AiE: Chapter 4

AiE chapter 4:

Questions

 

>you, Jack, and pinkie make it to the edge of town

>everything was going fine... until one of them saw you

>the pony nudged the one next to it and it did the same to other ponys

>soon all eye were on you and Jack

>you nudge jack and lean in

“should we say something?”

>“i don't know...what would we say?”

>“how about hello?”

>you and Jack look over to where the voice came from

>a purple pony starts to walk up to you, from the sound of the voice, shes female

>she was different though, most pony's around had either a horn, wings, or neither

but this one has both...

>her hair...mane? Her mane matched her colour except there is a light pink streak in her mane and tail

 

>you look at Jack who shrugs, you nod in response

>“hey” Jack says casually

“hiya, whats your name”

>“i would like to know yours” the pony says

“i asked first” you say with a smile

>the pony blinks, then clears her throat “M-my name is twilight sparkle, and you are?”

>Jack puts his hands in his pockets “I'm Jack”

“Commander Shepherd ” you say with your arm across your chest

>Jack elbows you in the gut, as the ponys look at you two in confusion

>“This idiot is Anon” jack explains

>“what...?”

>you open your mouth to speak but is quickly covered by Jacks hand

>it taste like sweat and dirt... not a great combination

>“it's nothing really” Jack says with a nervous smile

>twilight looks at use for a minute then starts to speak “well, because your a new  creature here, (and can talk) i would like to ask a few que-”

>shes cut off by the sound of yours and jacks belly calling for food

>pinkie giggles and twilight tries to hide her smile

> “food first, questions later!” pinkie says in between giggles

“TO FOOD!” you say pointing nowhere in particular

>“YAH!” pinkie cheers and she is off, you quickly follow her i a sprint

>Jack and twilight just stare in the direction you two have ran off to

>h turns to twilight with a hand behind his head and twilight gives him a nervous smile

>at the same time they say “sorry about him/her”

>they look at each other then laugh, after they follow the cotton candy mare and the man-child

 

>At sugar cube corner, you and pinkie sit at a table waiting for your two friends

>its a good ten minutes until they finally show up

“what took you so long?”

>“well if you two didn't run off, we could have arrived at the same time” jack says matter-of-factually

>“well if you had ran with us, it would have been the same” pinkie shoots back

>you smile as jack shakes his head and sits down, twilight dose the same

>“so what is there?” jack asks pinkie

>pinkie gives the biggest smile “there are tons of different types of cakes, cupcakes, pies, and other sugary goodness

>Jacks eyes go wide and look at you,

>you just shrug “diabetics nightmare”

>a waitress comes over to the table “W-what would you like?” she asks with a nervous smile... now that you think about it

>the place is empty, is it because you and jack scared them away... i dont know if jack even noticed or he just doesn’t care

>jack thinks for a minute “ill have... a apple pie”

>“a cupcake,please” twilight says

>“a cake for me! Chocolate!” pinkie says excited

>that just leaves you

“ill have a... Milkshake please”

>the waitress writes what you ordered and trots away

>twilight leans in “so, now that we are eating, you can answer my questions right?”

>you look at jack and he nods

“yup ask away...”

 

>twilight smiles “ok first question, what are you two?”

“we are legion, for we are many”

>twilight is taken back by this

>Jack face palms “that's not helping anon...”

>he turns to twilight “we are human, we live on earth, and yes there is a lot of use”

>twilight's horn glows and paper and a feather show up out of nowhere

>she has magic, nice

>“ok next question, are you mare, or stallion?”

“wut?”

>“i think she means male or female, both of use are ma- stallions”

>twilight nods and writes it down

>“ok, how to you birth offspring?”

>you and jack pause for a minute before you open your mouth

“when a man and a women really love each other...”

>“NEXT QUESTION!” jack practically yelled

>you couldn't stop laughing

>twilight has a look of confusion but continues the questions

 

>this go's on for about a hour, she asks about where you came from, your history, and how you lived. You and Jack did your best to answer the questions to the best of your knowledge.

>then twilight points to your sword

>“is that some sort of weapon? Like a spear or something?”

>you look to your sword and sigh

“this is my long sword, it is a weapon, but i only use it if complete necessary”

>twilight nods and writes that down the looks to jack “do you have one as well”

>Jack scowls with a smile “naw i don't need that cowards weapon”

“HA! I like to see you get close to me with this” you say smiling back

>twilight gives a small smile, but loses it when she see's the next question

>“what are you herbivore or carnivore?”

>you and Jack lose your smiles

>both of you look at each other with worried looks

>Fuck...

“W-we don't eat meat if that's what you mean” you give your best smile

>Jack is trying the same

>twilight looks at the two of you for a moment then shrugs “alright”

>Twilight looks through her notes and nods giving a smile

>“well, everything looks alright, welcome to ponyville!” twilight says

>you and jack give a sigh, you really dodged a bullet there

>then you here a gasp from pinkie pie...

>”if your new in ponyville we need to throw you a super awesome welcome party!”

>“wut?” jack says

“wut” you follow

>twilight facepalms with her hoof, facehoof maybe?

>“oh boy...” twilight mumbles

>you really don't like the sound of this