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One-shot Fluttterape

By: VaginaBoob on Mar 4th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.99 KB  |  hits: 35  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day shitpost in Equestria
  2. >Wake up to alarm
  3. >Shit, shave, shower, dress, shit again
  4. >Sit down and pour yourself a bowl of delicious and nutritious Frosted Flakes
  5. >Hear knock at your door
  6. >Right on time
  7. "Come on in Fluttershy!"
  8. >"My name's not Fluttershy."
  9. "Rainbow Dash?"
  10. >"Yep!"
  11. "What are you doing here?"
  12. >"I want to cum inside you, Anonymous."
  13. "But you don't have a dick."
  14. >"Yes I do. Twilight gave me one."
  15. "I don't want to be cummed inside."
  16. >"Too bad."
  17. >You grab a steak knife and walk over to your front door.
  18. "You're a crazy mare."
  19. >"I'm not a mare, I'm a stallion. Gender is merely a social contruct."
  20. "Right."
  21. >You open your door and point the knife at Rainbow Dash...
  22. >Who is INCREDIBLY fat.
  23. "When did you get so fat?"
  24. >"I'm not fat, weight is a social construct too."
  25. "Give me a reason not to cut you."
  26. >Suddenly Rainbow's stomach unzipped and Fluttershy fell out.
  27. >"Is getting raped by feminazi Futadash your fetish Anon?"
  28. "No, now go away."
  29. >"Fine."
  30. >Fucking Fluttershy...
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