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Savage Anon (Part 9 - Finale)

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  1. >Anonymous awoke to the sight of a glorious sunshine through a window
  2. >Anon shifted, slowly waking up
  3. >He felt his uncomfortable bed beneath him
  4. >...Wait, this wasn't an uncomfortable bed?
  5. >He opened his eyes, and saw he was in a massive and well-adorned bedroom
  6. >He snapped to attention, seeming to forget what happened last night
  7. >He calmed down as he though about it, and then snapped to attention again as the door opened
  8. >Celestia walked in
  9. "Oh, you're up now sleepyhead?" She asked with a smile, approaching the bed side
  10. >She looked at Anon and giggled
  11. >Anon remembered he was naked and covered himself
  12. "Wh-where are my clothes?"
  13. "On the floor, silly."
  14. >Anon nodded, the horrific details of what he had done all flooding back
  15. >His ancestors must be watching him with shame right now
  16. >He sighed, then looked over at Celestia
  17. >Celestia choose that exact moment to bend over and pick up Anon's loincloth with her mouth, exposing her gorgeous rear
  18. >Anon blushed ear to ear, but he couldn't look away
  19. >He quickly came to the realization that his ancestors would actually probably be looking at him with pride, since he did score the best ass in Equestria.
  20. >Celestia turned round and smiled, gently dropping his loincloth on his covered lap
  21. "Now get dressed. You have a job to do. And, of course, not a word of this will leave this room. Understand?"
  22. >Anonymous nodded wordlessly and waited for Celestia to leave
  23. >She walked out with a little wiggle in her step
  24. >Dat Ass
  25.  
  26. >Anonymous got up and dressed before putting on his armor
  27. >He quickly descended the tower and came across Shining Armor and a group of guards
  28. "Hello, Anonymous." He said politely
  29. "Hello."
  30. "The Princess has instructed me to give you a contingent of Twenty guards to accompany you on your next mission
  31. >If Anon was drinking something, he would have spit it out
  32. "TWENTY?!"
  33. >Shining Armor just stood there
  34. "Thanks for the offer but, I'd rather work alone."
  35. "Oh no, you aren't getting out of this. You're going to take some."
  36. >They argued for about five minutes
  37. >Finally, they both agreed on bringing 4 guards along
  38. >It was both enough to provide back-up but not too much, secrecy was important too
  39. >Anonymous thanked Shining Armor as the guards walked him to the train station
  40. >Anonymous boarded the train
  41. >The train was special, it seemed to be just him and the guards and the conductor
  42. >This was a legit mission, apparently.
  43. >As far as he understood, they were heading up into the mountains and then hiking to some secret place where The Order of The Dark Dragon was gathering
  44. >It couldn't have been good
  45.  
  46. >The train quickly rumbled to life and they were off
  47. >Anon's 4 guards crowded around him, looking out for danger
  48. >He was more than capable of handling himself, but he felt a little more at ease with these guards
  49. >Though then again, he wasn't sure how good these guards were
  50. >They didn't look armed
  51. >That reminded Anon of a particular memory of his past
  52. >He sat back, remembering as the train peacefully rumbled on...
  53.  
  54. >Anonymous and a battle brother, Vatung, were scouting the eastern edge of their clan's territory.
  55. >It was very steep here, and the snow was softly piled after the last snowfall
  56. >Both of them were quiet and kept talking to a minimum, they were both too worried of an avalanche as they patrolled their territory
  57. >As they went on, they saw a unarmed man walking along
  58. >He wasn't on of them
  59. >They approached him silently, trying to sneak up on him
  60. >But as they did he accidentally saw them
  61. >He opened his mouth and roared; louder then any beast Anon had ever heard
  62. >He was of the Thunderclap clan! With voices as loud as Thunder!
  63. >Anonymous covered his ears but as soon as the roar was over he heard the even louder roar of snow
  64. >The avalanche had begun, and it was heading right towards him!
  65. >Anonymous ran, trying to get away from the deadly fall of snow
  66.  
