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Boxer Anon 1 - The Client

By: Twi_Lover on Aug 28th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.81 KB  |  hits: 116  |  expires: Never
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  1. >It has been 6 months since you were transported to Equestria
  2. >Back on Earth you were the average guy that liked to box and play vidya
  3. >You even had a trainer at a boxing club
  4. >after the shock of being transported to a land of talking, candy colored, marshmallow ponies you got to know the mane six and most of Ponyville
  5. >You've been sleeping on a mat on the floor at Twilight's house ever since
  6. >It's the best she can do
  7. >no cause magic
  8. >FINE
  9. >You've been sleeping on a bed in a separate room in Twilight's house ever since
  10. >Sometimes you like to read one of Twilight's books to pass time
  11. >There have been nights where you couldn't help but hear this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM9jOjkYOjI over and over while thinking about life back on Earth and how people out there are probably still wondering what happened to you
  12. >Sleep has always been hard to accomplish
  13. >Although Twilight's studying late at night surprisingly calms you
  14.  
  15. >Today is a big day
  16. >For today, Twilight has a new client over to rent a pretty big load of books
  17. >He never said why but Twilight just assumed it was for a school
  18. >You agreed to help clean up the place since Spike has been visiting Rarity's residence quite often
  19. >Twilight: "Anon, could you help me organize this section while I go ready the clients order?"
  20. Uh sure.
  21. >Fuck
  22. >You hate organizing books
  23. >They're always scattered around because Twilight never bothers to put them back in order
  24. >Oh well
  25. >*Knock* *Knock*
  26. >Twilight: "I'll get it!"
  27. >That must be the client
  28. >Twilight opens the door to reveal a white Pegasus with a brown mane
  29. >Why would a Pegasus need books?
  30. >Twilight: "Hello! You must be the client hehe... Please come in!"
  31. >Twilight is nervous as fuck
  32. >She's trying her best to smile but she's over doing it
  33. >The White Pegasus, feeling obliged to do so, comes inside through the door
  34. >Client: "Greetings! *He and Twilight shake hooves* My name is Professor Abrisio, but you can call me Terrence. You must be Miss Twilight Sparkle correct?"
  35. >Wait what? A Professor Pegasus?
  36. >Twilight: "Yes I'm Twilight!"
  37. >Twilight blushed when the Professor called her "Miss Twilight Sparkle"
  38. >Terrence: "So I assume you have my order ready."
  39. >Twilight: "Yes! Of course! Anon, get the books!"
  40. >Oh right
  41. >The Purple Unicorn is too busy "entertaining our guest" to get his books
  42. >You get the Client's books and place them on the table
  43. Here you go sir.
  44. >Terrence: "Please, call me Terrence."
  45. Uhh sure... Terrence...
  46.  
  47. >Twilight and the Professor have been chatting for hours now
  48. >You decide to stay in your room and read a book until the Client leaves
  49. >Terrence: "Oh my it is getting late. Although I wouldn't mind staying here with a beautiful mare like yourself."
  50. >Twilight giggles
  51. >Oh god this is worse than a soap opera
  52. >Why doesn't he just leave he got his books
  53. >Something about this guy feels off
  54. >Twilight: "I'm surprised you're not freaked out about Anon."
  55. >Terrence: "Well I have read about humans. But I never thought I would see one in my life. *chuckles*"
  56. >The sun is already down
  57. >Terrence: "So when does your assistant get off work? Do you ever give him breaks?"
  58. >Twilight: "What? Anon's not my assistant he's just a friend. He lives here"
  59. >Terrence: "Goodness he lives here?"
  60. >Twilight: "Yes... Why does that matter?"
  61. >Terrence: "I just feel that we could have a more private time together."
  62. >Twilight: "Well Anon's in his room he won't bother us..."
  63. >You listen to this song in your mp3 player http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RskKUPPmaI
  64. >That mp3 player was the only thing you had on you besides your clothes and boxing gear before you were transported to Equestria
  65. >You don't want to give up your mp3 player just to have technology in Equestria
  66. >Technology here would probably do more harm than good anyway
  67. >At least for now
  68. >You put on your boxing wraps because damn they feel good
  69. >You're lying on your bed punching the air above you out of boredom
  70. >All of a sudden you hear a loud thud sound
  71. >And then...
  72. >Twilight: "ANON!!!"
  73. >Wtf?
  74. >You burst through your door and rush to where they were chatting
  75. >You couldn't believe your eyes
  76. >Terrence has his hoof on Twilight's mouth with a knife in his other hoof
  77. >What kind of fucker pretends to be a Professor just to kill a Librarian?
  78. >With all your rage built up you rush to the scene
  79. >You can see the fear in Terrence's eyes as you rush to him
  80. >You grab Terrence by his neck and throw him to the ground
  81. >You jump on top of him and beat his face in with your strong arm
  82. >You shout in his face
  83. WHY TWILIGHT!?!?
  84. >You punch him again and again
  85. WHY HER!??!
  86. >You realize he's unconscious
  87. >You look over to check on Twilight
  88. >She's crying now but luckily she wasn't hurt
  89. >You go over to her
  90. It's ok Twilight... It's ok...
  91. >Twilight hugs you, crying in your chest
  92. >You're holding her now
  93. >Both of you are shocked that Twilight was almost killed
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