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By: dirtyhanh on Jan 16th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.92 KB  |  hits: 88  |  expires: Never
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  1. >day garble dee gook
  2. >shower, shit, shave, THEN wake up
  3. >get more sleep and get your routine done
  4. >cept your face is all slashed up and shit on your hand into the wounds
  5. >fuck it
  6. >go downstairs and pour yourself some Anonymous Toast Crunch
  7. >expect saffron lethargic to knock on door for daily unwanted sexual advances.
  8. >nothing all day
  9. >next day
  10. >knock knock
  11. >ogeeiwonderwho.jpg
  12. >its grape studious, bawling
  13. >"oh h-hi anon, sniff, something terrible has happened! "
  14. Oh no! Is (everyp0ne except Fluttershy) okay?
  15. >"no. Today there was a large fire threatening the Everfree Forest"
  16. >"Fluttershy gave her life buying time for a few critters to escape."
  17. >Seems legit.
  18. >Shit! Youre taken aback at how noble Flutters could be when she wasn't horny. Feels bad man at all the times you may have been a bit too harsh.
  19. >Twi tells you an empty coffin funeral will take place the next day.
  20. >You have to go lest every mare think you heartless.
  21. >Hatersgonnahate.jpg in a suit rarity made for you to the funeral until other p0niess see you. (that bitch can sow)
  22. >The Equestrian Forestry Service secretary gives a yoogoogly full of feels. Gets visibly distraught.
  23. >Decide to wait for everyone else to leave to have a last private moment symbolically with her. Apoligize for being harsh and that if she were still alive, youd give her a chance.
  24. >suddenly, a yellow cylinder pulls you into the casket.
  25. >"Anon? I-is martyrdom under false heroism your fetish?"
  26. >Oh god, you realize she started the blaze which killed hundreds of critt¿ers and dozens of p0ne families just to fake her death.
  27. >Everyp0ne thinks you offed yourself from guilt that night. But Banana monkey fucker drugs you long enough to be buried with you.
  28.  >She rapes you 5 feet under for at least a week of nonstop her sickest fetishes come true with you disposing of her and your waste and a big ass oxygen tank.
  29. >You eventually both suffocate, you in agony, her in bliss.
  30. >Fucking Fluttershy
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