Crouching purple hidden Norman (Chapter 2)

I didn’t believe my eyes; I had good reason not to

In front of me was a thin outline of a person, not a ghost or anything, he was just… invisible

“What happened to you Norman, you weren’t like that when we brought you in here”

“OH I don’t know, perhaps you shouldn’t lock me up in a room full with weird liquids, gasses and other bullshit. Have you tried that, Purple?” his voice was packed with anger and sarcasm, an unholy combination

Can’t really blame him, I didn’t know what the liquids would do to him, some scientist I am

Neither of us said anything for 10 minutes or so, he was still angry and I was full of thoughts of what could have gone wrong, besides absolutely everything

“Hey Norman, would you like to join me for a stroll around the lab?” I ask, mainly to break the silence

He grunted something that sounded like an OK

I dug his old beanie out of my pocket; I almost forgot that I had it there

I hand him the hat, I could feel a death stare coming at me from him

He puts it on, and just as I expected, the hat just floats about 6 feet above the ground

We begin walking out of the room, I follow him to make sure that he doesn’t run off and do something stupid

“Can you do me a favor?” I ask him

“What?”

“Come with me to Adam’s room, I think he might be able to help you”

“Fine”

I take the lead and guide him to Adam’s, the smell of urine and sweat lies heavy in the air

Does he ever go home and wash?

We stop at the door and I start banging on it

“ADAM!! GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW” I yell at the top of my voice

The door swings open and an Adam that looks like he has seen better days show up, with him comes a storm of bad smell; I have to hold my nose to not nod off

“What’s the matter, Twi, you know I am busy at 3 AM on Sundays” he says, slightly annoyed “besides, what can be so bloody important that you have to wake me up?”

I then proceed to tell him everything about what I witnessed this afternoon; he’s just standing there looking like a dumb

“Ok” he finally says “so you’re telling me that you didn’t know what those things do and you decided to lock them in with Norman here, and then he became invisible”

“Yup”

Be Norman instead

Those two idiots are just standing there, arguing about whose fault it was

And I’m just standing here, masturbating

Guess this invisibility bollocks wasn’t that bad after all

After 20 minutes of arguing and thinking, purple finally walks over to me

“You need to come with us”

“What if I nope it, I am invisible, after all”

 

“You are also naked, remember”

"please", she does those fucking dog eyes again

 

the same eyes that got me in this shit in the first place

 

"nope" I say, throwing my beanie at the ground and running away

 

I can run really fast now, like really... sonnic the hedgehog wouldn't have shit on me

 

>Now I could test all the new shit that had eventually happened to me when all that bullshit liquid started interfering with my blood

>I take a leap in the air, almost flying across the floor

>I also try clinging to a wall like I'm fucking spiderman

>It works

>holymotherfuckingshit

>now I have a mission, kinda

>r-e-v-e-n-g-e

>Purps'll know that she's alive when I'm after her ass

>I need something to help me on the way

>A weapon of sorts

>no gun, no sports in that

>A sword would be fun but too heavy and obvious

>A knife, perfect

>Now where in the name of the queens right tit would I find one of those

>ye olde millitary camp

>I had one, little problem though

>how would I get out of here

>the ceiling, the door or a wall

>Me being the dipshit I am, I opt for the ceiling

>playing ratchet and clank back in the day certainly helped, cuz I'm walljumping like a motherfucker right now

>up in the ceiling is a convenient hatch, open it up and slip away

>now that I'm out of here, I'd best start running

 

>we'll be other people while Norman is running, starting with police officer Song(couldn't help it)

>be Song

>I've been in this shithole of a town for 17 years

>nothing has ever happened, not a thing, no muggings, no beatings, nothing

>makes me wonder why they need a police force in the first place

>whatever, I get paid so I don't care

>right now I'm in my office, reading a magazine with naughty images

>*RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING*

>the telephone almost makes me fall out of my chair, damn that thing is loud

>"Officer Song,clpd, how can I help you?"

>"Um yeeah, hi, I'm Twilight Sparkle, calling you from the genetics lab under Canterlot High" a voice in the other end speaks

>"yes"

>"We have a little problem, you see, our latest test subject escaped the lab about 5 minutes ago, could you send a couple of guys to look for him"

"what does he look like"

>"he's invisble, that's the problem"

"So you are asking me to look for a person that I can't see?"

>"yes"

>I just sit there and wonder what this girls has been taking

"I'll see what I can do"

>"Thank you officer, we're s *clic*

>I can't stand her anymore

>I make a couple of calls and get a team scrambled up shouldn't be a problem

>they'll be equipped with heat vision, so it should be fast

>back to my magazine

 

>We're Twilight now

>I got the police to start searching for Norman

>but if I know him correctly, he won't be easy to find

>I can only hope

 

>Norman again

>I've got a knife and I'm on my way back

>I will say, running at 500 km/h is rather amusig

>I'm close to the lab now

>Waiiiit a shotguncocking second, is that a police officer

>the hell is he doing here

>I better stalk him for a minute or two, before I decide what to do after that

>fuck that noise, let's stab him

>I sneak up behind him, making sure to stay absolutley quiet

>when I'm 7 feet away, I pounce at him, making a very creepy hissing noise and shoving the blade right through his chest

>he falls down  on the grass without a sound, which is good, I don't want to attract too much attention

>I drag the body into a nearby bush and start making my way towards the lab again

>prepare yourself purple, you're in for one hell of a ride