- 1/4
- >Buy 8 fluffies
- >"Pway wit fwiend?"
- "Yeah, we're going to have a race!"
- >"Me wike wace!"
- >They have no idea what a race is
- >Set up an arena for the race
- >Have panels numbered 1-8 (like a horse race)
- >Spaghetti at the end
- >Winner gets spaghetti
- >Last place gets other prize
- >You don't disclose the prize to the loser
- >You just say that winner gets spaghetti
- >You run to your house
- >Pick up a starter gun
- >You run back to the race
- "On your marks"
- >They get into position (or, at least they try)
- "Get set"
- >They are jumping with excitement
- "GO!"
- >You fire the gun
- >The doors fly open
- >Let the race begin
- 2/4
- >Numbers 1-6 race off
- >7 and 8 are shaking from the gun
- >Remind them of the spaghetti
- >They dash off into the race
- >7 and 8 are dead last
- >There is no way for them to catch up
- >They charge on
- >Number 4 wins the race
- >Number 7 came in last
- >Take him with you
- >Come back to the race
- >Give all the other fluffies smaller portions of spaghetti
- >7 fluffies remain
- >You let them rest for two hours
- >They sit around giving huggies and such
- >Get them ready for the next race
- >You change the numbers on each fluffy
- >Now it's 1-7
- >They don't question what happened to the original 7
- >They just want spaghetti
- >You re-run the procedure
- >They rush on
- >Number 2 falls over
- >All other fluffies trample him
- >He came in last, half dead
- >Bring him with you
- >Come back and let them rest
- >Number 6 won
- >Fluffies rest and get ready again
- >Re-arrange numbers
- >No fluffy questions about other fluffies disappearance
- >No fluffy really cares
- >They get spaghetti and forget about the fluffy
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The great fluffy race 1+2
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