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[EqG-TS] Sunset Shimmer's Tricks.

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  1. >Be Twilight Sparkle.
  2. >Next day.
  3. >You arrive to school holding hands with the man you love.
  4. >Anon.
  5. >Yesterday was a very special day.
  6. >You gave to him your virginity, and he gave you his.
  7. >The simplest thought of yesterday's events make your face go red.
  8. >You give Anon a quick peck on the cheek.
  9. >He responds by placing his arm over your shoulder and bringing you closer to him.
  10. >Your heart is beating so fast.
  11. >When you arrive to the main hall everyone greets you with disgusted looks and smirks.
  12. >And the boys give Anon thumbs up and pats on his back.
  13. >What's going on?!
  14. >...Oh no...
  15. >Could they know about what happened?
  16. >A couple of arms takes Anon and you into an empty classroom.
  17. >Your friends are the only ones in here.
  18. >"Oh...hey girls. What's-*Ooof*"
  19. >Rainbow Dash punched Anon in the stomach!
  20. "DASH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
  21. >Applejack kicks Anon in the face.
  22. "APPLEJACK! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
  23. >Rarity gives you a big hug.
  24. >"Darling are you okay? Did he hurt you?"
  25. "What are you talking about?!"
  26. >"Anon won't hurt you anymore darling..."
  27. >Rarity turns her head to Anon and says:
  28. >"You should be ashamed of yourself Anon! Taking advantage of a heartbroken girl only to have sex with her...You are nothing but a ruffian!"
  29. >Fluttershy adds:
  30. >"She's right...you...meanie? I'm sorry...I can't do this..."
  31. >Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes.
  32. >"This is how it's done Fluttershy..."
  33. >She clears her throat.
  34. >"YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU NEAR TWI AGAIN YOU HEAR?!"
  35. >Anon is confused.
  36. >You have to stop them.
  37. "GIRLS!"
  38. >Your friends look at you.
  39. "Why are you doing this?!"
  40. >Pinkie shows you a video.
  41. >"Because Anon is a big jerk Twilight, that's why!"
  42. >...
  43. >Someone recorded your actions!
  44. >You hear some voices.
  45. >"...Fucking stop!"
  46. >Was that...?
  47. >SNIPS!
  48.  
  49.  
  50. "AJ, DASH! APOLOGIZE TO ANON!"
  51. >"What? No way!"
  52. "Listen, it was my fault..."
  53. >"Huh?"
  54. "Yes...Anon had nothing to do with it...I was the one who wanted it..."
  55. >"But...the video..."
  56. "Guess who recorded it?"
  57. >They look at each other.
  58. "UGH...It was Snips and Snails! Sunset Shimmer must've ordered them to follow us!"
  59. >"But...Twah...Anon...you...Flash..."
  60. "I told you already! My fault! I was the one who started..."
  61. >"Heh...heh...sorry Anon." AJ apologizes.
  62. >Anon is so angry.
  63. >"Darling, Anon..."
  64. "Rarity...seriously...stop it."
  65. >You run to Anon and hug him.
  66. "Are you okay Anon?"
  67. >Kiss him.
  68. >He nods and stands up.
  69. >"I'm fine Twi..."
  70. >"...Nice punch Dash..."
  71. >She looks away embarassed.
  72. >"You know...next time, you should ask Twilight what happened BEFORE you beat someone up!"
  73. >"Sorry Anon...but..."
  74. >"BUT NOTHING! Why didn't you slap the shit out of Flash when he was being an asshole to Twilight? I don't need this crap...I'm leaving!"
  75. >Anon gives you a kiss.
  76. >"I'll see you at lunch Twi...you better deal with your BATSHIT INSANE friends, except you Flutters, you're kind of cool, I guess..."
  77. >A drop of blood leaves Anon's mouth.
  78. >"...Shit...What a good kick Applejack...Do you kick those fucking trees? Jesus."
  79. >Anon leaves.
  80. "GIRLS!"
  81. >They look away embarassed.
  82. >And all of them say:
  83. >"Sorry Twilight..."
  84. >You sigh.
