- >What the hell is going on in here?
- "What the fuck are you three doing in my house?"
- >The CMC look to you.
- >Scootaloo starts to run, "Cheese it, it's him!"
- >They scatter like cockroaches in the light.
- >You see that Sweetie Belle has something in her magical grasp.
- >She slides it into her saddlebags before you can read what it is.
- "What the hell did you just take!?"
- >They are already out the door and close to the forest when you look to them.
- >Looking at the pile of magazines they-
- >No.
- >They fucking didn't.
- >They took...
- >Your last Playboy magazine.
- >Well, the one that wasn't ruined with stains and 'other' fluids.
- "Those fuckers."
- >Donning your favorite wetsuit and ski mask, you run to intercept the little runts to their tree house.
- >With a impossible speed, putting healthy kenyans to shame, you run the mile to the the tree house.
- >Three minutes? Nice.
- >With the speed, you jump to the top of the tree house and you see the three run out.
- >"How did he get here so fast!?"
- >"Ahm nawt shure, but we need tah get out while we can!"
- >Jumping down, you grab Scootaloo by her back legs.
- >Doing your best Batman voice, you shout.
- "WHERE IS IT!?"
- >You attach a small cable to her legs and hold her over the edge.
- >She's scared out of her fucking mind.
- >Good.
- >"Applebloom has it, I swear to Celestia!"
- "SWEAR TO ME!"
- >You drop her over the edge and watch as the cable goes taut(?).
- >She starts to dangle there.
- >"Somepony, help! Please!"
- "Stay there."
- >Running the way Applebloom left, you realise she was heading towards the farm.
- >Getting to the farm, you get there in record time, you see her heading into the barn.
- "Good little rat."
- >Running in, you see one thing.
- >Applebloom shocked by what she sees.
- >Her brother balls deep in Applejack.
- "..."
- >"Uhh, hey Applebloom."
- >Mac nods to you, "Anon."
- "Mac, nice to see you, how, uhh, how ya doin'?"
- >"Was about tah blow mah load, until lil' bloom came in, then you."
- "Well..."
- >Applebloom is still scared stiff.
- "I'm just going to borrow her for a minute."
- >"Why do yah need tah do thaht?"
- "She has my last adult magazine."
- >Mac simply closes his eyes and nods.
- >Applejack, however, "Why did y'all take the magazine?"
- >"We wanted our Cutie marks ihn reading ahdult magazines."
- >Dragging her out, you yell.
- "WHERE IS IT!?"
- >"Last ah saw, Sweetie had it!"
- "You better not be lying."
- >Dropping her, you race towards Ponyville towards Carousel Boutique.
- "Time for the final boss."
- >Arriving at the boutique, you enter and see Rarity.
- >"Anon, darling, whatever are you here to do?"
- "Tell me where your little demon sister is, you marshmallow whore."
- >She looks taken back, "She's u-upstairs."
- >Kicking in the door, you look at the small filly.
- "WHERE IS IT, YOU LITTLE SHE-DEMON?"
- >She's scared by your yelling and flings your magazine into the air.
- >Doing a slow-motion jump into the air, you scream.
- "NOOOOO!"
- >"Anon, how are you making the magazine and yourself move that slow?"
- >Catching the magazine, you land on both of your feet, and do a little move.
- "I got it, you little whore. Mission accomplished."
- >Suddenly, Pinkie on your ear piece, "Good job, Anon, now get back to base for a good payment."
- "Well, seeya bitch, time for some good times."
- >Arriving back at your house, you place the magazine in its case and carry Pinkie up to your room.
- >"So, Anon, how was your day?"
- "Ehh, it was about the most normal day for me while living with you."
- >You and Pinkie then cuddled for the rest of the night.
- >Today was a normal day, in the life of you.
- >Fuckin' Anonymous.
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