  67. >Anonymous ran as fast as he could, but he couldn't quite do it
  68. >The snow was much, much faster
  69. >Anonymous jumped and grabbed ahold of a tree branch, but the snow gathered and fell around his feet, pulling him with great force
  70. >He held on as tight as he could, when suddenly the branch snapped and hit him on the head
  71. >He fell down and the snow covered him, with the branch sticking out of the ground
  72.  
  73. >Anonymous awoke some time later with several warriors of his clan digging him up
  74. >He was confused, but he quickly figured out that they saw the branch sticking out of the snow and dug there
  75. >He exhaled in relief, if he didn't hold on to that branch...
  76. >Anonymous looked around and quickly asked
  77. "Where is Vatung?"
  78. >The eldest warrior waved his arm at the massive field of snow
  79. "There, brother Anonymous. You may try to find him if you wish."
  80. >Anonymous frowned, it was a futile effort.
  81. >From that day forward, Anonymous never underestimated an unarmed opponent, as they always seemed to have some tricks to use.
  82.  
  83. >Anonymous snapped out of memory as the train slowly came to a stop
  84. >It stopped at a remote mountain outpost, manned by only a few guards and maintenance ponies
  85. >Anonymous stretched and got off the train, preparing to go on with the guards
  86. >They met up with a guide who knew the mountains well
  87. "The Royal Court has ordered me to take you, and your guards, into the mountains and to show you the location of the base of those... cultists."
  88. >Anonymous nodded, information was on a need to know basis
  89. >They began their march
  90.  
  91. >Anonymous followed the guide until he led them to the location of the "secret base"
  92. >It was just a rock face
  93. "What-"
  94. "They come up here and then disappear inside. That's all I'm obligated to do, I'll be out here waiting for you."
  95. >Anonymous raised an eyebrow but went up to the rockface, examining it
  96. >At one point, the rock seemed just a little open
  97. >There was a passage inside!
  98. >It was only visible up close
  99. >Anonymous was surprised but called over his guards and they all snuck inside
  100. >Ready to deal with whatever horrors they'd find within
  101. ------------------------
  102. >Savage Anon and his 4 guards crept into the secret tunnel in the mountain
  103. >They had to figure out what was going on and deal with this "Order of the Dark Dragon" and what not.
  104. >They snuck through several rooms, some had guards
  105. >Anonymous and the royal guards took care of them quickly and quietly.
  106. >They soon came to a huge chamber, with many of the strange ponies wearing the Iron collars standing around and chanting
  107. >Then, Anon looked onto the center of the room
  108. >And saw somebody that looked familiar
  109.  
  110. >There had to be over 100 of the cult-ponies in this room
  111. >But what caught Anon's eye was the center
  112. >The thing that was atop a small alter in the middle of the room was dark black
  113. >Very dark
  114. >All around it; bright red blood
  115. >The Vitae those bastards had harvested from Twilight, and probably from other ponies too.
  116. >But Savage was more amazed when he realized that the Changeling atop the alter was the Changeling warrior he had bested all those months ago
  117. >The warrior seemed to be glowing
  118. >It turned, and saw Anonymous and his guards
  119. "Oh shit." Anonymous whispered, not that it mattered, they had already been caught
  120. >A bunch of the cultists turned and rushed at them, not stopping to chant even as they attack
  121. >Anonymous drew his sword and got to hacking, the guards attacking with their Equestrian weaponry, holding back a tide
  122. >Their was a bone-cracking noise as the Changeling in the center of the room began to change
  123. >Suddenly, the changeling spoke in a loud and clear voice
  124. "Remember when you bested me, warrior? Well, they are helping me. Now I will best you. And you and all of Equestira will fear the wrath of the Dark Dragon!"
  125. >The changeling began to morph, its body expanding and cracking
  126. >No
  127. >It cannot be
  128.  
  129. >The changeling began to get bigger, gaining huge black wings
  130. >It was changing into a dragon
  131. >Anonymous gritted his teeth, and he charged
  132. >The guards tried to stop him, but they were too busy fighting all the crazed Iron-collars
  133. >He slashed and stabbed, slamming his shield and just generally being a badass
  134. >He soon began to climb up the alter, preparing to finish off the abomination before it finished
  135.  