  85. "It's fine girls...thank you for being concerned...but Anon is much different than Flash...trust me on this one..."
  86. >"Darling...can I ask you a question?"
  87. "Of course Rarity."
  88. >"How did Anon do?"
  89. "WHAT?!"
  90. >"Was he big?! Did he do it slow? Or fast? Or slow and fast?" Pinkie asks.
  91. >"Umm...did you enjoy it?" Fluttershy adds.
  92. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AlCdvfhuAs
  93.  
  94.  
  95. >Be Twilight Sparkle.
  96. >It's only the second period and you are getting pervy looks from the guys and girls are talking behind your back.
  97. >Ugh.
  98. >"OMG Twilight, you actually had sex with Anon? Anon of all people?!"
  99. "..."
  100. >"Yeah, he must've taken the opportunity after what happened with Flash."
  101. >"Hahaha...Yeah, what an asshole..."
  102. >You can't take this anymore.
  103. >Be Anon.
  104. >Lunch time.
  105. >You are having lunch with your girlfriend.
  106. >She told you how she's hurt and embarassed.
  107. >Most of her classmates make fun of her.
  108. >You aren't in a good position either.
  109. >When Flash found out about you having sex with Twilight he raged and stormed off the classroom.
  110. >For a moment you thought he was going to kick your ass for managing to do what the couldn't.
  111. >You gave yourself a pat on the back.
  112. >Suck it Flash.
  113. >Twilight looks at you and grabs your hands.
  114. >"...So, could you teach Snips a lesson Anon? For me?"
  115. "...Sure Twilight."
  116. >"Don't fight with him, just manage to get some information from him."
  117. "What for? Don't you want me to kick his ass?"
  118. >"No! You are a very smart guy Anon, I know you'll be able to make him sing like a canary."
  119. "Thanks Twi...Oh look, Snips left the cafeteria. I better follow him."
  120. >"Don't use violence Anon..."
  121. >You stand up and leave the cafeteria.
  122. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jXAWb1FqcU
  123. >Follow that fucking midget.
  124. >Your plan is simple.
  125. >Follow him, and when he's alone you can make your move.
  126. >He keeps walking, stops, grabs some books from his locker and gets into an empty classroom.
  127. >Oh, he didn't close his locker.
  128. >Bingo.
  129. >Search his stuff.
  130. >...
  131. >HOLY SHIT!
  132. >You found a very compromising photo.
  133. >It's Sunset Shimmer taking a shower.
  134. >You smirk.
  135. >Take another look at the locker.
  136. >...
  137. >It's not only a photo, it's an album full of creep shots featuring Sunset Shimmer.
  138. >...
  139. >Not now boner.
  140. >This can be useful.
  141. >Enter the classroom.
  142. >"...What do you want Anon?"
  143. "Hey dude, I wanted to talk with you."
  144. >"Huh, about what?"
  145. "You know exactly what I want to talk about..."
  146. >"Everyone must hate you, taking advantage of the nerdy girl..."
  147. >You laugh...
  148. >"What's so funny?"
  149. >You show him the album.
  150. >"Dude...please don't..."
  151.  
  152.  
  153. "Why not? Ooohhh don't tell me you have the hots for your boss..."
  154. >"Please don't say anything dude, if she finds out about this...she'll kill me!"
  155. "Who said I was going to tell her?"
  156. >He lets out a sigh in relief.
  157. >"Thanks dude I owe you..."
  158. "I'm thinking about showing the photos to all the students in Canterlot High!"
  159. >"AAAHHH! NO PLEASE!"
  160. >He gets on his knees and grabs your legs.
  161. >"Please dude...I'm begging you..."
  162. "Get the hell off me!"
  163. >He stops.
  164. "Look, I wanted to know why Sunset ordered you to creep on us."
  165. >He sighs.
  166. >"Fine...it's just that simple...she's jealous of Twilight."
  167. "Jealous?"
  168. >"Yeah...since Flash is hanging out with her he doesn't seem to be happy at all, in fact, he desires to be with Twilight again.?
  169. "But...why attack Twilight?"
