "so mary how many puppets can you control at once?"

[04:30] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "seven"

[04:30] <Hot_Pot[KOBunny]> "HHhhhhnnnnnnggg..."

[04:30] <Booze_Hound> "including the arms?"

[04:31] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "If I wake the arms six must shut down"

[04:31]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] helps hot pot wake up

[04:31] <Booze_Hound> "so each arm counts as a puppet then"

[04:32] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You can say that, but not really."

[04:32] <Hot_Pot[KOBunny]> !roll d20 to awake...

[04:32] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[04:32] == Hot_Pot[KOBunny] has changed nick to Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]

[04:33] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "well hello there sleepy head."

[04:33] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Errr..."

[04:33] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "...Why is it so cold in here...?"

[04:34] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "you fell and passed out and I poured water on you."

[04:34] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "!"

[04:35]  * Lazuli_Lapis finishes both bottles of wiskey, watching. "Maybe she should get some sleep...?"

[04:35] <Flip[KO]> [>tfw no one tries to wake you up]

[04:35] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Is my bunny suit okay, at least?"

[04:35] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [I poured water on you also]

[04:35] <Lazuli_Lapis> [wait your turn gosh rude]

[04:35] <Flip[KO]> [didn't see that]

[04:35] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Only your face got wet"

[04:35] <Flip[KO]> !roll d20 wake up

[04:35] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[04:35]  * Flip[KO] is out cold

[04:36] <Booze_Hound> [no one wants to wake background ponies]

[04:36] <Flip[KO]> [Ah'm not ah background ponies]

[04:36] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[04:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "Oh..."

[04:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "That's good..."

[04:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to see the arms...

[04:37] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "You seem to worry me a lot."

[04:37] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[04:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT!"

[04:38] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "and then this..."

[04:38] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to flee to kitchen...

[04:38] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[04:38]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] puts the arms away

[04:38] <Booze_Hound> "it's always something with you"

[04:39]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] stumbles towards the kitchen, but falls over along the way...

[04:39] <Lazuli_Lapis> "I still stand behind the suggestion of putting her to bed...She's gonna get hurt..."

[04:39] <Flip[KO]> !roll d20 wake up

[04:39] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[04:39] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 catch HP

[04:39] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[04:39]  * Flip[KO] blinks

[04:39]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] fucking trips

[04:39] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 giddap

[04:39] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[04:39]  * Flip[KO] wakes up

[04:39] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to catch

[04:39] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[04:39]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] gets back up, and hides in the kitchen...

[04:40]  * Lazuli_Lapis notices Flip moving again. "Oh hey, Flip. You missed some stuff."

[04:40]  * Flip[KO] picks herself up

[04:40] <Flip[KO]> "What happened? How long was I out?"

[04:41]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] walks to the kitchen "here we go again"

[04:41] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to be hidden...

[04:41] == Boris_ [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: KVIrc 4.2.0 Equilibrium http://www.kvirc.net/]

[04:41] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[04:41] == Flip[KO] has changed nick to Flip

[04:41]  * Booze_Hound sits at bar again

[04:41]  * Booze_Hound drinks whisky

[04:41] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Not much. One of them is shitfaced and/or mentally unwell and the other is chasing her."

[04:42]  * Flip blinks

[04:42] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Oh, and I'm not sure how long you were out. Not too long though."

[04:42] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "Hot I know you're in here and I'll sit here until you come out of hiding" *sits down in the kitchen*

[04:42] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[04:42] <Flip> "Mary. What is she anyways? With the puppets and stuff.."

[04:42] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to avoid squeeking.

[04:42] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[04:43] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Like I'd know. I've been half asleep most of the time."

[04:43] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "...sorry I scared you again..."

[04:43] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to find conveniently-placed carrot.

[04:43] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[04:44]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] tries eating a carrot to calm her nerves...

[04:44] <Flip> [The roll gods have taken a shining to you]

[04:44] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to calm down.

