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Cooking for Sunbutt [Option 2: Hypnosis]

By: Wiggy on Apr 21st, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.40 KB  |  hits: 5  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You were gonna mindfuck another pony.
  2. >Nah, Greyjoy wasn't rubbing off on you.
  3. >This is for a good cause...kind of.
  4. "Wait, before you do this, I want you to look at me for a second."
  5. >He obliges your request.
  6. >"What is it, bub?"
  7. "All I want you to do is look into my eyes for a second and see how sad you're making me."
  8. >He gives you a confused expression.
  9. >"Uh...what?"
  10. "Just do it for me, please?"
  11. >He curls his lower lip.
  12. >"Okay...?"
  13. >He stares into your deep orbs.
  14. >And is immediately under.
  15. >That was fast.
  16. >That concussion must have done wonders.
  17. >It was time to plant suggestions.
  18. "Alright uh...chef...You don't want to leave the royal kitchen. You want to keep working under Celestia, and instead will be a bit harder on your fellow chefs. After all, they could use some shaping up."
  19. >You considered throwing your idea into his head, too.
  20. >It wouldn't be fair to make him do everything and give nothing back, would it?
  21. "Also, you'll allow me to stay in your kitchen as a health-inspector and side-chef, if needed. You'll tell Celestia about this when you walk in. Now, remember my suggestions, but not this conversation, and return to normal when I snap my fingers."
  22. >You snap.
  23. >His head rises and his eyes open.
  24. >"Ugh, what just happened?"
  25. "You were about to tell Celestia what was on your mind."
  26. >"Right, right. Okay, come on in with me. I'll need ya for this."
  27. >He opens the throne room door.