- >Waking up, you exit your house to pick up the news paper.
- "Umm, fuck no, i'm going to sleep more."
- >Hey, roll with it, please?
- "Fine, but if this fucks me over, I won't listen to you ever again."
- >Good!
- >Walking down the stairs, you look into you living room.
- "Why?"
- >It's contents are tacked into a pile.
- >Your weird lamps you collected? Smashed.
- "Ehh, I didn't even like those."
- >Among the other piles, you find your favorite movie, in pieces.
- >The Dictator.
- "NO!"
- >Yes.
- "Why!?"
- >It adds progress.
- "Fuck you, fuck this story, and fuck all of you readers."
- >The door you open leads to a brick wall.
- "Why the fuck would you trap me in here?"
- >Because, the story needs to go as planned, or else I get fired and you get scrapped.
- "What the shit are you talking about?"
- >Nothing, I need to get back on topic.
- >You looks to your pile of furniture and other items, and start to fix it.
- "The shit I put up with."
- >You continue to clean.
- >Arranging everything back to the way it wa-
- "Done."
- >That was fast.
- "Yep."
- >You go into the kitchen to clean the mess in there.
- >To your surprise, there is little that needs to be cleaned.
- "Then good, i'm tired."
- >After you finish, you walk to the front door to get the paper.
- "Why? There's just going to be a br-"
- >The door opens to reveal a field of flowers and trees.
- "What the fuck?"
- >They let me manipulate the environment to progress in the story.
- >You walk out to one of the trees and pluck an apple out if it.
- >Taking a bi-
- "Wow, this is really good!"
- >Would you please not interrupt me?
- "Fine."
- >Taking a bite, you look to the rest of the field.
- >It's pretty open except for a small area in the corner.
- >You look to the othe-
- >"HEY! I'M PINKIE PIE! WHAT ARE YOU!?"
- >What the fuck!? She isn't in the script yet!
- >"Script? What script?"
- >I don't even, anymore.
- "Hey, i'm Anonymous, every one calls me Anon, though."
- >How are you not bothered by talking equines?
- >"Hi Nonynonamous! What are you?"
- "I'm a human."
- >"I've never heard of one of those before! Where do you come from?"
- "I don't even know where I am, to be honest."
- >"Why, silly, you're in Ponyville!"
- >See? This is what happens when people, or in her case, ponies, don't follow the script.
- "Shut up, Narrator."
- >Hmph.
- >"Hey! We should go back and have a Welcome to Ponyville party!"
- "What? Did you say party?"
- >"Of course silly!"
- "Sure, i'm game."
- >You know what? Fuck the script.
- "Hey, it's good you're starting to act normal, let life take its course, not let a piece of paper control it."
- >You do know, that this won't last forever? When they realise that the story has no pre-writing, we are both fired?
- "Well, better to get it over with, than wait till it happens."
- >Good.
- >"So, Nony, are we still going?"
- "Hell yeah."
- >Yeah, i'm going, i'm not going to cut this off, while it's still this short.
- "Cool, well, lets get going."
- >As you and Pinkie traverse through Ponyville, you see a once in a lifetime sight.
- >The Dragon Migration.
- "What the fuck!? Why are there dragons?!"
- >"Anon, it's just a Dragons migration, it happens once every couple of decades."
- "Oh, cooleo."
- >As Pinkie keeps walking, you notice one thing.
- >There is a small little village in front of you.
- >Running to catch-up, you ask her,
- "This is Ponyville?"
- >"Yep, this is our small and fun town!"
- "Well, that must be the cause of you then Pinks."
- >Well, I hope the ponies like their lives... narrated.
- "Holy shit, that was terrible."
- >Hey, make due, i'm letting you make your own story here.
- "Fine."
- >Walking while Pinkie hops and bounces, you look to the hundreds of dragons covering the sky.
- "Holy shit, how many dragons are in this world?"
- >"Anon, it's just about an entire race, there's probaby hundreds of thousands of them."
- "Well, yeah, but still, how can everyone of them migrate at the same time? There has to be multiple types of dragons."