[04:44] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[04:44] <Lazuli_Lapis> [Dees roles]

[04:44] <Flip> !roll d20 sobriety level

[04:44] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[04:44]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] remains silent

[04:45] <Lazuli_Lapis> "So...I guess I can't get another drink until all...this..business..is over."

[04:45]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] pokes her head out of her hiding spot for a second, and conceals herself again.

[04:46] <Booze_Hound> "so did she see her shadow?"

[04:46]  * Flip bursts out laughing

[04:46] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 not to feel those feels of feeling bad

[04:46] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[04:46] == Al_Away [[email protected]] has quit [Quit: Dont Mess, I Play for Keeps]

[04:46] <Lazuli_Lapis> "What, Flip?"

[04:46]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is starting to feel bad

[04:47] <Flip> "Booze made a joke. Didn't you hear?"

[04:47] <Flip> "He's the bartender. by the way, so if you want a drink ask him."

[04:47]  * Lazuli_Lapis processes the past 20 seconds in her head very slowly.

[04:47] <Booze_Hound> "no one listens to the voice of reason flip"

[04:48] <Flip> "Ain't that the truth..."

[04:48]  * Lazuli_Lapis eventually gets the joke and chuckles. "So...can I get another whiskey, Booze?

[04:48] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to hop to high ground.

[04:48] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[04:48] <Lazuli_Lapis> [I forgot the quotation marks ALL IS LOST]

[04:48] <Booze_Hound> "sure thing" *serves*

[04:49]  * Lazuli_Lapis sips at the wiskey, nodding to him.

[04:49]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] comes out and tries to hop to a high spot, but ends up hanging from the ledge.

[04:49]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] doesn't notice

[04:49] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to pull herself up...

[04:49] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[04:49]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is still hanging there...

[04:50] <Lazuli_Lapis> [the roll Gods are having their revenge]

[04:50] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to pull-up

[04:50] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[04:50]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] falls back to the floor.

[04:50] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to land...

[04:50] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[04:50] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 six arm catch

[04:50] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[04:51]  * Flip hiccups

[04:51]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] stares into Mary's eyes with a blank look and sparkly eyes.

[04:51] <Flip> "Just kiss already you two"

[04:51]  * Flip hiccups again

[04:51]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is staring back

[04:51]  * Lazuli_Lapis quickly finishes the whiskey.

[04:51] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[04:52] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "...."

[04:52] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[04:52] <Flip> "..."

[04:52] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "..."

[04:52] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 for levels of drunk.

[04:52] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[04:52] <Flip> [lel]

[04:52] <Lazuli_Lapis> [but why this]

[04:52] <Booze_Hound> "women being quiet? this is a first"

[04:53]  * Flip considers slapping Booze

[04:53]  * Flip decides against it

[04:53]  * Lazuli_Lapis KOs, dropping her head onto the table.

[04:53]  * Flip wants to, though

[04:53]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is still staring at HP eyes

[04:53]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] hasn't blinked yet.

[04:53] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to resist blinking...

[04:53] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[04:53] <Booze_Hound> [now kiss]

[04:54]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] blinks once.

[04:54] <Flip> [That's what I'm thinking

[04:54] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 resist blushing at the awkwardness

[04:54] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[04:54]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is chill

[04:55] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "...."

[04:55] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 notice flip pissed level

[04:55] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[04:55]  * Booze_Hound doesn't care

[04:55] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to resist blushing herself...

[04:55] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[04:55] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to wake up

[04:55] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[04:56]  * Lazuli_Lapis continues being unconcious, then.

[04:56] <Flip> "Hey Booze, a glass of water, please."

[04:56]  * Booze_Hound serves water

[04:56]  * Flip dumps it on Lapis

[04:56] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to wake up

[04:56] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[04:57]  * Lazuli_Lapis is STILL unconcious.

[04:57] <Lazuli_Lapis> [wow they really want me to shut up]

[04:57]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] continues staring...

[04:57] <Flip> "That's impressive."