  170. >"Well, after Flash saw the video he knew that he had lost to you...Sunset made sure of killing two birds with a stone, by ruining Twilight's reputation, and Flash angry at both of you...You better watch out. If he sees you today, you die..."
  171. "Pffft..As if I was scared of that blue haired punk..."
  172. >"Yeah alright, can you give me the photo album please?"
  173. "Alright just because you asked nice...OH SHIT! SUNSET SHIMMER!"
  174. >He turns his head, sweating bullets.
  175. >"WHERE?!"
  176. >Run out of the classroom with the album in your hands.
  177. >"She's not...ANOOOON!!!"
  178. >Hehehe piece of cake.
  179. >Return to the cafeteria.
  180. >Twilight greets you.
  181. >"Oh? Back already?"
  182. >You show her the album.
  183. >"What's this?"
  184. >...
  185. >She blushes, but also gives you an angry look.
  186. >"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"
  187. >Oh shit.
  188. "It's Snips' album, not mine!"
  189. >"Snips'?"
  190. >She laughs.
  191. >"What a pervert...Sunset will be very angry towards him..."
  192. "What do you say if we have our revenge?"
  193. >"How?"
  194. "HEY GUYS! WANT TO HAVE SOME PHOTOS OF SUNSET SHIMMER? A DOLLAR EACH!"
  195. >"Anon?!"
  196.  
  197.  
  198. >"Sunset Shimmer?"
  199. >"I think he said Sunset Shimmer?"
  200. >"Awesome!"
  201. >"Fucking Sunset Shimmer? No way!"
  202. >An horde of horny teens come to your table.
  203. >You show them the album.
  204. >"HOLY SHIT! GIVE ME 5!"
  205. >"I'LL HAVE 3!"
  206. >A rich kid hands you 100 bucks.
  207. >"I'll have the whole album, keep the change!"
  208. >You accept the money.
  209. >That'll teach Snips not to mess with you.
  210. >And you are now $108 dollars richer.
  211. >[Jewing intensifies]
  212. >Snips bursts through the cafeteria's doors.
  213. >"Anon!"
  214. >Oh shit.
  215. "Hey guys, look, it's the artist!"
  216. >"What?!"
  217. >The girls look at him disgusted.
  218. >The guys give him thumbs up.
  219. >Sunset Shimmer and Flash Sentry enter the cafeteria.
  220. >The guys start laughing.
  221. >"What's so funny?!" Sunset asks.
  222. >"Man...I knew you were a hottie Sunset, and this confirms it!"
  223. >She snatches the photo.
  224. >"Hey...that's mine!"
  225. >She looks at the photo.
  226. >"..."
  227. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU-CRw0oSEg
  228. >"WHO?"
  229. >All the students point to Snips.
  230. >"Sunset! I can explain..."
  231. >"YOU...YOU..."
  232. >"I kept it in my locker! Anon somehow obtained it! Please! Have mercy!"
  233. >Snips is so scared.
  234. >"ANON?"
  235. >SHIT!!!
  236. >"I'll deal with you in another time Snips..."
  237. >She looks at you.
  238. >And approaches slowly.
  239. >Her fists are closed.
  240. >Oh man...
  241. >Why the fuck did you do that?
  242. >This is the end for you.
  243. >...
  244. >"Nicely done Anon..."
  245. "Huh?"
  246. >"You stopped being a pussy...unlike Flash."
  247. >Flash is clearly upset.
  248. >"Not only you managed to bang 'his' Twilight. You got your revenge...I have to admit...you have big balls..."
  249. >She looks at Flash.
  250. >"Sorry Flash...I think this won't work out...I don't want to see you again...I prefer real men, like Anon here."
  251. >She gives you a kiss.
  252. >"HEY!" Twilight shouts. "What do you think you are doing?!"
  253. >...
  254. >"Anon...you piece of shit!" Flash says.
  255. >Oh God.
  256. "Flash...calm down..."
  257.  
  258.  
  259. >"Shut up!"
  260. >Flash pushes you and you fall on the floor.
  261. >Then he raises his sneaker.
