PAB

>Day nigger in Equestria

>You're sitting in the park, not really doing much.

>On your lap there's a bag of peanuts.

>The carnival had been in town recently and you grabbed some nuts while you could.

>The rides were too small so you didn't bother to line up for any, rather, you watched the fillies having fun.

>You sighed, to be a kid again, Halloween, Christmas, fairs.

>Eh, at least the Ferris Wheel was large enough for you, Pinkie insisted on joining you on your carriage.

>Rainbow flew past you, low and fast. You always thought they acted a little like birds, preening themselves, sleeping in trees...

>You looked down into your half eaten bag of peanuts when a thought brushed past your mind.

>Smiling, you grabbed a nut and cracked its shell in you fist, leaving the naked nut.

>You brushed away the shell fragments and tossed the nut into the air.

>With trained position, you maneuvered your head with trained precision and landed the peanut square in your mouth. Your mother hated when you did that, which is exactly why you did it.

>You catch Lyra staring at you, she looked into her own bag of nuts.

>Being a unicorn, she levitated things to hold them.

>Turns out she wasn't a very powerful unicorn as when she tried to emulate what you had done, she ended throwing the whole bag into the air, sending peanuts raining down on her and her butt buddy, Bon Bon.

>You choked back a laugh, having to turn away to stop yourself.

>You grabbed another peanut, crushed it in your hand, then threw it into the air again.

>Again, you landed it right on target.

>You repeated this several times, and it seemed you attracted some more attention.

>It being in the form of Twilight.

>"Hey, anon, watcha doin' there?" She said observing you lobbing another into the air.

"Eating" You respond, not bothering to finish your mouth full before throwing another up.

>"Oh... ah, it's an interesting way of eating you have there. Do other humans do it?">The peanut misses your mouth entirely and hits off your nose.

"Shit, maybe"

>You sent your hand into the bag again, rifling through the bag

>"Well, uhm... I... I'll leave you too it then!" She huffed, a little sore about your swearing.

>She always hated you swearing.

>Which, of course, was why you did it.

>Unicorns were always so snooty about that kind of thing. Eh.

>Sometimes you preferred Applejack. She had actually picked some swears up from you.

>It made you proud.

>You retrieved your hand from the bottom of the peanut bag with an odd shaped peanut.

>Oh, it was a cashew.

>It wasn't spared from being thrown and eaten though.

>Rainbow Dash had noticed now.

>You pretended not to have noticed she noticed and you chucked another nut up, extra high just for her.

>It went straight into your gob, her eyes followed it the entire time.

>She looked like she was going to fly over but she stopped as you threw another into the air and caught it.

>She frowned and flew off in the other direction.

"Huh..." You say to yourself.

>Oh well, you grab another and throw it up.

>You wait for it to come down.

>But it never does and you're left holding your head at an awkward angle for roughly thirty or so seconds.

>You shrug it off as throwing it too far and you take another.

>Throwing it up, you hear a slight 'woosh' of air and the nut vanishes again.

>Now hold on a fucking minute.

>Last time.

>You take a peanut, but before you throw it up, you look around. Nope, not a single pony near enough to you

>You throw it, but this time, you look up rather than aiming to catch it.

>And there, a rainbow flash and the nut it gone.

>Rainbow that fucker...

>You threw maybe six or seven more before realizing it was futile to keep trying.

>none of them had come back down.

>You ate the rest normally, much to Rainbow Dash's disappointment.

>Oh well, maybe another day and Rainbow can continue to taste your nuts.

>Be Tuesniggerday in Equestria.

>Be Rainbow Dash

>You'd seen Anon yesterday, doing that weird thing with his food. You couldn't help but mess with him!

>Maybe you should try again, it was free food and you're sure Anon would just laugh it off as a joke.

>Yeah, he was cool like that.

>So here you are, awaiting his return.

>In the park.

>In a tree.

>Geez, Rainbow, this is kinda creepy.

>Not liked you cared, you were Rainbow Dash! No fucks given!

>Be Anonymous.

>You had just recently purchased some popcorn from a street vendor.

>Turns out the festival hadn't entirely left Ponyville.

>Hell, with Pinkie it never did.

>You sat on your bench in the park. The same one from yesterday.

>You shoved a handful into your mouth, they were good. Much better than the crap a the cinemas.

>And now you grabbed a single kernel.

>Popcorn was much different to peanuts, not the same weight, moved differently in the air.

>This, would be a bit of a challenge.

>You threw the first one up and just like the peanuts, and you awaited its return to you.

>There was the 'swoosh' again and it never returned.

>Rainbow was back already, what the fuck.

>You had planned to enjoy your popcorn this time.

>You growled and tried again, desperate to land a single piece.

>Time and time again you tried, only to have it snatched out of the air by Rainbow.

>GOD. DAMMIT.

>Losing your patience, you grabbed a fistful of popcorn and threw it out to side as far as you could.

>Of course, Rainbow went after it.

>Finally! You chuck a kernel up and catch it with your mouth.

>Never before have you felt such wonder and accomplishment.

>Something yellow approaches in the corner of your eye.

>Oh no, it was yellow quiet.

>"Oh... Anon... Hi, what are you doing there?" She murmurs, watching you throw another.

>Honestly, you wanted to bitch slap Fluttershy sometimes.

>But, you put up with her, because assault is still a crime, kids.

>Not that it wouldn't be worth it, hey you might get punished in prison by Celestia herself. Yowza!

>If only.

"Eating" You replied, not giving her much more of an answer.

>"Is... Is that it?" She asked, desperate to keep the conversation going.

"Look, Fluttershy, I'm trying to eat here"

>She shrunk back, opening her wings.

>"Oh... Okay"

>As she fluttered away, you lobbed another up and a rainbow blurr swiped it outta the air again.

>Well, Rainbow Dash was back.

>Sighing, you kind of just put up with it.

>That was, until you threw one up, only to have Fluttershy nab it out from the air.

>That, you did not expect.

>A smile touched your lips and you continued to throw popcorn, watching the ponies swap between Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash.

>You continued until eventually your hand scraped the bottom of the box.

>You were out of popcorn...

>Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash were sad to see you stand up and drop the empty box in the bin, but you planned to return tomorrow.

>It was fun.