Day dream team part 1

Pre-written Edition: its longer and better

Pt.1

 

> Day Dream Team in Equestria

> you are Anon, the red mask wearing anon to be exact

> ever since coming to magic horse land with your green mask wearing brother, things have been very interesting...

> the only way most of these horses can tell you and your sibling apart is the different mask colors each of you wore.

> that and the fact you were a fat mother-fucker.

> you arise from your bed and lay out your clothes for the rest of the day, donning your mushroom pyjamas you shuffle to the almighty porcelain god for the triple s of gods.

> shit, shower, shroom

> your brother has awoken by the time you have gotten out of the shower

> "Anon, you done with the bathroom?"

"Yeah I'm done my green bro."

> "excellent I shall be off then"

> he walks into the bathroom and you head downstairs to prepare the breakfast for you both.

> you take out a pan and some shrooms, because only real men eat mushrooms.

> the smell of glorious shrooms fill the air and your nostrils.

> your green bro rushes down the stairs at one whiff of the stuff.

> bring some plates and enjoy the morning with your bro.

> *ding dong*

> Green Bro comes running down the stairs.

> "I'll get it,"

"Good, I wasn't planning on answering the door any ways..."

> You hear faint voices behind you, not that you really care, when you eat your shrooms, nothing else in the world seems to matter.

> "uh, Big Bro....."

> Turning to look at your brother in the doorway, you see Yellow-Mute standing there looking back impatiently.

> " Can you come to the door?"

> as much as you really don't want to talk to flutters every morning, you have to. Last time you didn't you caught her sniffing your overalls.

> it wasn't at all better that she pretty much soaked them in her juices from sniffing them either.

"Go sit down bro, I got this."

 

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> "H-Hi anon!"

> Flutters looks at you in a nervous happy state of being.

> why did your bro get the princess girlfriend and you get the insane yellow one?

> That's still bullshit.

> "Anon?"

"What?"

> The thought of your brother being better than you really rustles your jimmies.

> "I know I got your fetish this time!"

"You do know that you say that every morning right?"

> Every day with this bullshit. You swear all she does is think up new fetishes to try on you.

> She walks away from your door and into some nearby bushes.

> You hear a large zip and fluttershy walks out of the bushes wearing... oh god.

> "This do anything for ya' anon?"

> Before you stands fluttershy, not just your normal fluttershy, but a fluttershy donned in a full rubber dick suit.

"...w-what?"

> Fluttershy's eyes now have a twinkling light in them as they grow bigger.

> "YES! I knew I would have gotten it sooner or later!"

> You smack your forehead in reaction to that stupidity.

"No, it isn't my fetish flutters. But honestly, I have to give you points for originality on this one."

> Fluttershy looks up with a face that says 'are you fucking kidding me?'

> She let out a sigh, hung her head and walked away.

> You close the door and return indoors.

> "Hey bro, you gunna' finish these 'shrooms?"

"You know I always finish my shrooms bro."

> Sitting down, you prepare yourself to finish your breakfast.

> *Knock* *Knock*

"Who the fuck could this be now?!"

> "Uh... calm down bro, I'll just go get the door again."

> Bro goes to answer the door and you start to chow down on those shrooms.

> "Yes, thank you. I'll let him know."

> That better not be flutters, you don't need a double dosage of your daily recomended value of crazy rapist.

 

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> Your bro walks back to the table and gives you one of the letters that were in his hands.

> "My princess has invited us to something called 'The Great Galoping Gala', it's a big party the princess throw together once every couple of years. That is your pass in the envelope."

> Opening the envelope reveals a small card with a cute design. Upon opening it your pass falls out of the card and onto the table.

> YOU ARE INVITED TO THE GRAND GALOPING GALA. WE HOPE YOU CAN JOIN US FRIDAY AT 9PM.

> Looking furthur down the card, you notice a list of rules.

> 1. You must be civil during the gala, if you disobey this rule, you will be uncivily thrown from the castle grounds.

> 2. Please keep rude remarks and actions away from the princesses, faliure to do so will end up with a very pissed off goddes. Trust us, no one wants that shit.

> 3. You must bring a romantic companion to the gala. Failiure to do so will result in a large spotlight to be beamed onto you very awkwardly during the slow dances. You will then become the laughing stock of the gala community.

> 4. Do not throw shit at the gala. Doing so will have the shit you threw thrown back at you. But faster!

> Where the fuck would you get a romantic partner, everyone in this land only likes your green lanky ass brother.

> Well almost everyone. Except Butter-shu, but you could never put yourself through that kind of hell.

> Spotting the last rule made you sigh in defeat a bit.

> 5. Human attendence is mandatory for Equestrian-Humanity relations.

> Sounds like a load of bullshit to you, bro probably just wanted you to come so bad that asked them to put that on the card.

"Bro, what's this about romantic partners and human mandatory attendance?"

> "Oh, they want everyone to come in 'pairs' so that everyone can have fun and that there is no one left out. As forthe human attendance, i have no idea what that is about."

> The fucker has to be lying. There is no way in hell he gave you this not knowing any of these rules.

"Also might i ask, and this is bothering me for a while now. How did you ever get a princess as your girlfriend when back in our world you couldn't pick up chicks?"

> "Well actually Luna and I are very much alike in a lot of ways."

"Like?"

> "Like we both live in the shadow of our older sibling with most of our great deeds going un-noticed or the older sibling getting credit. Not to mention we both suffer from the fact that no one will really ever recognize us as the great beings we are!"

"So Luna is the you of Equestria?"

> "...well i wouldn't put it like that"

"Now if you excuse me, I have to go strike up a deal with a little shy devil so that I'm not breaking equestrian law by not showing up with a date."

> "Little shy devi-?"'

"Oh you know who it is!"

> It's going to be a crazy 3 days before the gala... probably.

> You grab and don your red hat and walk over to fluttershys.