[04:57] <Lazuli_Lapis> [pretty sure booze poisoned my wiskey]

[04:57]  * Flip shakes Lapis. "C'mon, wake up"

[04:57]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] blinks but stares as well "...."

[04:57] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 TO WAKE UP

[04:57] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[04:58]  * Lazuli_Lapis drools, blinking a bit. "Fuck...what happened..."

[04:59] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to move at all.

[04:59] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[04:59] <Flip> "You got recked, hun."

[04:59]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is still staring...

[04:59] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[04:59] <Booze_Hound> [mfw i can poison the whole town in one night and kill everyone]

[04:59] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 resist blushing at the awkwardness

[04:59] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[04:59] <Lazuli_Lapis> "uhg... I don't feel well..."

[04:59] <Flip> [No you cant this inn isnt even canon]

[04:59] <Booze_Hound> >:)

[04:59]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] blushes

[04:59] <Booze_Hound> [evil smile]

[05:00] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to vomit.

[05:00] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[05:00] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to resist blushing...

[05:00] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[05:00] == Able_Tome has changed nick to Able_Tome|AFK

[05:00]  * Lazuli_Lapis vomits on the counter, shivering. "Uhhg...fuck, man...what the hell did you put in that drink..."

[05:00] <Flip> [Why did you have to roll for that lapis]

[05:00]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is one frozen mare...

[05:00] <Lazuli_Lapis> [because ENHUEHEUHRHEHEH]

[05:00]  * Flip backs away from the vomit

[05:01]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is blushing but continues to stare "..."

[05:01] <Flip> "He didn't put anything in the drink you're just a lightweight

[05:01] <Flip> "

[05:01] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to resist blushing still...

[05:01] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[05:01] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to start cleaning

[05:01] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[05:01] <Lazuli_Lapis> "I...guess so."

[05:01]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] blushes, but still stares.

[05:01] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[05:01]  * Flip peeks into the kitchen. "C'mon, kiss already."

[05:02] <Lazuli_Lapis> "So... what happened to crazy horse and the other oen..."

[05:02] <Flip> !roll d20 help Booze clean

[05:02] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[05:02]  * Flip doesn't bother

[05:02] <Lazuli_Lapis> [God hates you Booze.]

[05:02] <Booze_Hound> "you spread it all over"

[05:02] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to move at all.

[05:02] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:02]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is perfectly still...

[05:02] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to finish cleaning

[05:02] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[05:02] <Lazuli_Lapis> [WOW YOU GUYS this is getting silly]

[05:02] <Flip> [aw let em be]

[05:03]  * Lazuli_Lapis awkwardly scoots the chair away from the mess. "Uh..s-sorry.."

[05:03] <Flip> "He's seen worse, I'm sure."

[05:03] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 try to speak

[05:03] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[05:03] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to try cleaning

[05:03] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[05:04]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] while blushing "u..um...you..ok?"

[05:04] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to react...

[05:04] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[05:04]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] blinks, and her ear twitches.

[05:04] <Booze_Hound> "just kiss and kill the sexual tension"

[05:05] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "c..cute.."

[05:05] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "..."

[05:05] <Flip> "Yeah seriously, ladies, it's been like 20 minutes"

[05:05] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[05:05] <Lazuli_Lapis> "What're they doing again?"

[05:06] <Flip> "About to kiss, with any luck."

[05:06] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [the longest awkward moment ever]

[05:06] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [Ever]

[05:06] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Wha-- I won't ask.."

[05:06] <Booze_Hound> "holding each other and gazing into each others eyes"

[05:06] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [who will make the first move?]

[05:06] <Lazuli_Lapis> "How romantic."

[05:07] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to blink.

[05:07] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[05:07] <Lazuli_Lapis> [CONGRATULATIONS]

[05:07] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to vomit once again.

[05:07] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[05:07]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] blinks, and her eyes get a little bigger.

[05:07] <Lazuli_Lapis> [sorry booze]

[05:07] <Flip> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Io0DLo_G90]

[05:08]  * Lazuli_Lapis clutches her stomach, vomiting again* "Auhg.. fuck..."

