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  1. [5:37:54 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: rape therapy
  2. [5:38:30 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >derpy gets raped by someone she invites over
  3. [5:38:34 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >goes to police
  4. [5:38:36 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >police rape her
  5. [5:38:42 PM] Lavenci 5040: hahaha
  6. [5:38:44 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >visits counseling
  7. [5:38:52 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >psychiatrist rapes her
  8. [5:39:32 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >cries to her daughter dinky
  9. [5:39:36 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >dinky rapes her
  10. [5:40:02 PM] Lavenci 5040: >stops at the store on the way home from therapy, maybe make her feel better
  11. [5:40:14 PM] Lavenci 5040: >cashier and store manager both rape her
  12. [5:40:21 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >tries to kill herself
  13. [5:40:24 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >pills rape her
  14. [5:40:26 PM] Lavenci 5040: >gets home, starts to eat the ice cream
  15. [5:40:29 PM] Lavenci 5040: >ice cream rapes her
  16. [5:40:49 PM] Ham  Gravy: Rape therapy is a real thing. It's saving lives every day: http://www.shortpacked.com/comics/2006-05-04-rape.png
  17. [5:41:42 PM] Lavenci 5040: lol
  18. [5:42:53 PM] Rat the Rapist: >Depry tries to fap to foalcon
  19. >She accidentally rapes herself
  20. [5:43:25 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: i saw a story like that once
  21. [5:43:31 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: derpy bakes muffins
  22. [5:43:34 PM] Ham  Gravy: >Derpy gives up and tries to get raped
  23. >She is raped by the concept of rape and the universe implodes.
  24. [5:43:39 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: and ends up raping herself with the muffins somehow
  25. [5:43:49 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >rape rapes rape
  26. [5:43:55 PM] Ham  Gravy: "...and nine months later, you were born, Dinky!"
  27. [5:44:21 PM] Rat the Rapist: >Derpy bakes muffins
  28. >Muffins turn into dick muffins and rapes her.
  29. [5:45:36 PM] Rat the Rapist: >Derpy attends family appreciation day at school
  30. >Whole class+Cheerilee rapes her.
  31. [5:45:53 PM] Lavenci 5040: >Derpy turns out to be an idiot savant and accidentally invents faster than light travel, relativity rapes her as she careens into the boundless depths of space. Also the void of space rapes her. And the spaceship she's on rapes her too
  32. [5:46:07 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >derpy meets a nice colt
  33. >falls in love
  34. >they have a loving relationship for over a year
  35. >derpy ends up pregnant
  36. >colt leaves her three months into the pregnancy
  37. >never sees him again
  38. >forced to raise dinky as a poor single mother
  39. [5:46:47 PM] Ham  Gravy: Notice that after all those rapes, Derpy only get pregnant from consenual sex. Todd Akin was right!
  40. [5:47:10 PM] Rat the Rapist: >2 months in the fetus rapes her
  41. [5:47:31 PM] Rat the Rapist: Woahhh I'm onto something
  42. [5:47:35 PM] Rat the Rapist: Fetus rape sounds hot
  43. [5:47:41 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: its awwwwwight
  44. [5:47:43 PM] Lavenci 5040: i don't think there's a fetish for that yet
  45. [5:47:49 PM | Edited 5:48:08 PM] Rat the Rapist: Well I have one
  46. [5:47:50 PM] Lavenci 5040: breaking new grounds here
  47. [5:48:31 PM] Ham  Gravy: In college I actually knew a girl who liked fetus porn, but it was more drawings fucking each other.
  48. [5:48:34 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >one of the fillies in the gallery gets pregnant
  49. [5:48:36 PM] Ham  Gravy: Some interesting people went to my college.
  50. [5:48:38 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >8 months in
  51. [5:49:22 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >upper class unicorn wants to try something new
  52. [5:49:32 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >gives her an amateur C-section and rapes the fetus
  53. [5:49:43 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >gallery medics save her
  54. [5:49:53 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: >forced to live witrht he memory
  55. [5:50:00 PM] Santa Melón de los Négros: brb
  56. [5:50:11 PM] Lavenci 5040: ahh, shit. is this a cliffhanger?
  57. [5:50:28 PM] Ham  Gravy: Holy shit, Melon. That's kind of amazing.
  58. [5:51:29 PM] Hellebron: I would have put the fetus back in and sewn her up personally
  59. [5:51:38 PM] Ham  Gravy: TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES. WE INVESTIGATE THE CREATURE KNOWN AS "STRANGEST BONER."
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