Telekinesis Part 17

"I beg your pardon?"

>"It was anticlimactic. I mean really. All of a sudden some deus ex machina pops into existence, someone we've never even seen before, and just solves everything?"

>She frowns at you.

>"Do you have any idea how much I'm going to have to change this to make the story work?"

>You roll your eyes and sigh.

"Look, I've gotta go to a beach really soon. Can this wait for a bit?"

>Everypony else looks at you in confusion, and you stuff the princesses back in your pockets.

"Which way to the nearest coastline?"

>Twilight pipes up, surprisingly enthusiastic.

>"East!"

"So, it'd be easier to get there from Canterlot than it would be to get there from here?"

>"Yes."

"Then it's settled!"

>You stop being in the middle of a jungle

>And start being on the top of the tallest spire in Canterlot.

>In your wake, Twilight breathes a sigh of relief, before she realises that you were the easiest way back home.

>You can almost hear her angered shout from here.

>You look at Canterlot from your perch.

>Upon locating the apartment building you improved the other day, you leap off the tower in it's direction.

>Moments from splattering against the cobblestones, you pull out Celestia and Luna and deploy their wings.

>Using the princesses as a sort of hang-glider, you convert all of your downward momentum into forward momentum.

>You breeze past the Canterlot citizens, and in no time at all find yourself careening through a window.

>You stuff Celestia and Luna back in their pockets, and apologise to the window for breaking it.

>There's also a few ponies here that are yelling at you for breaking in, but they aren't very important.

>You crawl back out the window, making sure you don't cut yourself on the broken glass.

>Then, you scuttle around on the outside of the building, tearing the windows off and stuffing them in your bottomless box.

>Once every window has been thus removed, you gaze eastward.

>What would be the fastest way to get there?

>That's it! A warp bubble!

>You walk out to an empty patch of air, and lie down on it face down.

>You reach above your head, in an oceanwards direction, and take a hold of the fabric of spacetime.

>You then use your toes to grab some more spacetime.

>Then, you push your arms down and your legs up.

>Space warps around you, and you are propelled at faster-than-light speeds towards a beach.

>You crash into the sands at relativistic velocities nanoseconds later, and lose hold of spacetime.

>You dig yourself out of the dunes and cough up some sand.

>The princesses also cough up some sand.

>You look around at the confused and startled beachgoers.

"We're here!"

>The Princesses climb out of your pockets, and start relaxing on the sands.

>They deserve better.

>You walk over to some chairs and stuff and steal them.

>One unicorn in particular didn't like that.

>"Oi! That's our stuff!"

"The king orders that it be taken and given to the Princesses."

>He grumbles a bit and lets you take his stuff.

>How accommodating!

>You set up the chairs and such by the princesses, and gesture that they may use them.

>Luna whispers something in Celestia's ear, and Celestia responds aloud.

>"It's probably best not to question him."

"You should really just relax, Luna."

>And relax she does.

>Well, time to do what you came here to do.

>You climb a bit into the air, and start taking windows out of your bottomless box.

>You place them on the air, with as little space between them as possible.

>Once you run out of windows, you take a few steps back and look at your modern art project.

>It's beautiful!

>You crawl through one of the broken windows, and end up inside the room it's connected to.

>You make your way out of the building, and start looking for a spare door.

>You find one just lying around, lodged very firmly in the back of someponies house.

>After you tear the door out of the wall, you bound your way to the castle.

>You skip and prance through the castle, eventually happening upon the tea room.

>Once inside, you tear one of the entrances off the door, and slap it on a wall.

>You then stop being in the tea room

>And start being back at the beach.

>You stab the door firmly into the sand, and open it.

>As expected, the door connects to the tea room.

>You shut the door, and climb the air up to one of the broken windows.

>After pulling a shard of glass out of the window frame, you jump back down to the door.

>Then, you engrave the word "CANTERLOT" into the door frame.

>Eh, close enough.

>You also carve "KEEP OUT! ROYALTY ONLY ENTRANCE!" into the door itself.

>That should keep the everyday rabble out.

>You fetch a chair, and relax in the sun.

>Shortly thereafter, you fall asleep.