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Normal Norman - 'MURRICA Day

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  1. >Be Norman
  2. >4th OF JULY!
  3. >'MURICA DAY!
  4. >Dad organized a huge barbecue on our yard, and invited pretty much everyone he could fit in there
  5. >Naturally, I went to sit down with my friends
  6. >"Hey, where's Orange?" - I asked, not seeing her there
  7. >"Shis prepaapping da firwoshsho." - said Blue, before passing out, face-slamming the table
  8. >"Holy shit. How much did she have?!" - I asked, Brad shaking a single can - "Wow. Never thought she was such a lightweight."
  9. >"I know man. Anyway, AJ and her family are setting up the fireworks." - said Brad, pointing to the Apple Family working on the side
  10. >They were bringing in rockets, sparklers, crackers, barrels of gunpowder, and something that looked like it was meant to hit Moscow
  11. >"Don't worry Normy, I got you covered." - said Pink, flashing a huge fire extinguisher from under the table
  12. >"I don't get it. What's the point of all this?" - asked Purple
  13. >"Oh, right, I forgot, you're not American." - I said
  14. >"Well you see darling, 4th of July is the celebration of the day America gained independence from the British." - answered my beautiful venus
  15. >"Say, you've been practicing the anthem, right Twilight?" - asked Brad - "Come on, show us what you've got."
  16. >Nervously, Purple got up - "Alright. But I still haven't learned it completely."
  17. >"Oh say can you see"
  18. >"By the dawn's... the dawn's..."
  19. >"Shiny lights, how great America is"
  20. >"And how its Captain fights for freedom"
  21. >"Ok, I've got nothing..." - she said, sitting back down, embarrased
  22. >"HEY EVERYBODY, FIREWORKS ARE READY!" - yelled Orange over a mic, as a single one was launched, exploding in a shower of red, white, and blue, to great cheers
  23. >"Hope y'all enjoy the sh- wait, APPLEBLOOM, NO!"
  24. >The gigantic rocket suddenly took off
  25. >It flew into the distance, hitting an apartment building, showering its surroundings with patriotism
  26. >Unexpectedly, it then appeared to return, exploding over my house, covering the sky with black, red, and orange, and some text
  27. >"DEUTSCHLAND, BITCHES!"
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