  136. >Anonymous climbed up and was soon right next to the shifting dragon-thing
  137. >He raised his sword
  138. >And then
  139. >He felt a horrendous pain in his back
  140. >He turned around and stuck out, decapitating the cultist that had struck him down
  141. >Anonymous ignored the horrible pain and pulled the dagger from his back
  142. >As he looked at the blood on the knife, his vision faded
  143. >Anonymous heard a high-pitched wail
  144. "ANONYMOUS!"
  145. >He turned, almost falling over as he looked towards the sound of the voice
  146. "Pi-Pipsqueak?!"
  147.  
  148. >Anonymous saw the young colt behind the guards
  149. >How did he get there? Why was he here?!
  150. "Pip-pipsqueak! It's too dangerous!" Anonymous called, in a voice so weak that his apprentice probably couldn't even hear him
  151. >There was a shifting to his left, it was the dragon-thing
  152. >It bellowed a massive roar, it was awake
  153. >It suddenly shot into the air, the shockwave pushing Anonymous down the altar and onto some bodies of the cultists
  154. >The cultists stopped fighting and cheered, they praised and sang and with a sickening sound, began to kill themselves as the dragon roared once more
  155. >Pipsqueak screamed and ran from around the guards, running to Anon's aid
  156. >Anon tried to hold out his arm to stop him, but he could hardly move
  157. >The dragon breathed a huge wall of black fire, that burned pipsqueak and the guards
  158. >Anonymous cried out, but Pipsqueak did not fall. His fur was singed badly however
  159. >He hobbled up to Anonymous as the dragon smashed though the roof of the cavern and flew into the open sky
  160. >Pipsqueak jumped right next to Anonymous, frantic
  161. "Anonymous! You're still alive! Quick, do you have you magic bandages?! I can put them on you and then-"
  162. >Anonymous gurgled as his vision darkened again
  163.  
  164.  
  165. >Pipsqueak seemed to tear up when Anonymous reached out to him feebly
  166. >The mighty warrior, now hardly able to move
  167. "No... No Pipsqueak. My time is- is done."
  168. >Pipsqueak sobbed, and started to get angry
  169. "No! You're not done! The dragon is heading right for Canterlot! You've got to stop it."
  170. >Anonymous blinked, his vision only letting him see a little bit of the world around him
  171. >He noticed something hanging around Pipsqueak's neck
  172. "Is that... is that my necklace?"
  173. >Pipsqueak nodded
  174. "I don't know why I brought it, I just... Something told me too."
  175. >Anonymous began to remember something about his clan's necklace
  176. >A warrior of the Ancestor clan only wheres that necklace twice
  177. >Once when they become a man
  178. >And once when they die.
  179. >Anonymous motioned for the necklace, not able to talk
  180. >Pipsqueak seemed to understand, and gently dropped the necklace around Anonymous's neck
  181. >Anonymous felt an immense sensation of comfort
  182. >He felt his vision fading, and a million whispering voices
  183.  
  184. >Anonymous gained altitude, and saw the black dragon next to the great castle of the Princesses
  185. >He saw it breath its black fire and attack the ponies
  186. >Shining Armor's shied was protecting the castle, but it seemed to be weakening
  187. >Anonymous instinctively began to fly towards the dragon
  188. >Celestia and Luna were engaging in air combat, firing beams of power at the dragon, but seeming to do little
  189. >The shield seemed to drop, and the dragon began to attack the ponies
  190. >Celestia and Luna disappeared in bright flashes of light, taking the ponies with them
  191. >The dragon roared in frustration, finding empty buildings to be boring, but it saw where they were taken too
  192. >A few small flashes appeared at Ponyville, and the dragon took flight towards the town
  193. >Anonymous began to fly faster, the red trailing behind him in the sky
  194. >No
  195. >This beast would not take his tribe
  196.  
