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By: Waffles_ on Jul 19th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.13 KB  |  hits: 30  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day Propulsion in Equestria
  2. >Today is the day.
  3. >The day you finally get to leave this God forsaken land and never see that yellow whore ever again.
  4. >Months of tedious work and most of your hard earned money went into it, and it was fucking worth it.
  5. >You get out of bed, shower, shave, get dressed, and walk back inside the bathroom.
  6. >There's a reason why you skipped shitting this morning.
  7. >You're gonna need everything in your large intestine for this.
  8. >You lock the door in hopes of buying yourself extra time to prepare before Fluttershy comes knocking.
  9. >You walk over to the toilet and take your seat.
  10. >Put on the seat-belt, tighten the leg straps, put down the control panel/tray table, and mentally prep yourself.
  11. >It's now or never
  12. All Systems Functional
  13. Begin Lift-Off
  14. 3
  15. >"Anon, you there? I think I know for sure what your fetish is!"
  16. 2
  17. >"Anon?"
  18. 1
  19. >"Hello?"
  20. LIFT-OFF
  21. >You yell with all your might as your ass screams into the toilet bowl.
  22. >You feel yourself being propelled into the air and burst through the ceiling into the clear sky.
  23. >Shit is being flung in every direction as you begin to the leave the Troposphere.
  24. >With every passing second, you gain speed, and soon enough your going faster than an F-35 Fighter Jet.
  25. >How your body is able to handle the G-Force is beyond you.
  26. >As your about to leave the Stratosphere, you look up and notice a transparent cone beginning to form around you.
  27. >You can't believe this.
  28. >For the first time in history, you're going to create the first
  29. >Sonic ShitBoom
  30. >The muscles in your face tighten as you force everything you've got in you out of your ass.
  31. >The cone encloses you, and with a sudden burst of speed, you are launched through the tip of it.
  32. >No sounds can be heard
  33. >All you feel is pure ecstasy.
  34. >You know there's a shitstorm underneath you.
  35. >And very soon you will black-out from the lack of oxygen and probably die.
  36. >But you don't care
  37. >You've passed through the Mesosphere and entered the Thermosphere.
  38. >You're struggling to breath but can't help it to smile.
  39. >You've successfully left the planet and covered some of it in your shit.
  40. >Today was the best day of your life.
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