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GunAnon-Chap.2-Rush

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  1. Work-In-Progress. Got feedback? Put it in thread or message me on Skype: fudgumz1
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  3. >Okay, let's recap.
  4. >You're Anonymous, a young rich gun collector who ended up in this weird, whatever it is.
  5. >You shot and killed this big lion/bat/scorpion thing, and now have an unconscious yellow flying mini horse that's bleeding on your leather back seats, apparently your jacket couldn't hold the blood in.
  6. >Atleast the leather's black...
  7. >And you're driving to some unknown location to find a hospital in magical horse land town according to the mini yellow horse before she passed out.
  8. >Her talking still is freaking you out.
  9. >As you pull the shifter into 4th you round a hill, revealing a town at the bottom.
  10. "This must be it"
  11. >Looking over your shoulder you find the mini horse still passed out. You can still see her steady breathing.
  12. >Good she's not dead.
  13. >You pass the sign designating the town limits.
  14. "Welcome to P0nyville?, the fuck"
  15. >Who names they're town P0nyville?
  16. >You slow to about 10mph, looking for any signs of a hospital.
  17. >Spotting the huge sign across town you get back on the gas and drive in it's direction.
  18. >What's with these building's?
  19. >There's like some carousel place, a tree...is that a fucking gingerbread house?
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  21. >You are Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia's star student.
  22. >And you're up reading through the new book shipment list for the library!
  23. >You love new books!
  24. >No one else get's this excited but you don't care, they're new books!
  25. >Letting a slight yawn lose you get up from your chair to get some more water from the kitchen.
  26. >What's that noise? It's like a growling, but it doesn't sound like any animal you know.
  27. >Looking out the window over the sink you see two lights coming very fast towards the center of town.
  28. "What is that!?"
  29. >Hurrying to the front door you magic it open before you get there.
  30. >You arrived just in time to see what looks like a long, low black carriage go by at a full speed gallop, with a no longer growling, but roaring noise coming from it.
  31. >It looks like it's going to the hospital...
  32. >It's against your better judgement but you /have/ to know what that is!
  33. >You begin to run off after it, following the red lights that are on the back of it.
  34. >However you can only run fast enough to keep track of where the lights are, good enough.
  35. >But what is that? And will it hurt anyp0ny?
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  37. >Man this place is tightly packed, they don't have cars here?
  38. >You haven't seen any, you think you spotted a couple carts though.
  39. >You're getting closer to the huge building with the red cross sign on it, it's just at the top of the hill, overlooking the town.
  40. >Hope someone there can help.
  41. >"...ugh...ow..."
  42. >Bringing a hand up to tilt the rearview mirror down you see the little yellow mini- fuck it p0ny, stirring in your jacket.
  43. "Hey don't move too much we just got here, I'll run inside and get some help alright?"
  44. >You get a faint nod in response as you pull in front of the large white building.
  45. >Putting it in neutral you rip up the E-brake and step back out of the car into the dark chilly night.
  46. >"W-what are you?!"
  47. >You stop in your tracks and begin to whirl around
  48. "Thank god there's a-"
  49. >Wut
  50. >Standing in front of you is a small purple p0ny, about the same size as the yellow one, except this one has a horn instead of wings. This is getting very, very weird. And equally annoying.
  51. "Ummm, im going to play along with this way too weird and long dream and say im a human, and I found one of you guys out in those woods"
  52. >You point towards where you just came from
  53. "And she needs help so im going to go in there"
  54. >You point behind you to the building
  55. "And get her some help, care to lend me a hand?"
  56. >You really need to get out of this dream it's starting to bother you a lot.
  57. >Reaching to the handle of the back driver's door, you open it up and reach towards the bundle of bloody jacket that is the yellow p0ny.
  58. >Lifting her up she wakes again, before turning another teal eye towards the purple one.
  59. >Nothing but utter shock comes across the face of the purple p0ny.
  60. >"FLUTTERSHY WHAT HAPPENED"
  61. >"Twilight...thank Celestia...it was a..M-m-Manticore..."
  62. >Who you assume to be Fluttershy gives a faint cough and a slim trail of blood is now coming out of her mouth.
  63. "We gotta get inside"
  64. >Not waiting for an answer you turn back around and jog up to the door.
  65. >"Wait hey come back!"
  66. >You ignore her and shove the door open, coming into a spotless waiting room, with the typical hospital decor and white walls, ceiling and tiles.
  67. >Another p0ny is at a counter, having a face of slight shock. Followed not a second after by a strained smile.
  68. >"Ummm, can I help you?"
  69. >Before you can answer a loud pop sounds off and right in front of you appears the purple p0ny from before.