  197. >Anonymous flew towards the Ponyville, tears in his eyes
  198. >His ancestors were all around him
  199. >They gave him strength
  200. >He would not let them down
  201. >He had no weapons
  202. >He had only himself
  203. >Only himself, and his ancestors
  204. >And that was all he needed
  205.  
  206. >Celestia and Luna directed the panicking townsfolk, trying to restore order
  207. >They tried to get people to stop screaming at the massive black dot that was getting closer and closer
  208. >The small red dot behind that was not really noticed
  209. >The dragon touched down, the ponies scrambled
  210. >They all rushed and cowered behind the Princesses, who stood tall and strong against this monster
  211. >The dragon looked down at them and black smoke billowed from its nostrils, its enraged eyes scanning the people
  212. >It focused on the bright princess, and opened its powerful maw
  213.  
  214. >As the dragon went in to bite the Sun Princess, a bright red flash blinded it as Anonymous flew in just in time
  215. >Anonymous landed between the two, a small crater appearing where he landed and dirt and dust flying everywhere
  216. >He stood up between the dragon and the Princess, his whole body just glowing red
  217. >The dragon looked down, confused, and then smiled slightly
  218. "Ah, warrior. You still have some fight left in you. You will stand against me alone, will you?"
  219. >Anonymous kept quiet.
  220. >The ponies around gasped as they saw an amazing sight
  221. >The red glow seemed to be growing!
  222.  
  223. >The glow began to take shape, hundreds of shapes
  224. >Thousands of shapes
  225. >The shapes became human in shape
  226. >They all were warriors
  227. >Their ghostly weapons appearing
  228. >They looked like a timeline; some of the them had metal weapons going backwards with more primitive weapons and armor
  229. >All the way back to tribal warriors with spears and rocks
  230. >They all looked like Anonymous though; their faces all similar, showing obvious genetic similarities
  231. >Anonymous looked up at the dragon, who now looked concerned or even scared
  232. >The dragon growled, and prepared to breath fire once again
  233. >Once the dragon moved, all of the red warriors disappeared
  234. >Anonymous roared and jumped forward with blinding speed
  235. >He began to fight
  236. >He fought with the fury of a million warriors
  237.  
  238. >Anonymous's fists flew and struck the black dragon
  239. >Its scales were hard as steel
  240. >But not as hard as Anonymous's will
  241. >Anonymous kept striking again and again
  242. >He could see bruises appearing on the dragon's hide
  243. >The dragon fought back with tooth and claw, but was so big and slow it could not match Anon's fury
  244. >It fell back, Anonymous stepping on the dragon's belly
  245. >He ran up the dragon's body until he reached the throat, and the dragon's head suddenly snapped forward
  246. >It tried to bite down on Anonymous
  247. >Anonymous's arms snapped up and grabbed both of the beast's jaws
  248. >And he stood there, holding the jaws open
  249.  
  250. >The monster began to bite down, its massive jaws pressing down with intense strength
  251. >But Anonymous was stronger
  252. >Anonymous's muscles strained, but the force of thousands of warriors made him stronger
  253. >He fought back, driving the jaws back
  254. >The dragon roared, blasting out black fire directly on Anonymous
  255. >But it just bounced off of him, billowing all around him
  256. >Anonymous roared as he pushed the jaws farther and farther apart
  257. >He began to feel something crack as the jaws went past where they should be able to go
  258. >The dragon cried out in pain as Anonymous dislocated its jaw
  259. >The dragon backed its head up, blasting Anonymous with more fire
  260. >Anonymous couldn't reach the head, so he went for the next best thing
  261. >He began to punch the dragon's massive chest
  262. >The sound of cracking and snapping filled the air, as blood began to fly off and coat the warrior
  263. >The dragon clawed and clawed, but Anonymous was unrelenting
  264. >The dragon began to scream as Anonymous's blows began to rip apart its skin, and its organs were revealed
  265. >Anonymous reached down, and with the strength of thousands of warriors, thousands of years, thousands of traditions and deaths and acts of honor and glory, Anonymous pulled the dragon's heart from its chest
  266. >He floated upwards, above the citizens of Ponyville, who were wide-eyed with the display
  267. >He roared as the red glow intensified as the heart in his hands just exploded, evaporating into a glorious red explosion
  268.  
