Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)

Boy Toy

By: Slasher_Science on Jun 28th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.54 KB  |  hits: 162  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. >Day Cut Experiment in Equestria.
  2. >You are Celestia's bitch.
  3. >Or to go by title:
  4. >'Human Boy Toy'.
  5. >Day one- arrive in pony world.
  6. >Day two- get offered a room at Canterlot castle.
  7. >Day three- become friendly with Celestia.
  8. >Day five- you're in a green banana hammock and wearing a collar.
  9. >Currently you are dancing in the main hall, wearing your slut-boi getup.
  10. >Celestia sits on her throne, looking pleased.
  11. >As in, drooling and bobbing her head along to the music.
  12. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkik97YkiE0&feature=youtube_gdata_player
  13. >Luna sits beside her sister, looking uncomfortable.
  14. >She yells over the music, "SISTER, IS IT NECESSARY TO HAVE THE HUMAN ANONYMOUS GYRATE DURING THE MEETING OF RULERS?!"
  15. >Oh yeah, you almost forgot about the dozens of other princes and princesses from all over Equestria standing around the edge of the room, looking just as uncomfortable as Luna.
  16. >Celestia's eyes bounce up and down along with your package in time to that funky bass line.
  17. >"BE QUIET SISTER! THESE PONIES MUST HAVE THEIR SHOW!"
  18. >One princess covers her eyes when you start shaking your ass.
  19. >This is the worst fucking day ever.
  20. >Celestia stands and the music cuts.
  21. >She looks down at all the royalty, "are you not entertained?!"
  22. >They all mumble and look away.
  23. >"GET OUT!"
  24. >The ponies fight to get out of the door first, leaving you alone with the Celestial Sisters.
  25. >Celestia sighs and licks her lips at you, "private dance for me and my sister, Boy Toy."
  26. >She starts the music back up and you spend the night
  27. >Grinding on Celestia and Luna