[05:08] <Lazuli_Lapis> [well, "clutches" with hooves.]

[05:08]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is just string in Hot Pots eyes unable to speak again

[05:08] <Booze_Hound> !roll to grab bucket before it happens

[05:08] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:08] <Lazuli_Lapis> [HAHAHAHA]

[05:08]  * Booze_Hound breaks bucket

[05:08] <Flip> [fall in vomit]

[05:09] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to violently vomit in the broken bucket

[05:09] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[05:09] <Flip> "C'mon girl, keep it down, like me"

[05:09] <Lazuli_Lapis> [you win this round, Booze.]

[05:09] <Flip> !roll d20 keep it down

[05:09] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[05:09] <Lazuli_Lapis> [AND THEN YOU DO NOT]

[05:09]  * Flip vomits a little

[05:09] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to twitch.

[05:09] <GameServ> 19 == 19

[05:09]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is trying to resist the voices in the head

[05:09] <Lazuli_Lapis> [the voices with the talking and the whispering and the annoying]

[05:10] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to help booze with cleaning up the vomit

[05:10] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[05:10]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] twitches a bit from being still for so long.

[05:10]  * Lazuli_Lapis thinks, naaahhh...

[05:10]  * Booze_Hound gets up, covered in wooden splinters and vomit

[05:10] <Flip> !roll d20 start to clean up

[05:10] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[05:11]  * Flip helps clean up somewhat successfully

[05:11] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 grab mop

[05:11]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] smiles while blushing "you...moved..." *remains silent afterwards*

[05:11] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[05:11] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to feel bad and clean the vomit off of Booze

[05:11] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[05:11]  * Lazuli_Lapis thinks, again, NAAAAHHHHH...

[05:11] <Booze_Hound> "oh no girls just keep being in a romantic movie i got this"

[05:11] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to react...

[05:11] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[05:11] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to clean vomit

[05:11] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[05:12] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "I-I did?"

[05:12] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "*sorry...*"

[05:12] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "y..yeah."

[05:12] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to get up and try to be of some assistance

[05:12] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[05:12]  * Booze_Hound mumbles "fuckingpieceofshitmop"

[05:12]  * Lazuli_Lapis NAAAAHHHHHH

[05:12] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "why sorry?"

[05:12] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Uh...you need help, Booze?"

[05:12] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to clean vomit

[05:12] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[05:13] <Flip> !roll d20 clean more

[05:13] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[05:13] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to clean self

[05:13] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:13] <Lazuli_Lapis> [oh lord]

[05:13] <Booze_Hound> "fucking splinters"

[05:13] <Flip> [critical fail - booze vomits]

[05:13]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] get all big-eyed and starey again.

[05:13] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> *gets

[05:13]  * Lazuli_Lapis vomits on Booze*

[05:13] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Ah..s-sorry, Booze!"

[05:13] <Lazuli_Lapis> [just having splinters isn't bad enough for a 1.]

[05:13] <Booze_Hound> !roll for anger level

[05:13] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:13] <Lazuli_Lapis> [EHHEHAHAHEHEHEh]

[05:14] <Booze_Hound> "you know what I don't even care at this point"

[05:14] <Booze_Hound> "just shit in the woulds"

[05:14] <Booze_Hound> wounds*

[05:14] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to feel bad and clean Booze

[05:14] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:14]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is trying very hard to resist the voices in the head

[05:14] <Lazuli_Lapis> [you know what that means]

[05:14] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to pull splinter out of self

[05:14] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[05:14] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> *her

[05:14]  * Lazuli_Lapis vomits once again on Booze*

[05:14] <Booze_Hound> !roll for anger level

[05:14] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:15] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Uhg... I think I need to lie down..."

[05:15] <Lazuli_Lapis> [WHAT

[05:15] <Booze_Hound> [HOW!?!?!?!?]