  269. >The dragon made a pathetic sound as its body was engulfed in flames, Anonymous's red glow now reaching to it and searing it way
  270. >The dragon burned and sizzled, until not a piece of its dark body remained
  271. >After all of that, Anonymous slowly floated to the ground
  272. >The red glow seemed to fade
  273. >Anonymous stood on his own two feet unsteadily
  274. >He slowly grabbed the necklace around his neck and pulled it off
  275. >with it in his hand, he looked up at the face of Celestia, who looked concerned
  276. >He smiled
  277. >Then, he collapsed
  278. >The ponies would have cheered for his victory, but they were too concerned for the warrior
  279. >As they crowded around, Anonymous felt everything fade away...
  280. -------------------------
  281. >A few years later, a young stallion stood over a campfire
  282. >On his flanks were two swords
  283. >He was a renowned warrior
  284. >He was telling his stories to a group of young colts
  285. >His face was burnt permanently from an wound, but that was a story for another time, at least for these colts
  286. "...And then, I was circled by the gnolls! Those hyena men wanted me for a snack."
  287. >The colts looked scared and wanted to know more
  288. "And then what!? What happened?" one colt asked
  289. >Pipsqueak smiled and responded
  290. "Well, I was watching them, but I forgot that the gnolls love to be tricky and use sneak attacks. It was right then when I thought I knew where all of them were when I heard a twig snap..."
  291. >Pipsqueak paused
  292. >Suddenly, in the darkness around the campfire, a loud twig snapped
  293. >The kids all tensed up
  294. >Pipsqueak smiled and snapped to his sword
  295. >Suddenly, a gnoll jumped from the brush!
  296. >The kids screamed and ran as the two began to fight
  297. >Swords clattering with swords, blade vs blade
  298.  
  299. >The pony against the large bipedal monster
  300. >They kept going until the gnoll smacked Pipsqueak's blades from him
  301. >They flew off and buried into the dirt
  302. >The gnoll raised his blade
  303. >...and laughed
  304. >Pipsqueak laughed too
  305. >The "gnoll" took off the hot hyena mask off his head
  306. >Anonymous smiled at his old apprentice
  307. "That really got them, didn't it?"
  308. >Pipsqueak nodded
  309. "I think one of them pissed himself!"
  310. >They doubled over, before coming together and leaning on each other
  311. >The warrior friends, just having some fun
  312. >Anonymous smiled down at the young stallion
  313. >He looked up
  314. >Anonymous looked older then Pipsqueak remembered
  315. "You know, you almost beat me that time, Pipsqueak."
  316. "Thank you."
  317. "That wasn't a compliment, I'm just getting too old for this."
  318. >Pipsqueak raised an eyebrow
  319.  
  320.  
  321. >Just then, a large pony appeared from the woods
  322. >It was wearing a large, dark cloak but it was obviously white underneath
  323. "Anonymous?" The pony said
  324. >It was Celestia
  325. "We're here, Celestia."
  326. >Celestia smiled, taking off the cloak
  327. "Ughh," she said in a way not befitting a Princess, "I hate these late-night meetings we have to go through, Anonymous."
  328. "They were your idea, your majesty."
  329. >Anonymous stepped closer to her
  330. "We can't have anybody finding out about us, can we?" He said with a shit-eating grin, sliding his hand up her neck and tousling her mane
  331. >She gasped, and looked over at Pipsqueak who was smiling
  332. "Anonymous! We are bound to secrecy!"
  333. "Come on, Celestia. You think I'm going to keep quiet about bedding the Princess, multiple times a month, to my best friend?"
  334. >Pipsqueak nodded
  335. "Your secret is safe with me, Princess."
  336. >Princess Celestia blushed as Pipsqueak trotted off, and Anonymous led the two of them back to his cabin in the woods
  337.  
  338. >All was quiet once again in Ponyville
  339. >All thanks to one man
  340. >One man who was just a little bit Savage.
  341. ====================
  342. The End! I hope you enjoyed!