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Anon Brown

By: MDL on Jul 19th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.00 KB  |  hits: 32  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Anon
  2. >And there's nothing special about you. No super powers, no lumberjack skills, nun-chuck skills, no computer hacking skills. Just Anon.
  3. >You wake up and head on over to the bathroom to begin your daily routine.
  4. >In the middle of your bowl movement you realize you're out of toilet paper.
  5. "Damn it, I left the new rolls downstairs."
  6. >You sigh heavily while doing a walk of shame, with your pants around your ankles, down the stairs while a song plays in your head.
  7.  
  8. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gmiSPMHrWQ
  9. >You are interrupted from your disappointment from a knock at the door.
  10. >You hike up your pants anticipating skid marks when you change your underwear.
  11. >You answer the door.
  12. "Hello Fluttershy." You say with a gloomy voice.
  13. >"H-hello Anon, are cute pink maned mares your fetish?" She asks batting her eyelashes.
  14. "I'm afraid not."
  15. >You close the door.
  16. >Fluttershy walks home, head hanging in defeat, in the background you can hear.
  17.  
  18. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gmiSPMHrWQ
  19.  
  20. END
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