Cooking for Sunbutt [Describe Porn]

>Your mind comes up with nothing but dirty images.

>Dirty movies.

>Dirty words.

>Dirty everything.

"Well, we have something back on my world called 'Pornography'. Ever heard of it?"

>She shakes her head.

>Was it just her, or was everyone innocent as fuck?

"Well, pornography, first and foremost, is something us humans derive extreme pleasure from.

>She writes as you speak.

"Pornography can be images, film, or writing, and can be found only in stores for adults."

>She stopped at that.

>"I beg your pardon?"

"I'll explain why. Pornography, or 'porn', as it's commonly called, is basically a kind of media that focuses on sex. And nothing but.

>The Princess' (and Joe's) face(s) go red.

>"O-oh, um..."

"They normally have some kind of plot that nobody gives a shit about, usually to make way for sex. And man, they do it in a lot of ways. Sometimes, it's man on woman, or stallion on mare in your case, or even man on man or woman on woman."

>Celestia's face gets redder, and she starts to slightly sweat. Nonetheless, she keeps writing.

"I've seen tons of it, too. So much that it gets kinda boring. It's just shit dialogue, then sexy tiem, and climaxing."

>You think for a moment.

"Oh, but there are some ways to spice the pron bowl up."

>You pause for dramatic effect.

>Celestia leans towards you, waiting for an answer.

"You ever heard of fetishes?"

>"No."

>Perfect.

"Fetishes are things that are normal to most, but get some people horny for no reason. For example..."