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Norman was top 8 at EVO

By: fullbodiedanon on Jul 20th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.98 KB  |  hits: 65  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be Norman.
  2. >Tell people that you have x-box.
  3. >Everyone asking if you are going to get x-box bone.
  4. No, im getting the ps4. I use to have a ps3 but the damn thing gave me the yellow ring of death.
  5. >Start being shunned not only as a "racist" but as a "sonygger".
  6. Wait, so you guys are always calling me racist just for wondering why you are all pink and green and blue and shit, but the second i say i like a different console you call me a slur?
  7. >"Yeah, thats what you get for being a skruby casual!" says some guy.
  8. >Oh...
  9. >Oh no he did NOT just call you a skruby casual...
  10. >You reach into your bag.
  11. >And what you find is a trophy.
  12. >A trophy you can only get by winning at EVO.
  13. CALL ME SKRUBBY NOW FAGGOT!
  14. >you begin to smash his brains in with your EVO trophy.
  15. >Commenters are soon heard commentating on the spectacle of your rush down skills.
  16. >People throw books at you to keep you away from them.
  17. >Silly skrubs don't think you are used to zoning, and cant just parry them.
  18. >I mean a book is just one hit each.
  19. >Soon enough there are teams of 3 being thrown at you.
  20. >You decide now is the time to let loose with your X-factor.
  21. BIONIC....
  22. >"OH GOD WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO NOW?" screams a kid.
  23. AAAAAARRRM!!!
  24. >You crash through multiple kids and adults.
  25. >The police came and started shooting at you, but they don't realize that you have invincibility frames for most of your super, they also get hit.
  26. >When everyone is on the ground and you stand over their bodies with the trophy still in your hand, you start to smirk.
  27. How could i loose? I have a bionic arm?
  28. >you dont really have a bionic arm, but you say it anyway because that line pisses everyone off 100% of the time.
  29. >"H-hay Norman..." says someone.
  30. >its yellow.
  31. Whats up Fluttershy?
  32. >she opens her arms and you are thrown into the air.
  33. >"G-Gravity squeeze...i-if thats okay with you."
  34. >OH FUCK THE PURPLE.
  35. >OH FUCK, THE PAIN.
  36. >THE PAIN AND THE PURPLE ARE TOO MUCH.
  37. >She wavedashes over to you.
  38. >"I-is getting bodied your fetish Norman?"
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