Title: Fire Lookout anon w/ Rainbow Dash Author: SlappyMcFappy Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/rJC96cwR First Edit: Thursday 11th of February 2016 11:35:59 PM CDT Last Edit: Last edit on: Thursday 11th of February 2016 11:38:26 PM CDT >be anon >just found a promising job opportunity in the paper >operating a fire tower in Yellowstone >you can already imagine the blissful peace and quiet >and the nature >ad gives a list of suggested equipment >hiking boots, gun, backpack... pegasus? "What in the hell?" >you decide to go with it   >be at pet store browsing the 'pony' section >nothing stands out >apart from one mare >the collar suggests that her name is Rainbow Dash >she looks dead inside >athletic and sturdy >the ad reccomends that your pony should have at least some experience with weather >Her cutie mark is of a raincloud with a rainbow bolt of lightning >actually her entire style is rainbow >both her mane and tail are dyed rainbow >its a shame that she is covered in so much grime >you call over a clerk and tell him that you have chosen her >holy fuck she's expensive >you walk out the door, leash in hand >you order her to climb into your pickup truck >silence >she sits there, looking out of the window >the reflection reveals thet she is crying >you reach out your hand to pat her on the head but she fails to acknowledge your presence >on the way home you stop at REI to get some gear >following the advertisement, you gather a cartful of supplies >you even bought some backpacking clothes >one of your most prized possessions is a polypropylene shirt with long sleeves >comfortable as fuck >you return to the truck >Rainbow Dash's ears perk up as you turn the ignition key >she doesnt seem to like being in a car "don't worry, we're almost home " >nothing "Can you even talk?" You snap >she finally speaks up >"s-sorry master, I assumed that you wanted me to not talk." >you were getting somewhere "Why would you think I would do that?" >"all of my previous masters requested so, so I assumed you would be the same" >some slave owners actually prefer that their ponies act like mindless pets >it never made much sense >you are now pulling into your driveway >on your limited funds you really could only afford a tiny shithole of a trailer >you don't even own the furniture >you turn off the ignition and got out of the truck, Dash following suit >it's getting late >damn its cold >you open your door and enter the trailer >only for the door to slam shut on the leash, trapping Rainbow Dash outside >those fucking springs >you let her in, this time holding it open "I am so sorry, I never meant to do that!" >you cry out >once inside you examine her >now you understand why she was so expensive >her muscles were well toned >she could outrun a racing dog. Hands down. >and her wings are in good shape too >Rainbow Dash was also dirty >her coat almost brown with dirt >her hair unkempt and full of knots >and that smell >they only wash their ponies once every two weeks according to a friend of yours who works at a similar pet store >it clearly shows >she smells like a mixture of sweat and dirt and something else rancid that you can't quite place >there is a silver lining >the pet store chain is widely known for their ethical treatment of merchandise, which you admire >but this doesnt mean she didn't escape mistreatment from her previous masters >you had to check >running your hands through her back, not finding anything. >you flip her over, maybe too hard >"gah" she cries "Sorry" >you scan her underside >feeling around the side of her barrel >Dash winced >you let up a little >it was a bruise "what happened here?" >"m-my second master. He k-kicked me for speaking" she replied shakily "Anything else?" >"my third master's fill- I mean daughter b-burned my leg with a m-metal stick" >probably a curling iron >fucking children >they think they are entitled to shit they don't deserve "Is that all?" She nods >this is where the real fun begins >it's bath time