This Ain't Termina (Part 3) probably dead

>Dawn of the second day in Equestria

>Surprisingly enough your kind of rested.

>Despite what happened last night.

>You get up, stretch your arms and legs, and head to the bathroom to perform the Triple S.

>Damn these showers are tiny.

>You get yourself dressed in the same clothes from yesterday and FUCK THEY'RE RUINED!

>You didn't notice until now but there are holes and torn patches in your tunic.

>Running through a dense forest your bound to get snagged by a branch or two.

>But damn

>How the hell are you going to buy clothes with no Rupees?

>Well whatever, you can't deal with that right now.

>You need answers, and so do they.

>Maybe the ponies here can help you out.

>Now that would be great.

>You head back over to the couch and get your gear back on.

>Looking out the window Rainbow Dash flew out of last night, its just the break of dawn.

>Realizing you've woken up quite early, you lean back on the couch and start thinking of what the best course of action should be while staring at the ceiling.

>The ponies here seem to mean no harm to you.

>For the most part, anyways.

>Fucking Fluttershy

>It would be helpful to find a place to sleep until you can figure out where, or when, you are.

>Can't sleep on this couch every night.

>Twilight is probably gonna want to use it.

>And you can't help but think of Rainbow Dash.

>She obviously has a crush on you and frankly you don't know how you feel about this.

>"Ahem."

>Did you hear something?

>You look in front of you and see Twilight sitting in a chair across from you.

>"You alright? You were staring at the roof for a while now."

Yea, just thinking some things over.

>"Well alright. In a little while the others will be over and then we can all talk."

Alright.

>"Do you want me to fix your clothes?"

You know how?

>"Just relax and watch."

>You notice that the horn on her head glows with a transparent purple light.

>Looking down at your clothes, so do the tears, and they're stiching back together.

>Gotta love magic

>When the final tear is sown back together, the purple aura around it fades and so does the aura around Twilights' horn.

>"There ya go, all better!"

Thanks Twilight.

>A knocking at the door is heard.

>"Oh, that must be them."

>She gets up and walks over to the door.

>She opens it and the first one through is Rainbow.

>She zooms in through the house flying and softly lands right beside you.

>"Hi Anon!"

Hey Rainbow.

>The others walk in and sit down around the table.

>After exchanging hellos and such, Twilight makes an announcement.

>"Anon, I think it's time you tell us everything, in detail."

>Hearing this, the others look at you with interested eyes.

>You take a deep breath in, exhale, and remove the cap on your head and place it on the table.

>You run your hands through your hair and rest them back on your legs.

Gather round, because this is gonna be a long one.

 

>You go into as much detail as you possibly can about everything.

>Who you are

>Where you're from

>Hyrule and its neighboring areas

>The Triforce

>Zelda

>The Ocarina of Time

>Ganondorf

>The Master Sword and skipping seven years into the future

>The quests you needed to do to stop him and save Zelda

>Going through temples to save the Sages

>The fucking water temple

>Fucking Dark Anon

>All of those boss fights

>Going to Ganondorfs' Castle that was floating over a large crater half full of lava via rainbow road

>Destroying that large castle and barely escape with Zelda

>Facing Ganondorf one last time as a giant monster wielding two swords in the ruins of the castle

>Jamming the Master Sword right between his eyes after a ludicrously long battle and saving the world.

>Zelda sending me back to my childhood to live like I should have.

>Leaving your home to search for the one friend who was with you for all of it and was always there for you.

>You decide that you should leave out the Termina part since you don't know a whole lot about it yet.

>And you sure as hell ain't getting into the mask transformations yet.

>So you ended your tale, saying you ended up here because you screwed up playing The Song of Time on the Ocarina.

 

>And of course, you left them all speechless with their jaws hanging.

>That's twice you've done that now.

>Except for Twilight, she was taking notes the whole time you were talking.

>A few moments later she is the first to start asking questions.

>You answer them the best you can, but she keeps asking questions that you really can't answer.

>She finally comes to her last question.

>"So how old are you then?"

I guess around 15-16 years old.

>"You guess?"

Yea, I mean, it's hard to remember, especially with going back and forth seven years into the future a lot.

>"I see."

>She scribbles more into the parchment in front of her and rolls it with magic.

>"I'm going to send this to our ruler, Princess Celestia, and hear what she has to say about all this."

>"SPIIIKE!"

>A small purple and green dragon runs down the stairs and heads over to Twilight.

>She hands him the parchment and he sets it aflame with green fire.

>Not even ashes are left.

>"She should send back a letter sometime today, so until then, feel free to explore P0nyville!"

Alright.

>The others get up and they converse with you a little before leaving to go to their jobs.

>Except for Rainbow and Fluttershy.

>"Anon, I can totally show you around, i-if ya want."

>Rainbow blushes a little after saying that.

>Guess it wouldn't hurt to have a guide.

You lead, I'll follow.

>"SWEET!"

>You both get up from the couch and walk over to the door.

>"W-wa-wait."

>Oh please not her

>"Maybe I should show A-anon around, Rainbow."

>Fluttershy flies over and lands by you.

>Please no

>"Sorry Fluttershy, but he said he would go with me, right Anon?"

>OH THANK YOU

Right.

>You both finally walk out and head left down the street.

>After walking and talking with Rainbow through the village, and taking note of some locations, Rainbow starts to slow down.

>Rainbow leads you out of the village and heads towards an empty field just on the outskirts of P0nyville.

>"Hey Anon?"

Yea

>"I need to tell you something about Fluttershy."

>Oh you do not like the sound of that.

>She stops walking and hangs her head down.

>"You're gonna see up ahead that they're aren't a whole lot of stallions here."

And why is that?

>She picks her head and looks at you, and she's tearing up.

>"She likes to guess other's fetishes, and sometimes forces herself onto others, almost raping them."

>Oh dear

>You really wish you didn't hear that.

>And now she's visibly crying.

>"And I don't want her taking you from me."

>Whoa

>You did not expect that

>After saying that, she breaks down and sobs loudly.

>You ain't having this

>You walk over to her, get down on one knee, and with your right hand you gently place it on her left cheek.

>She looks up at you, trying to think of something to say, but you beat her to it.

>You put on a small smile and say,

I'm pretty sure that she isn't going to be able to take the Hero of Time away from you.

>When she hears that, she looks up at you and tackles you to the ground.

>She hugs you tightly and sobs into your shoulder.

>All you can do right now is return the hug, let her cry, and look up at the sky.

>And the worst part of all of this...

>It's not even noon yet.