  70. >Teleportation? What kind of dream is this?
  71. >"He has Fluttershy there in that cloth she's been attacked by a Manticore and she needs help fast"
  72. >She stops to gather breath while you finally speak up
  73. "She needs help bad"
  74. >Nice Captain Obvious
  75. >The p0ny at the counter races behind the door, not three seconds later four more p0nies storm out, take Fluttershy out of your arms and in a flash are back behind the door.
  76. >The front counter p0ny walks back towards you and the purple one.
  77. >"She'll be fine, nop0ny else is in admittance right now so she'll have the whole team working on her"
  78. >The purple one let's out her breath, showing relief.
  79. >"Thank you Nurse Redheart, can we wait for her to wake up or will she be out all night?"
  80. >The nurse cracks a slight smile.
  81. >"I'm sure she'll wake up soon, you two can wait in here for now"
  82. >The purple one walks to the seats and takes one for herself.
  83. >She looks towards you and gestures to the seat next to her.
  84. >Alright, I'll play along some more.
  85. >You walk over to the seat next to her and sit down, the seat's WAY too small so your legs are bent but it's not to the point of where it's uncomfortable.
  86. >Awkward silence inbound
  87. "Sooooooooo"
  88. >"Where did you come from?"
  89. >Looking towards the purple unicorn you're met with a face you can't quite place, like a mixture between curiosity and a small amount of...fear? Not quite fear but a slight bit of..concern.
  90. "Ummm, the United States?"
  91. >She looks at you quizzically, before looking away and thinking to herself
  92. >"Doesn't sound like anything around Equestria..."
  93. >Equestria?
  94. "Equestria?"
  95. >In a "duh" tone she begins to speak
  96. >"Yeah Equestria, the nation you're in?"
  97. >Wut
  98. >Okay play along, this dream is long as fuck
  99. "Ummm, I was under the impression this was Earth, but I guess this dream is a very elaborate one, must've eaten something really bad"
  100. >Another confused look comes across her face
  101. >"Dream? Ummmm...Mr..."
  102. "Anonymous"
  103. >"Sorry, Anonymous, you're not in a dream. This is very much real"
  104. >Ummmm okay it obviously isn't little purple magical p0ny
  105. >Getting an idea you reach down towards your leg and give it a pinch
  106. >You get pain in return
  107. >Well would you look at that
  108. >You're REALLY gonna freak out now Anon, good job
  109. >You look up to the purple p0ny in a newfound terrified voice
  110. "Ummm, Twilight? I's there a way y-you can, well, kinda sorta magic me and my car back? T-that'd be greeeat yeah"
  111. >Her reply is a saddened face and a matching tone
  112. >"I'm sorry Anonymous, but we p0nies don't have that sort of power yet. I don't think I can, or even the Princess"
  113. >Ah
  114. >Great
  115. >A heavy trembling works it's way across your body as the news sinks in
  116. >You're not even on EARTH anymore
  117. >You're in, Equestria? Well whatever, you're obviously NOT going to go back home
  118. >Everything you knew and love, is gone
  119. >Kimberly, your job no matter how boring it was, your PC and your games, friends, family, your mother, your guns, your Lahti, everything
  120. >Your dad
  121. >What you had left of him atleast
  122. >Photo albums and memories are all that's left
  123. >Iraq took the rest...
  124. >Tears are now flowing freely down your face
  125. >You can't keep this in, no matter how hard you try
  126. >Your father's words come into your mind
  127. >"Son, the only time a man should cry is when he loses someone, and when he's proud of another, never cry for your own sake"
  128. "Sorry dad..."
  129. >This is unbeareable
  130. "But I've lost a lot just now"
  131. >Your sit on the floor, knees together with your head resting on the top, looking to the floor
  132. >Through the tears you can see Twilight get up and walk slowly in front of you
  133. >"Umm Anonymous, are you okay?"
  134. >What, did that mother fucker just ask if you were okay?
  135. "OKAY?"
  136. >She jumps nearly three feet in the air, falling back a couple of inches
  137. >"Sorry, just, you started crying all of the sudden and I just wanted to know if you're-"
  138. "DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M OKAY? REALLY? I JUST LOST EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE, EVERYTHING BESIDES MY TWO GUNS AND THAT FUCKING CAR OUTSIDE"
  139. >Your pissed as fuck now
  140. "MY FAMILY, MY FRIENDS, EVERYTHING GONE, MY LIFE IS GONE, I'M IN THIS FUCKING P0NY WORLD AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO GET BACK TO MY HOME, I..AM..NOT..OKAY"
  141. >Rage is seething through your veins right now, you can't be in here, you have to go outside before you do something stupid
  142. "Fuck this, I'm out"
  143. >"Wait Anon, I.."