- >"Twilight said she would examine them if they didn't attack anything they saw. Such a silly pony."
- >Well, atleast you have me Anon.
- ><Suddenly a dragon turns to you and does a nose dive, right for you.
- >Who the fuck are you?
- ><The corporation sent me.
- >Why?
- "Help us!"
- >A giant metal rectangle comes down and crushes all of the dragons that broke off the main group.
- "What the sh-"
- >"Anon, we need to go! Grab my hoof!"
- >What?
- ><Whut?
- >You and Pinkie disappear.
- >Well, they're safe, much more I can say for you.
- ><Wha-
- >*Thud*
- >*Crash*
- >Time to find our heroes now.
- >The dragons quickly get the fuck out in fear of dying.
- >Anon shoots up a Flare so the narrator can find him.
- >Ahh, there he is.
- >Pinkie and you somehow end up on the other side of town.
- >"Wow, that was so much different, doing that with another pony!"
- "How- nevermind."
- >"Well Nomalous, time to go see Twilight."
- "Why are you calling me different names each time?"
- >"Because, 'Anonymous' is such a boring name! I also like to have options for names."
- "Well, good luck with that."
- >"'kay, Malopalous."
- >You're fucked Anon.
- "Shut up Na- Nhat the fuck can I call you? 'Narrator' is too long."
- >I am God, Jesus, Moses-
- "No, you will be Incognito, for how I can hear you, but not see you."
- >It will be Nito, and you have a deal.
- "Deal."
- >"You're still talking to him, Anon?"
- "I can't resist to talk to him, he is an ethereal voice that speaks to me."
- >Passing different ponies, you arrive at 'Twilights' Treebrary.
- "What is this?"
- >"It's a house and a library! It's a louse! Or a Highbrary!"
- >Well.
- "Exactly."
- >"What was that?"
- "Nothing."
- >Opening the door, you hear a bell, signifying your arrival.
- >???:"Hello?"
- >Pie:"Twilight! I have a guest with me!"
- >A purple pony, you presume as Twilight, walks out from a kitchen.
- >Twilight trips over a foot of the couch.
- >Twi:"WOAH!"
- >*thud*
- "What the hell?"
- >Oh, so I can still control beings, except for you two.
- "Don't purposely harm other ponies though."
- >Twi:"Who are you talking to?
- >Pie:"He's kind of a kook, Twilight."
- >Good job Pinkie.
- >Pie: I know.
- "Well, Twilight, i'm Anonymous, but my friends call me Anon."
- >Twi:"Well, Anonymous, i'm Twilight Sparkle, most ponies call me Twilight."
- "Nice to meet you twilight, I hope that nothing changes this place anytime soon."
- >Anon.
- >Not now.
- >Twi:"Well, don't worry, things don't really happen until something big happens."
- >Anon.
- "When was the last big thing that happened?"
- >Twi:"About a week ago."
- "Well that's a rel-"
- >*BOOM*
- >What the fuck?
- >That wasn't me.
- "What was that?"
- >Something.
- >Twi:"I don't know."
- >Exiting the Louse, you look towards the smoke.
- >oh my god.
- "Communists."
- >Oh my god.
- >They're led by TOPF.
- *EIGHTEEN TO TWENTY MINUTES LATER*
- >TOPF is executed for being an edgy fegget, and the rest are let off with a warning.
- >"THANK YOU FRIEND. NONE OF US WANTED TO FOLLOW THAT FAGGET."
- "Your welcome, have you learned the lesson of friendship?"
- >"DA."
- "Good!"
- >Anon then left for the forest to never return.
- "Fuck that, i'm gonna stay."
- >Anon, the corporation is coming soon, we need to leave.
- "You arrive at the Treebrary."
- >Anon.
- "You walk in and ask Twilight where pinkie lives."
- >Wat are you doin.
- "You walk to Sugarcube corner."
- >Anon.
- "You and Pinkie then sexxed for the rest of eternity.
- >Stahp.
- >Today was a good day.
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