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Fucking Casuals

By: fullbodiedanon on Aug 26th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.53 KB  |  hits: 61  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be Norman
  2. >Be forced to play Call of Duty with your shitty friend Brad.
  3. >God you are so tired of this fucking game and how casually unbalanced it is.
  4. >"W-wow N-norman your r-really g-good..." he says like a fucking beta.
  5. >You shove your dick into the microphone of your headset and it instantly goes into his ear.
  6. >You continuously fuck his ear while you play CoD.
  7. >Doing nothing but 360 no scope headshots.
  8. >Simultaneously you jizz so hard that you can feel brads head explode from the sheer force and amount.
  9. >Today was a casual day.
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