FluffyDerp

>It's your birthday

>you are at a little party with just the immediate family.

>Your dad gives you 100$

>Your mom gives you a nice new jacket.

>Your older sister hands you a cage with a cloth over it

>Ohh boy! Is it a puppy?

>Lolnope Its a fluffy pony.

>It's grey and It's eyes are derped.

>Your family thinks its adorable.

>Your sister hates you.

>"Uhh yeah it's cute I'll name her Derpy..."

>Badpokerface.jpg

>After the party you take the cage and put it in the front seat.

>You buckle it in.

>Close the door.

>Get in.

>Close your door

>Aaaand all of the sudden you smell shit.

>"THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT" you scream out.

>The fluffy pony starts crying loudly.

>You bang on the steering wheel and yell out "SHUT THE FUCK UP"

>Fluffy Derpy sobs silently and says "Fwuffy sowy. fwuffy be good, no yell at fwuffy", its barely audible.

>"I TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP." you say as you punch and shake the cage.

>She is biting her lip trying not to scream.

>You roll down the window and start driving.

>You mumble every swear word you know several times over.

>You get home and drop the cage.

>She eeeps.

>You have no idea how to take care of one of these things.

>You take it out back and hose it down with water and she freaks the fuck out and starts crying again.

>You pick her up by violently grabbing her fur and take her inside and dry her off.

>"Derpy!"

>"Y-yes daddy?"

>"Just stay the fuck out of my way the rest of the day today ok?"

>"yes daddy..."

>You hang the towel up to dry and go to your room.

>You roll a blunt and light it to celebrate the rest of your birthday.

>You look at porn and start stroking your junk.

>All of the sudden you hear scratches at your door.

>You pull your pants up and open the door.

>"Daddy, daddy, Fwuffy hungry! wan sketties!"

>You just stand there, blunt in mouth and give her a cold glare.

>She takes a few steps back.

>You smile at her.

>"Ok Derpy I'll give you all the sketties you can eat just wait a bit ok?" so say in a soft soothing tone as you kneel down and pet her fur.

>Her golden Derpy eyes are kind of cute

>"I love you daddy."

>"...I love you too Derpy."

>You make lots of spaghetti, you think you'll have some too.

>You also preheat the oven.

>You have a horrible case of the munchies.

>"DERPY COME HERE DADDY HAS SKETTIES FOR YOU"

>She runs up to you cheering and jumping flapping her little wings.

>You have a huge plate of sketties in your hand and you make sure to show it to her.

>You set it on the table.

>"One more thing derpy..." you say in a soft tone.

>"Yes daddy?"

>"What did I say about bothering daddy the rest of today?"

>"S-stay the out of yow way today."

>"Don't disobey daddy again ok Derpy?"

>"O-ok fwuffy be good fwom now on, fwuffy no disobey no more."

>You stroke her fur gently again "I know you won't Derpy, That's why daddy loves derpy, you can have your sketties now."

>"Fwuffy love daddy too!" she stands up and leans on the leg of the table awaiting her prize.

>"Ohhh no Derpy, thats daddys sketties. Your sketties is right here"

>./zzzzzip

>You grab her fur again and slam her as hard as you can on your dick.

>"FWUFFY SOWY FLUFFY NO BOTHER DADDY"

>You keep pounding her.

>You notice blood.

>"FWUFFY NO WAN SKETTIES NO MORE"

>You fuck her so hard you swear her eyes went back to normal for a second.

>As soon as you spill your seed she crawls off and curls up into a ball and cries again.

>you pick her up gently and wipe away her tears.

>Then you toss her in the oven.

>You eat your spaghetti while you watch her fur slowly burn and her skin get charred.

>All of the sudden she explodes.

>"Thats going to be a bitch to clean up later..."

 

THE END