- >Anon bows before Celestia
- >He does it more then the ponies do, all the way down on his knees, nose to floor
- >Celestia looks around awkwardly, and is put off a little by his devotion
- "uhh.. rise."
- >Anon rises up, smiling at his queen (or princess)
- "Yes, my princess of the glorious day, maker of all that is righteous. What shall you have of me?"
- >she smiles
- "Please; just call me Princess Celestia, or just Celestia."
- "Yes, my Princess. I'm sorry."
- >She looks away and clears her throat.
- "I need from you just a simple task."
- "Yes, Princess. Anything for you."
- "... I need you to help my cooks with something. There is a bit of a rat problem in the Royal Canterlot kitchens. Could you help them."
- >Anon nods furiously
- "Yes your majesty! Consider it done!"
- >Anon runs off
- >Celestia shakes her head
- "What am I going to do with him..."
- >Anon scoots on down to the Royal Kitchens
- >He sees the cooks, and addresses them bluntly.
- "Cooks! I am on a mission from the Princess Herself! This is a matter of national security!"
- >They look surprised and worried
- "I am here to fix your rat problem!"
- >They look at each other
- >They point to a door
- >Anon stomps over to it and flings it open
- >It leads to the cellar
- >he goes down and closes the door behind him
- >Everything goes normal that day
- >A few days pass
- >no word from Anon
- >Celestia comes into the kitchens
- "Where is he? Where is Anon?"
- "He went down into the cellar, a few days ago. He hasn't come out yet. We haven't gone down there, we are too scared about what happened."
- >Celestia nods, and dismisses the cooks
- >Celestia called her royal guards and Shining Armor himself
- >They feared something terrible must have happened in that Cellar
- >They prepared, and then went down
- >As they went down the steps, they felt something sticky and wet on them, but they felt like they had been there for a while
- >One of them used a light spell
- >They saw it was blood
- "By Celestia's name..." One of the guards said
- >They hurried in deeper
- >They came across the main chamber
- >Celestia cast a powerful light spell
- >And there, standing in a circle of dozens of dead mice was Anon
- >She gasped, and Anon didn't respond
- >He was standing absolutely still
- "...Is there a cockatrice down here or something?" one of the gaurds said
- >Suddenly, Anon moved
- >His hand, which was holding a spear, stabbed down at the circle of dead mice
- >it speared a mouse that was moving over the other dead ones
- >Everyone was shocked, one of the guards threw up
- >Anon slowly turned around
- >His face was covered in the blood of rats
- >Small tufts of rat fur were stuck by his mouth
- >He smiled at them
- "I have taken care of the rat problem, your majesty."
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