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UNFINISHED WORK

By: MDL on Aug 13th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.60 KB  |  hits: 24  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You can't stand this shit anymore.
  2. >Every morning they both show up and try to make sex with you.
  3. >But you don't want the sex.
  4. >"You idiot! Anon's fetish is obviously coffee mugs with pictures of his dead grandmother on them."
  5. >Rarity holds up the mug.
  6. "Put down Granny!"
  7. >Snatch the mug away and hold it to your chest.
  8. >"And I'm telling you it's dancing for your friends class presidency!"
  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiAwpYIkRmU
  10. >Twilight performs the dance.
  11. >What the hell?
  12. "Are you mares done so I can get started with my day."
  13. >"I'm not even closed to being done."
  14. >Rarity sneers.
  15. >Fuck.
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