- “Well, life on the outside ain’t what it used to be.”
- “You know the world’s gone crazy and it ain’t safe out on the street.”
- “Oh it’s a drag I know,”
- “So there’s only one place to go,”
- “Baby back from where I come from,”
- “I’m comin home.”
- >You sing strumming on your guitar.
- >A small crowd of p0nies have gathered around you to watch the performance.
- >They’ve learned to accept your crazy antics, and play along.
- >Sometimes, they even join in.
- >You strum a few more cords, the heat of the afternoon sun blazing down on your velvet Suit and Top Hat.
- >Your partner in rhyme, Pinkie, sits down next to you, and sings the next verse.
- >”Oh life on the inside ain't what it used to be”
- >”You know the kids gone crazy and they stick you for a slice of cheese”
- >At this, she pulls out a brick of cheese and smacks you with it.
- >”Oh it's a drag I know there's only one place to go”
- >”Baby back where I come from, I'm comin' home”
- >You continue to sing along, the crowd joining in as you begin to march down the street.
- >The music from your guitar seems to amplify as more p0nies join in on the signing.
- >Why?
- >Cause it’s a land of cartoon horses that’s why.
- >Think I was going to explain this shit?
- >NOPE.
- >You approach the middle of town, your entourage ever growing.
- “Oh yeah”
- “Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.”
- >As you go on, you see Mayor Mare looking disapprovingly in your direction.
- >Uh-oh
- >You jaunt on over to her, scooping her up in your arms.
- “Lights out baby and it looks like the end for me.”
- “Last meals coming and it looks like chicken and rice and beans”
- >As you sing those lines, Scootaloo jumps up onto your shoulders
- “Oh, well it's a drag I know, but everbody's gotta go”
- >You sing, throwing the Mayor into the fountain.
- “They're waiting for me down below, I'm coming home”
- >You can see a few Guards heading in your direction.
- >Took it a bit too far this time.
- “I'm coming home, Oh yeah, I'm coming home!”
- >One of the guards, a unicorn binds your hands with rope.
- >The other one, a Pegasus grabs the slack, and flies into the air.
- >You are airborne, and being carried back to your house.
- >You hate house arrest.
- >But in your Jailhouse, you are the Warden.
- >Warden Anonymous.
- >And the entirety of Equestria is your Jail.
- “I’m Comin Home!”
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