Pastebin launched a little side project called HostCabi.net, check it out ;-)Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)
Public Pastes

General

By: SongNonymous- on Sep 20th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.95 KB  |  hits: 42  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. Well, I went down to Norman Normal for a quick oneshot
  2. Hell, ya know how dull it gets on 4Chan
  3. Well then I saw that there General
  4. I'll go in for a little giggle
  5. I heard it was rough but how bad could it be?
  6.  
  7. Well I clicked on the post and the talking stopped--dead
  8. All manner of man and beasts were starin' at me
  9. Seems just one week before their Twilight slave girl walked out the door
  10. And I guess I was the next best thing they'd seen
  11.  
  12. I lost more than my heart in that ol' genreal
  13. I left my manhood there on 4Chan
  14. Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
  15. But if you spread 'em both for Kuro, son, you ain't a man!
  16.  
  17. I was hit over the head by ol' FullBodied
  18. I'da never guessed that faggot was so twisted
  19. I woke up next to Metal gear
  20. I was smeared in Writey caca
  21. And what they did to my poor nipples was a no-no!
  22.  
  23. Ol' Based greedily grabbed his green weenie
  24. And he yanked that sucker til it wasn't so teenie
  25. He pulled me into Kuro's hut
  26. He stared intently at my butt
  27. And then he oota-toota'ed me with his zucchini
  28.  
  29. I lost more than my heart in that ol' general
  30. I left my manhood there on 4Chan
  31. Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
  32. But if you spread 'em both for Kuro, son, you ain't a man!
  33.  
  34. Well, a guy walked up and said "My friend doesn't like you."
  35. I said 'Sorry.'
  36. He said 'I don't like you either, you better watch your self!' - I think his name was Parasite Steve
  37. And then some old dude who taught Raintype
  38. Chopped his arm off with a sharp pipe
  39. That later made for one quite rough anal invader - owwwww
  40.  
  41. I was broken on the floor beat to a stupor
  42. Then I was saved! There at the door were 10 Dumb lurkers!
  43. But then my hope faded away,
  44. I didn't know they all were gay
  45. And they each took turns dick slurping' me in the pooper
  46.  
  47. I lost more than my heart in that ol' general
  48. I left my manhood there on 4chan
  49. Son, it don't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek
  50. Which is why I still go there every week!
create a new version of this paste RAW Paste Data