  144. >You're already out the door by the time she's done with her sentence
  145. >Back outside in the fresh, cool air is doing nothing right now
  146. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
  147. >You reach in your pocket and take out the USP, cocking the slide back you fire aimlessly in the air
  148. >Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang
  149. >Click
  150. >You lower your arm and look down at the still smoking shells that are on the ground
  151. >The tears are still distorting your vision but you can't seem to care right now
  152. >Just an empty shell
  153. >Full of a dying smoke
  154. >A heavy clunking sound is coming from behind you
  155. >"Anonymous?, what was that noise?"
  156. >Ah, the purple p0ny again, she sounds genuinely sorry
  157. >It's not her fault
  158. "Twilight? I'm...sorry I yelled I just...I-"
  159. >"It's fine"
  160. >You look up to her, wiping the tears off your face and eyes so you can see
  161. >She moves towards you, stopping right next to you
  162. >You look up to the night sky. The moon in it's full glory and the stars, not wanting to be outdone, are shining as bright as they can be
  163. >It's quite beautiful actually, you'd probably smile if it wasn't for your current circumstances
  164. "What am I going ot do Twilight? Everything's gone"
  165. >She sits on the ground beside you, looking up to the sky also
  166. >"Well, you're not gone"
  167. >You couldn't help but let a little chuckle escape on the amount of awkward her voice carried
  168. "You know, you're so bad at comforting people you might just be the best at it"
  169. >She turns her head to face you
  170. >"Wha? But that doesn't make any sense"
  171. >You crack a slight smile at her
  172. "Well, making sense sometimes isn't the answer. I guess I'm just going to have to accept the fact I'm not going home and try to start over huh?"
  173. >She does some sort of shrug with her shoulders
  174. >"If that's what you want to do"
  175. >Looking back up at the night sky, you feel...good actually.
  176. >Why? You should still be panicking. Running around yelling and screaming obscenities at the top of your lungs
  177. >You just lost almost everything you ever had in your life
  178. >But now, looking at this beautiful night sky. You feel calm, collected
  179. >Better than you ever have in your life
  180. >The sound of a door opening grab Twilight's and your attention
  181. >Turning around, stands Nurse Redheart. A look of apology across her face
  182. >"I'm terribly sorry, but the Cheif Doctor has ordered that Fluttershy not be visited until tomorrow morning. After she gets some rest"
  183. >The side of her mouth lifts up into a small smile
  184. >"I can tell you that she is perfectly fine, a little cut up and bruised, but nothing broken"
  185. >A sigh of relief exits both yours and Twilight's mouth at the same time
  186. >Good, she's okay
  187. >"Goodnight you two" as Redheart turns away to go inside the hospital
  188. >Twilight turns back to face you
  189. >"So Anon, what're you going to do now?"
  190. "I dunno, find a place to park my car and sleep, I'm tired as all hell"
  191. >"Your car? You mean that big carriage thing?" she points a hoof at your car
  192. "We used to have carriages in my..old...world. But we invented cars, which drive on their own. No horses required"
  193. >A slight scowl appears on Twilight's face
  194. >"We're p0nies you know, not horses"
  195. >Did I offend her? Shit, good fuckin' job Anon
  196. "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that, ummmm, it's not..ummmm...offensive in my world, it was just a name.."
  197. >She softens up a bit
  198. >"I guess I can let you of the hook this time"
  199. "Thank you, I'll keep in mind not to say that again"
  200. >You open the driver door to your car, reach in towards the case for your USP. Stowing the pistol away and locking it back up you place it behind the passenger seat again
  201. >"What was that black thing in your hoof?"
  202. >Hoof? Oh she must mean your hand
  203. "It's called a pistol, we humans use it for protection. Well...I use it for protection at least. It makes a messy job, but it does it all the same"
  204. >She brings a hoof to her chin, seemingly in thought
  205. >"I was asking because for the past couple of months a sound just like that has been coming from the Everfree Forest, the one you just came out of"
  206. >Months? Well you've only been here for...
  207. >Reaching into your pocket you check the time on your phone
  208. >The light of the screen catches Twilight's attention as she stares at it like it's some sort of alien technology or something
  209. >Well...it is actually
  210. >Whatever, you've only been here for two and a half hours, as the clock says 2:15am
  211. >Months? Hmmm maybe another human had been sent here on accident? Like you?
  212. >Who knows, all you know is that you're tired as hell. You want to sleep.
