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NormanVania (Halloween)

By: RainType on Nov 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.29 KB  |  hits: 29  |  expires: Never
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  1. Being Norman Belmont.
  2.  
  3. >My trip was like a reflection of my life, long and filled with hardships.
  4. >My youth was spent in a monastery, training to master the family weapon.
  5. >Once I was ready, I traveled Europe from West to East.
  6. >I sent back to Hell countless creatures of nightmares.
  7. >Met incredible men and women who fought at my side.
  8. >However, this last challenge belongs to me alone.
  9. >Here I stand, under the full moon, before the tallest tower of Castle Cantervania.
  10. >I take a deep breath. The time has come.
  11. >I open the doors.
  12. >At the end of the room awaits my immortal enemy.
  13. >Immortal, but not invincible.
  14. >The Prince of Darkness. Son of the D [spoiler]-ragon[/spoiler] Bradula.
  15. >It is not the first time I see him, but he always appeared formidable.
  16. >His aura commands respect, even from the bravest kings.
  17. >No. Hesitation must not cloud my mind, the beast has to die, once and for all.
  18. >No need for civilities.
  19. “Die monster! You don't belong in this world!”
  20. >“It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute.”
  21. “Tribute!?! You steal bro's waifus and make them your slaves!”
  22. >“Perhaps the same could be said of all characters on this thread...”
  23. “Your words are as empty as your soul! This thread ill needs a bump such as you!”
  24. >“What is a bro? A miserable little pile of fetishes! But enough talk... Have at you!”
  25. >Did he just throw his belt away?
  26. >He drops his pants and a primal fear fills my heart.
  27. >“Behold my true form and despair!”
  28.  
  29.  
  30. Being the narrator.
  31.  
  32. “And something else than Norman Belmont’s heart was filled this night, but not by fear.”
  33. >“Twilight, darling, I said ‘Tell us a scary story’ not ‘tell us about your latest fanfiction’…”
  34. “What do you mean Rares’? Look at Norman, he’s shivering like a leaf!”
  35. >“S-s-scary stuff P-p-purple… P-please, have mercy… I swear, if any of you appears dressed as Brad to prank me, I’ll never forgive you…”
  36. >Right on cue, the blue haired human emerges from the darkness of the candle-lit library, a flashlight pointed towards him casting threatening shadows on his face.
  37. >Everyone around is petrified by fear.
  38. >He wasn’t invited.
  39. >He leans forward, his mouth next to Norman’s.
  40. >“[spoiler]Bradical.[/spoiler]”