Norman is an ass man

>Day: Birthday

>Mission: Get laid

>Okay Norman, you got this all planned out.

>Pink's throwing you a birthday party.

>Most likely the only people there are going to be the girls and maybe even that shit fucker Brad.

>The plan goes as follows: Get Bleached Goddess drunk off her shit and put your dick in her pooper.

>Because vaginas look weird as shit.

>I don't wanna touch that stuff ever again.

>not after last time.

>Since Pink is your room mate, its most likely that there is going to be a surprise party thrown at your pad, so lets go ahead and mossy on over there.

>you unlock the door with a shit eating grin because whatever it's your birthday.

>"SURPRIIIISE!" says pink.

>She busts one of those party favors right in front your your face.

Haha, thanks Pink.... where is everyone, am i getting a double surprise?

>She looks down.

>"Im sorry Norman, but they couldn't make it. Its just you and me tonight..."

>You slump onto your couch.

Damn... and i really just wanted to fuck tonight...

>Did you just say that outloud?

>Oh yeah... you forgot that YOU were drunk.

>"...Well..... maybe i can help..." she says sitting closer to you.

Oh fuck, pink... no... i meant with Rari-

>Its too late.

>Shes on top of you.

>AND SHE IS PUTTING HER VAGINA OVER YOUR DICK!

>"AAAAHHH GROSS, GET THAT SHIT OFF ME!".... is what you would have said.

>Instead the drunk kicked into overdrive and you said something like: "AHHHH GRESS.... GERT THET SHIRT OFF....MEH..."

>"Heheh, okay Norman." says pink.

>So she takes off her shirt and OH GOD SHE HAS INVERTED NIPPLES!

>THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!

*knock knock*

>in comes Rarity.

>"Hello dear Norman, i just came bye to tell you happy birthday and- oh... well then..."

>She packs her shit up and leaves.

>Okay...

>NOW this is the worst day ever.

>"I know this might be a mood kill, but i kinda gotta pee."

>OH GOD IT NEVER ENDS!

I WENNA GIT UFF THE CREZY RID!

>But it never ends.