  213. "Well, Twilight. It was nice meeting you and all but I'm going to go park somewhere and sleep. A clear head when I wake up is what I really need right now"
  214. >Twilight adopts a look of thought, then she looks up ot you with a smile
  215. >"I have a guest room at my library you can sleep in if you want"
  216. >Free bed? Hells yeah
  217. >Your seats are comfortable sure but you don't want to ruin your perfect driving position you had it adjusted to
  218. >For another time, you smile
  219. "Sure, I can give you a ride to your house if you want"
  220. >Getting out of the car you walks towards the passenger side with Twilight in tow
  221. >Opening the door, you gesture like some sort of fancy driver guy. Can't remember what they're called
  222. >She manages a sitting pose in the seat. Albeit it seems a bit awkward for her
  223. >Reaching over to the sealbelt you grab the buckle and bring over her stomach to the reciever between the seat and the center console
  224. "There, so you don't go flying through the windsheild if we hit something"
  225. >She seems a bit scared now
  226. >"Umm, okay..."
  227. >Walking back over to your door you hop in and buckle up
  228. >Reaching to the keys you turn on the car, once again the greatest sound in the world graces your ears
  229. >"D-does it make that noise all the time?"
  230. "When it starts up yes, then it'll quiet down. Until I move"
  231. >She's slightly puzzled
  232. >"Until you move? What happens when you mo-"
  233. >Too late
  234. >Dumping the clutch the V-12 sprongs to life, roaring like some wild animal
  235. >Rear tires are spinning, throwing the ass end of your car to the left
  236. >Hard lock the wheel to the left to keep it straight
  237. >Turbos are going nuts
  238. >Such a beautiful sound...
  239. >Catching traction you rocket forward down the street
  240. >"Anon! SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN SLOW DOWN"
  241. >You can't help but chuckle
  242. >You're only doing 50
  243. >If she was in here at that time you had it at 202mph?
  244. >She'd probably faint
  245. >Alas, you slow it down to about 30, and keep a nice pace
  246. "So, where is your place?"
  247. >She's still shaking a bit
  248. "I'm sorry I scared you Twilight, I'll try not to do that again"
  249. >She relaxes a bit
  250. >"It's fine Anonymous, Rainbow Dash will love this thing"
  251. "Rainbow Dash?"
  252. >"A friend of mine, you'll most likely meet her tomorrow"
  253. "Ah okay then. Well, where is your library?"
  254. >"Oh!, that tree right there to your left"
  255. >The tree?
  256. >Oh that one you saw driving in here with Fluttershy
  257. >You really hope she's all right
  258. >Stopping at the side of the tree you put the car in Neutral and rip the E-brake up
  259. >Turning the car off you look to Twilight
  260. "Thank you for letting me sleep here Twilight"
  261. >An aura of purple surrounds the buckle for Twilight's seatbelt, it pops off. Allowing her to try to get the door open
  262. >"Oh it's no problem Anon. Just what friends do"
  263. >She tries to fumble around the door, looking for the handle you're guessing
  264. >Deciding to let her figure it out you sit back and wait
  265. >"Is it...this one?"
  266. >Pushing one of the small switches on the door down the window starts its powered descent
  267. >Jumping a bit she looks around where the window used to be, putting her hoof through the open area
  268. >A light appears on the tip of her horn, she's looking into the crack where the window went
  269. "The window's down there if you're wondering"
  270. >Looking back at you she's got this look of confusion
  271. >"How did it go down by itself?"
  272. "Electricity"
  273. >She's surprised now
  274. >"But electricity is highly dangerous and volatile, how is it in this carriage?"
  275. >Another giggle escapes you
  276. "This whole car is run on electricity, well, besides the motor that powers the entire car. Humans don't have magic in our world, so we're pretty advanced in technology to make up for it"
  277. >More shock
  278. >"No magic? Then how does anything work?"
  279. "Electricity, now"
  280. >You reach across and pull the lever to open the door, and also roll the window up
  281. "I'm pretty tired, and I bet you are too. I'll answer questions, but it'll have to wait until tomorrow morning okay?"
  282. >She smiles again
  283. >"Okay"
  284. >Getting out and locking up the car, you and Twilight walk into the Library house tree thing
  285. >Inside is a lot larger than it looks, in fact it shouldn't be this big
  286. >Magic
  287. >Got it
  288. >Twilight walks you towards a room with a small bed in the corner
  289. >"I sleep upstairs, don't hesitate if you need something, goodnight Anonymous"
  290. " 'Night Twilight"
  291. >She leaves and closes the door behind her while you lay down on the bed
  292. >It's small but to the point of your legs are going over the end but you don't mind
  293. >Without even thinking you're out light a light