  262. >Oh crap. He's going to...
  263. >"Flash! Leave him alone!" Twilight intervenes.
  264. >"Be quiet you slut! I only wanted to apologize, and the first thing you do is have sex with this fucking asshole!"
  265. >Sunset Shimmer smirks.
  266. >"I made my mistakes, and you weren't able to forgive me...I love you Twilight...not Sunset Shimmer..."
  267. >"I knew it, meh, you are nothing Flash...I'm leaving so you two can solve your differences."
  268. >Sunset leaves the cafeteria.
  269. >Twilight is so angry right now.
  270. >"I don't love you anymore Flash...I love Anon, unlike you, he's actually a good boyfriend."
  271. >"But...Twilight!"
  272. >You stand up.
  273. >She hugs you.
  274. "Sorry Flash, next time, you better stop being a dick."
  275. >...
  276. >"Fuck you Anon!"
  277. >He storms off the cafeteria.
  278. >Twilight slaps you.
  279. "Oww- what was that for?"
  280. >"That was for letting Sunset Shimmer kiss you!"
  281. >She crosses her arms.
  282. >Man, even when she's angry she's cute.
  283. "Sorry Twi...I didn't knew she would try to do something like that."
  284. >"..."
  285. "Let me repay you by taking you to museum!"
  286. >Her frown turns upside down.
  287. >http://i.imgur.com/PmjzNaz.png
  288. >"The museum?! Okay! I forgive you...but don't get near that Sunset Shimmer again or I'll be very mad at you..."
  289. "Deal...why would I get near that bitch anyway? You're perfect Twi..."
  290. >She blushes.
  291. >"Aww...Stop it..." She says as she twirls her hair with her finger.
  292. >She can't be this cute...damn, your heart will need some medications.
  293. "That museum has a new exhibit, when the school hours end we'll go and see it okay?"
  294. >"Okay!"
  295. >She hugs you and gives you a kiss.
  296.  
  297. >The rest of the day passes by.
  298. >Nothing out of place.
  299. >School hours come to an end and you meet Twilight in front of the school's statue.
  300. >"Let's go Anon!"
  301. >You grab her by the waist and start walking.
  302. >20 minutes later you arrive to the museum.
  303. >It's empty.
  304. >Pay for the admission.
  305. >And get in.
  306. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNVYDkYPWtQ
  307. >"Oooohhh...Ahhhhh...Woooow...."
  308. >You chuckle, watching her so happy brings joy to your heart.
  309. >"What's so funny Anon?"
  310. "It's nothing Twilight...I just find it cute that you love museums."
  311. >She gives you a smile.
  312. >Both of you go upstairs.
  313. >There's plenty of stuff discovered in old mines.
  314. >Fossils, Old Shields, and a huge ass diamond.
  315. >"That diamond...is so pretty..."
  316. >Girls.
  317. >She's still looking at it.
  318. >You snap your fingers.
  319. >"Wha-?"
  320. "Twi, you've been looking at that diamond for 5 minutes...let's keep going."
  321. >"Sorry Anon, it's just that...it's so pretty..."
  322. >Not again...
  323. >You grab her arm and drag her away from it.
  324. >30 minutes later.
  325. >You exit the museum.
  326. >"Thank you Anon...it was so nice of you to bring me here. We should do it more often."
  327. "Yeah, I guess, should I take you to your home?"
  328. >"Yep...let's go."
  329. >The way back to her home takes a lot of time.
  330. >Mainly because you stayed in the middle of the sidewalk kissing her for several minutes.
  331. >Finally at her home.
  332. >"Bye Anon..."
  333. >Her eyes close and her lips await for yours.
  334. >Suddenly, the door opens violently.
  335. >It's her big brother.
  336. >He punches you and grabs Twilight by the wrist.
  337. >"Shining?! What are you doing?!"
  338. >"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SISTER!"
  339. >They get in and he slams the door.
  340.  
  341. >Be Twilight Sparkle.
  342. >And it seems that your big brother has found your video.
  343. >"Our parents will come back in no time! You're in trouble Twily!"
  344. >Why did this have to happen?