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Spectacular FR

By: MDL on Aug 1st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.84 KB  |  hits: 40  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Enter Anon in Equestria
  2. >You of course are Anon.
  3. >But this Anon is Chinese, just kidding. He's green.
  4. >Wake up and let out a massive fart.
  5. "Oh Christ!"
  6. >The smell is so intense you put on your Walt Disney brand gas mask.
  7. >You go through your Holy Trinity. The Triple S.
  8. >Hop on your skateboard and just like in Tony Hawk's Underground, you do a McTwist down the stairs.
  9. >Roll up in to the kitchen like 'yo whaddup I got a big-
  10. >Your suddenly smacked by Florida, from Good Times.
  11. >Open the door before Fluttershy can knock because you have ESP.
  12. "No over-sized teddy bears aren't my fetish."
  13. >She looks at you shocked as she tries to get rid of the teddy.
  14. >She then tackles you.
  15. >"I love psychics. They're my fetish."
  16. >She starts kissing you all over.
  17. >A single tear stripes down your cheek.
  18. "No, no time for tears."
  19. >"What?" Fluttershy says with a confused look.
  20. "AYE. YO. WAYNE HELP ME OUT HERE!"
  21. >Wayne Brady comes down from heaven sporting a white v-neck and suit.
  22. >"What is it Anon?" He asks.
  23. "Help me get this bitch off."
  24. >"Ight niqqa."
  25. >He looks at Fluttershy.
  26. >He brings out a stool.
  27. >"PLease Miss Shy, sit here.
  28. >She does so.
  29. >He starts improving a song.
  30. >About 1 minute in Drew Carry buzzes him off stage.
  31. >Fluttershy looks confused by the whole ordeal.
  32. >You walk her to the door.
  33. "We should do this again sometime."
  34. >Her ears perk up.
  35. >"Really!"
  36. "Fucking No!"
  37. >Field Goal that bitch
  38. >Ref says it's good.
  39. >Crowd goes wild.
  40. >You just one the big game.
  41. >The team lifts you on their shoulders and chants your name.
  42. .You put down while everyone still celebrates.
  43. > Your crush, Femanon, walks up to you.
  44. >"Wow Anon you wer-."
  45. >Kiss her before she can even finish her sentece.
  46. >Fireworks go off in the back ground.
  47. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhjHBV20ZV4
  48. >The song play in the background as you fade into the credits of life.
  49. END
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