[05:15] <Lazuli_Lapis> [?????????/]

[05:15] <Flip> "Yeah, come on, let's take you somewhere..."

[05:15] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to struggle at all...

[05:15] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[05:15] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [he ain't even mad]

[05:15] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to successfully get up

[05:15] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[05:15]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] keeps staring into Mary's eyes.

[05:15] <Booze_Hound> "sighs as he is covered head to toe in vomit"

[05:15] <Flip> "Booze you are just so fucking chill"

[05:15]  * Lazuli_Lapis tries to get up, but falls over*

[05:16] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 try to speak

[05:16] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[05:16]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] seems to be expecting something to happen...

[05:16] <Booze_Hound> "it is the alcohol, if i was sober this place would be on fire"

[05:16] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Shit..can someone help me... I can barely see strait.."

[05:16]  * Flip picks up Lapis and moves her to a table

[05:16]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is silent

[05:16] <Lazuli_Lapis> :Th-thanks..

[05:16] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 resist doing what the voices say

[05:16] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[05:16] <Lazuli_Lapis> [*""]

[05:16]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is also silent.

[05:16] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [It's been like, half an hour now?"

[05:16] <Flip> !roll d20+5 Clean up vomit

[05:16] <GameServ> (7) + 5 == 12

[05:16] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> ]

[05:17]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is still ".."

[05:17] <Lazuli_Lapis> [cheater]

[05:17] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [yep]

[05:17] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to clean self off

[05:17] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[05:17] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 resist doing what the voices say

[05:17] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[05:17] <Flip> [I have experience now tho]

[05:17]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is still frozen in Mary's 6 arms. "..."

[05:17] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to get up

[05:17] <GameServ> 14 == 14

[05:17]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] kisses Hot Pot

[05:17]  * Lazuli_Lapis rolls off the table, holding herself up on the table*

[05:17] <Booze_Hound> "i don't know who you are but vomit on me one more time and you will regret it"

[05:17]  * Flip glances at lapis. "Oi! You stay there. You're in no condition to move..."

[05:17] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "!"

[05:18] <Flip> [HALLELUJAH

[05:18] <Flip> [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Io0DLo_G90]

[05:18] <Lazuli_Lapis> "S-sorry, Booze..."

[05:18] <Booze_Hound> [in very calm voice]

[05:18] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "..."

[05:18] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "♥"

[05:18]  * Lazuli_Lapis gets back onto the table, groaning*

[05:18]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] closes her eyes, and enjoys the kiss as her face grows redder.

[05:19] <Flip> [That's really fucking cute tho]

[05:19] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to keep from blacking out

[05:19] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:19] <Lazuli_Lapis> [...]

[05:19]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] can't seem to break the kiss

[05:19] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [Lazuli is now in a coma]

[05:19] <Booze_Hound> "I'm not sure if i did that with my mind"

[05:19] <Flip> "Shit... She's out cold again..."

[05:19]  * Flip walk over to Lapis

[05:19]  * Lazuli_Lapis KO's,  falling onto the floor*

[05:20]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] wouldn't dare break the kiss...

[05:20] <Lazuli_Lapis> *and then vomiting all over herself*

[05:20] <Lazuli_Lapis> [for karma]

[05:20]  * Flip flips her face down

[05:20] <Booze_Hound> "OH NO just stay there, don't get up"

[05:20] <Flip> "Have to make sure she doesn't choke on her own vomit"

[05:20] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to wake up lapis

[05:20] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[05:21] <Flip> !roll d20+5 clean up lapis without waking her

[05:21] <GameServ> (20) + 5 == 25

[05:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> [wow]

[05:21] <Flip> [SHE IS SPOTLESS]

[05:21] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to slap lapis awake

[05:21] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[05:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> [LITERALLY SHINING]

[05:21] <Lazuli_Lapis> [SQUEAKY CLEAN]

[05:21] <Booze_Hound> "wake the fuck up"

[05:21] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[05:21] <Flip> "Why would you do that?"

[05:21] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "..."

