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Coca Cola DP

By: OPtimisticAnon on Aug 10th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.90 KB  |  hits: 100  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Deadpool sits behind his computer... lurking /mlp/.
  2. >It's a typical night... back on because he's following that new CYOA...
  3. >It's pretty cool.
  4. >He's out of Dr. Pepper. Roommate Forrest Gump bout drank him 15 of em.
  5. >So he has a bottle of Coke in hand...
  6. >He takes a sip.
  7. "Mmm... baby... that feels good~"
  8. >Deadpool is shocked and chokes on Coca Cola.
  9. "Aaahnnn... why'd you stop?"
  10. >Deadpool's astounded that a small aluminum can is talking to him... so he bounces out of the room.
  11. >His best friend Wade comes in...
  12. "You'll just have to do..."
  13. >The can sprouts arms and kong vaults onto Wade's lips forcing the brown liquid into his mouth.
  14. "Aaaaa!! soo good, baby!"
  15. >Wade manages to quench the beast.
  16. "You're such a stud..."
  17. >Wade shakes his head in agreement...
  18. >because Wade's been keeping a secret this entire time...
  19. >The can blushes in anticipation.
  20. >This whole time, Wade was actually a faget
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