- Being Norman Belmont.
- >My trip was like a reflection of my life, long and filled with hardships.
- >My youth was spent in a monastery, training to master the family weapon.
- >Once I was ready, I traveled Europe from West to East.
- >I sent back to Hell countless creatures of nightmares.
- >Met incredible men and women who fought at my side.
- >However, this last challenge belongs to me alone.
- >Here I stand, under the full moon, before the tallest tower of Castle Cantervania.
- >I take a deep breath. The time has come.
- >I open the doors.
- >At the end of the room awaits my immortal enemy.
- >Immortal, but not invincible.
- >The Prince of Darkness. Son of the D [spoiler]-ragon[/spoiler] Bradula.
- >It is not the first time I see him, but he always appeared formidable.
- >His aura commands respect, even from the bravest kings.
- >No. Hesitation must not cloud my mind, the beast has to die, once and for all.
- >No need for civilities.
- “Die monster! You don't belong in this world!”
- >“It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.”
- “Tribute!?! You steal bro's waifus and make them your slaves!”
- >“Perhaps the same could be said of all characters on this thread...”
- “Your words are as empty as your soul! This thread ill needs a bump such as you!”
- >“What is a bro? A miserable little pile of fetishes! But enough talk... Have at you!”
- >Did he just throw his belt away?
- >He drops his pants and a primal fear fills my heart.
- >“Behold my true form and despair!”
- Being the narrator.
- “And something else than Norman Belmont’s heart was filled this night, but not by fear.”
- >“Twilight, darling, I said ‘Tell us a scary story’ not ‘tell us about your latest fanfiction’…”
- “What do you mean Rares’? Look at Norman, he’s shivering like a leaf!”
- >“S-s-scary stuff P-p-purple… P-please, have mercy… I swear, if any of you appears dressed as Brad to prank me, I’ll never forgive you…”
- >Right on cue, the blue haired human emerges from the darkness of the candle-lit library, a flashlight pointed towards him casting threatening shadows on his face.
- >Everyone around is petrified by fear.
- >He wasn’t invited.
- >He leans forward, his mouth next to Norman’s.
- >“[spoiler]Bradical.[/spoiler]”