[05:21] <Booze_Hound> "it worked and i'm still covered in vomit"

[05:21]  * Lazuli_Lapis blinks a bit, shuddering, speechless*

[05:22] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to be able to speak

[05:22] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[05:22] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to finish cleaning

[05:22] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[05:22]  * Lazuli_Lapis groans weakly*

[05:22]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is still kissing Mary in the kitchen.

[05:22] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [tfw I knew that this would happen again]

[05:23] <Flip> !roll d20 resist urge to peep on Mary and pot

[05:23] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[05:23] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [Slowest romantic moment ever]

[05:23]  * Flip fails to resist the urge and quietly watches

[05:23] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [oh yeah]

[05:23] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[05:23] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to try to clean

[05:23] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[05:24] <Lazuli_Lapis> [at least it wasn't a 1]

[05:24] <Lazuli_Lapis> [again]

[05:24]  * Flip gets bored

[05:24]  * Flip walks over to Lapis

[05:24]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] face is bright red with her eyes closed "..."

[05:24] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to try to clean

[05:24] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[05:24] <Flip> "Anyways..."

[05:24] <Flip> "Welcome to Four Cannon."

[05:24]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] also has her eyes closed...

[05:24] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to be able to speak

[05:24] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[05:24] <Booze_Hound> "I'm taking a dip at the docks"

[05:24] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to intensify redness...

[05:24] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[05:25]  * Lazuli_Lapis nods gently, still groaning a bit*

[05:25] <Flip> "Have fun, Booze"

[05:25] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> * The redness level in Hot Pot's face remains about the same.

[05:25] <Booze_Hound> "any of you ladies want to join me feel free"

[05:25] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 blushness intensifies

[05:25] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[05:25] <Flip> !roll d20+5 Finish cleaning

[05:25] <GameServ> (9) + 5 == 14

[05:25]  * Lazuli_Lapis is still covered in her own vomit*

[05:25] <Lazuli_Lapis> [wait nevermind that]

[05:25]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] face keeps it red shade

[05:25] <Lazuli_Lapis> [I forgot about SQUEAKY CLEAN]

[05:25] <Flip> [I MAKE YOU SHINE GURL

[05:26] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to vomit on self

[05:26] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[05:26] <Lazuli_Lapis> [you're lucky this time]

[05:26]  * Booze_Hound walks to docks

[05:26] <Flip> [lapis]

[05:26] <Flip> [stahp]

[05:27]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] opens her eyes slightly...

[05:27]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] opens her eyes "..."

[05:27] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to be get up

[05:27] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[05:27] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20+-5 to intensify kissing...

[05:27] <GameServ> (2) + -5 == -3

[05:27] <Lazuli_Lapis> [ouch]

[05:28]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] wouldn't dare!

[05:28] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to be able to speak

[05:28] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[05:28] <Lazuli_Lapis> "uhg... where did booze go..?

[05:28] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> You know, given her current position and all.

[05:28] <Lazuli_Lapis> [*"""""""""]

[05:28] <Flip> "He went to clean himself off at the docks"

[05:29]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] the six arms set her down gently

[05:29] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Oh... should we stay here..?"

[05:29] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> "..."

[05:29] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[05:29] <Flip> "Probably"

[05:29]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] just lays there, on the kitchen floor.

[05:30] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Well..should we check on the two in the kitchen?"

[05:30]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is blushing even more

[05:30] <Flip> "Nah, let's leave 'em alone..."

[05:30]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is still staring up at Mary, face getting redder.

[05:30]  * Booze_Hound walks in soaking wet and still dirty

[05:31] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 to help clean Booze

[05:31] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[05:31] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Uh...want some help with that, Booze..?"

[05:31] <Booze_Hound> "don't.....touch......me"

[05:31] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> !roll d20 resist girl, resist

[05:31] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[05:31] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Y-Yes sir."

