
End of another Writefags story.
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A write fag wrote an origin story for anon and he had been called to visit the princess'.
He then asked for people to give their own ending to his serious and this is what I wrote.
Enjoy.
>"We know why thou hast come to thy realms."
"Really? I was just walking around in a woods, before long I was lost"
>"Ney! you was brought here by our powers"
>You was about to ask about the our, but stood before you was another royal looking pony
>"Hello Anon, we have been expecting you"
>The majestic smile that this pony has eases you a little.
>Straight to the point
"Why am I Here?"
>Her smile quickly fades into a frown
>"We have studied your planet and your people, we are most disturbed."
>"Indeed, one's Land hast proven to be perilously dangerous."
"My home may not be much, but it is still my own"
>the fuck did that come from, screw it, I've already lost an arm, I'm not going to be loosing my pride.
>"You are now humanities only hope"
"Say what?"
>"You have one year to prove that humanity is not beyond redemption"
>I've seriously fucking had it with this talking ponies, you have no idea how much my arm that doesn't exist itches.
"Or else what!?"
>"Or else we shall use the elements of harmony and destroy your world!"
>That was a threat against your entire species.
>we're sorry, you're free 30 minute trial of patience has run out, would you like to buy a license?
>Blind_Rage.exe
"Listen here, HORSES!"
>They gasp as their eyes widen
"IF YOU THINK, YOU CAN BRING ME HERE, MAKE ME LOSE AN ARM, TELL ME MY PLANET IS FUCKED UP AND THEN THREATEN ME WITH THE EXTINCTION OF MY RACE, YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMING"
>looking at the rage on their faces you just realize that you flipped shit at what are essentially gods.
>Suddenly, On the moon.
>No Atmosphere, head explodes.
>Earth is destroyed a week later in a pony armageddon.