- 1] PRETTY PRINCESS~
- >It's finally ready.
- >You have made yourself a pretty princess dress, complete with wings.
- >Anon is sure to pay out in a dick way.
- >You skitter-stumble to his house and knock on the door.
- >He opens the door and you begin.
- >You stumble to the left,
- "Mmr!"
- >You trip to the right,
- "Rff!"
- >Anon raises an eyebrow, "Snails, that's adorable but what are you doing?"
- >You wiggle your wings
- "I'm a pretty princess and I'm doing a dance?"
- >He bites his lip, "that's... Really cute."
- >You smile and bat your eyes,
- "Does that mean I get a kiss?"
- >He chuckles, "of course."
- >You plop down on your butt and pucker up.
- >Anon kisses his fingers and presses them to your snout.
- >Boopzoned...
- "A-Anon, can I have a real kiss? Or... Somedeeke?"
- >He looks confused, "somdeek? What's that?"
- >You sniffle and rub your hooves together.
- "Mmmrf, I'm- I'm really wet..."
- >Anon stares at you.
- >Your ears feel like they're touching the ground.
- >"Have a nice day Snails."
- >He closes the door.
- "Dang..."
- >You trudge home and slam the door to the laundry room.
- >You throw a few shoes into the dryer, set it for eighty minutes and hop on top.
- >One day you will get some dick.
- >You wiggle your butt a little.
- "I'm a pretty princess..."
- ---
- 2] BABIES~
- >Anon lets you do your homework at his house.
- >He doesn't ask why, he just lets you come over AND feeds you.
- >He's never noticed you staring at his ass.
- >Or sniffing his seats after he gets up.
- >You wished he wouldn't wear those annoying clothes.
- >Humans did weird things.
- >As you write your horrible essay, a question comes to mind.
- >It's been about six hours since you touched yourself, so the immense buildup of lust gives you courage and stupidity to ask.
- "Hey Anon?"
- >He looks away from the television, "hm?"
- >You sniff and cough a little.
- "Humans have babies like ponies right?"
- >He nods, "yup."
- >You move your ear out of the way.
- "So, so uh... What would happen if you had a baby with a pony?"
- >He looks uncomfortable.
- >"Uhhh, I don't think-"
- "What if you came inside of m-me?"
- >Silence.
- >Your ears droop down and tears form in your eyes.
- "I'm so sorry, I'm so stupid!"
- >You grab your things and run out of Anon's house.
- >"Snails wait!"
- >You run home.
- >Crying, you grab the baster from the kitchen and fill it with yogurt then take it to your room.
- >At this rate,
- >You will never get any dick.
- >But there's always tomorrow.
- ---
- 3] PUPPY LOVE~
- >You wake up to the sound of your alarm clock.
- >Slamming a hoof on it, you roll over and pull the blankets over your head.
- >It's the weekend, you don't have to get up.
- >And it's warm in your bed.
- >And you're wet.
- >You sigh and grab the cucumber from last night off of your desk.
- >After you shower to get the smell, sweat and shame off of you; you go outside.
- >It's sunny out.
- >That usually means there are some hot studs out doing work and sweating.
- "Mmmrff."
- >You go to the park and sit on a bench, just watching ponies.
- >There's a stallion on a jog.
- >You tilt your head to see if any good bits are flopping around below.
- >A mare flies past.
- >She has a nice butt.
- >You wish you had a nice butt...
- >What's that?!
- "Ahn?"
- >In a patch of grass a dog mounts another dog.
- >Your hoof goes straight to your pussy from years of habit.
- >With another tilt of your head, you can see the dog's oddly arousing red meat extend out and-
- "Unf~"
- >It sinks in and the dog starts pumping.
- >You giggle and stroke yourself.
- "This is pretty hot. I'm getting really turned on..."
- >"What the..."
- >You look up.
- >Ponies all around the park have stopped and are staring at you.
- >You sniff.
- >And get up to back away slowly into the bushes.
- >Another normal day.
- >You REALLY need to get laid
- ---
- 4] NO REGRETS~
- >Anon has agreed to take you to the theater to see the new Lost in Seaddle movie.
- >The only problem: Snips is coming too.
- >She's your best friend but you fear she may inadvertently pussblock you.
- >Anon takes the two of you to the theater and even buys you snacks.
- >You know he wants it.
- >Anon takes a seat and you sit beside him with Snips on his other side.
- >The first thing you do of course, is cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket with discreet magic.
- >You nervously poke Anon,
- "Anon hyah-eat s-some popcorn?"
- >He reaches over.
- >You grip each arm rests and thrust your hips forward a bit.
- >Nervous sweat beads your forehead.
- >'That's right...'
- >He scoops some of the snack and eats it.
- >Oh. That's right. You have to empty it a little...
- >You lift the bucket and dump it
- >Into your mouth.
- >Half the bucket of popcorn is in your mouth and you begin chewing.
- >Anon looks over, "hungry?"
- >You nod with your cheeks puffed out.
- "Mmmrffhmmm!"
- >Anon laughs and reaches for more popcorn.
- >His fingers grasp your clit.
- >"Oo kernel..."
- >You begin to simultaneously choke and cum.
- >As you lay sputtering and leaking forcefully on the ground, Anon calls the Ponymedics.
- >Didn't even make it past the previews.
- >And no regrets.
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Snail Trail- Pretty Princess, Babies, Puppy Love, No Regrets
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