[05:31]  * Lazuli_Lapis steps away from Booze*

[05:31]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] is frozen in place blushing

[05:32] == Liven_Up [[email protected]] has quit [Ping timeout: 206 seconds]

[05:32] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to fucking move, dammit!

[05:32] <GameServ> 9 == 9

[05:32] <Lazuli_Lapis> [welp]

[05:32] <Booze_Hound> !roll d20 to find clean dry towel

[05:32] <GameServ> 5 == 5

[05:32]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] continues staring...

[05:32] <Booze_Hound> [why kek why?]

[05:32] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[05:32] <Flip> "Hey booze, sorry about the vomit... I think I'll head home now..."

[05:32]  * Flip attempts to leave, but trips and falls

[05:32] <Booze_Hound> "night.....flip"

[05:33] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 offer to help Booze again

[05:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:33] <Lazuli_Lapis> [WELP]

[05:33]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] puts the six arms away and looks at HP ".."

[05:33] <Flip> "Actually, I think I'll just sleep here tonight... Would you mind too much?"

[05:33] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[05:33]  * Lazuli_Lapis vomits on Booze again, trying to stop herself*

[05:33] <Booze_Hound> "sure thing"

[05:33]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] takes a step closer

[05:33]  * Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II] is still silent. "..."

[05:33] <Booze_Hound> !roll D20 for calm level

[05:33] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[05:34] <Lazuli_Lapis> "Sh-Shit! Sorry, Booze!"

[05:34] <Flip> [COOL AS ICE]

[05:34] <Lazuli_Lapis> [God, help me.]

[05:34] <Lazuli_Lapis> [more like cool as the core of the fucking sun]

[05:34]  * Booze_Hound eye twitching and he looks at lapis

[05:34] <Flip> [CAPTAIN ARCTIC, HERO OF THE FROZEN TUNDRA]

[05:34] <Booze_Hound> "five seconds"

[05:34] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [ur fuqt, Lapis!]

[05:35] <Flip> [GET RECKT

[05:35] <Booze_Hound> "run"

[05:35]  * Lazuli_Lapis bolts out of the Inn*

[05:35] <Flip> [toppermost of the poppermost lels]

[05:35]  * Booze_Hound heavy breathing

[05:36] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> !roll d20 to stay COMPLETELY silent.

[05:36] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[05:36]  * Mary_ONette[CatSuit] helps HP stand up

[05:36] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> "..."

[05:36]  * Flip lays down in a corner of the inn and falls asleep

[05:36] <Flip> [Night, everybody]

[05:36]  * Booze_Hound is just standing there covered in vomit frozen with rage

[05:36] <Booze_Hound> [night]

[05:36] <Lazuli_Lapis> [night Flip!]

[05:37]  * Lazuli_Lapis peeks into the inn through a window*

[05:37] <Lazuli_Lapis> !roll d20 for sneakiness level

[05:37] <GameServ> 17 == 17

[05:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [There needs to be art of our little moment here.]

[05:37] <Booze_Hound> [yes]

[05:37] <Mary_ONette[CatSuit]> [I agree]

[05:37] <Flip> [the vomit or the kiss?]

[05:37] <Flip> [Or both?]

[05:37] <Lazuli_Lapis> [you mean you two staring at eachother or me vomiting on Booze 5 times]

[05:37] <Booze_Hound> [i'm saying vomit]

[05:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [The kiss]

[05:37] <Booze_Hound> [nope vomit]

[05:37] <Flip> [BOTH I SAY]

[05:37] <Lazuli_Lapis> [whycantwehaveboth.jpg]

[05:37] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [I'll fucking draw it myself if I have to]

[05:38] <Booze_Hound> [hell the vomit could be a comic]

[05:38] <Flip> [Anyways, night for real this time]

[05:38] <Lazuli_Lapis> [it should be]

[05:38] <Lazuli_Lapis> [Okay, night Flip]

[05:38] <Hot_Pot[BunnySuit-II]> [Someone pastebin this for reference.]

[05:38] <Flip> I'll do that

[05:38] <Flip> Then bed