- >Be Twilight Sparkle.
- >Next day.
- >You arrive to school holding hands with the man you love.
- >Anon.
- >Yesterday was a very special day.
- >You gave to him your virginity, and he gave you his.
- >The simplest thought of yesterday's events make your face go red.
- >You give Anon a quick peck on the cheek.
- >He responds by placing his arm over your shoulder and bringing you closer to him.
- >Your heart is beating so fast.
- >When you arrive to the main hall everyone greets you with disgusted looks and smirks.
- >And the boys give Anon thumbs up and pats on his back.
- >What's going on?!
- >...Oh no...
- >Could they know about what happened?
- >A couple of arms takes Anon and you into an empty classroom.
- >Your friends are the only ones in here.
- >"Oh...hey girls. What's-*Ooof*"
- >Rainbow Dash punched Anon in the stomach!
- "DASH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
- >Applejack kicks Anon in the face.
- "APPLEJACK! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!"
- >Rarity gives you a big hug.
- >"Darling are you okay? Did he hurt you?"
- "What are you talking about?!"
- >"Anon won't hurt you anymore darling..."
- >Rarity turns her head to Anon and says:
- >"You should be ashamed of yourself Anon! Taking advantage of a heartbroken girl only to have sex with her...You are nothing but a ruffian!"
- >Fluttershy adds:
- >"She's right...you...meanie? I'm sorry...I can't do this..."
- >Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes.
- >"This is how it's done Fluttershy..."
- >She clears her throat.
- >"YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU NEAR TWI AGAIN YOU HEAR?!"
- >Anon is confused.
- >You have to stop them.
- "GIRLS!"
- >Your friends look at you.
- "Why are you doing this?!"
- >Pinkie shows you a video.
- >"Because Anon is a big jerk Twilight, that's why!"
- >...
- >Someone recorded your actions!
- >You hear some voices.
- >"...Fucking stop!"
- >Was that...?
- >SNIPS!
- "AJ, DASH! APOLOGIZE TO ANON!"
- >"What? No way!"
- "Listen, it was my fault..."
- >"Huh?"
- "Yes...Anon had nothing to do with it...I was the one who wanted it..."
- >"But...the video..."
- "Guess who recorded it?"
- >They look at each other.
- "UGH...It was Snips and Snails! Sunset Shimmer must've ordered them to follow us!"
- >"But...Twah...Anon...you...Flash..."
- "I told you already! My fault! I was the one who started..."
- >"Heh...heh...sorry Anon." AJ apologizes.
- >Anon is so angry.
- >"Darling, Anon..."
- "Rarity...seriously...stop it."
- >You run to Anon and hug him.
- "Are you okay Anon?"
- >Kiss him.
- >He nods and stands up.
- >"I'm fine Twi..."
- >"...Nice punch Dash..."
- >She looks away embarassed.
- >"You know...next time, you should ask Twilight what happened BEFORE you beat someone up!"
- >"Sorry Anon...but..."
- >"BUT NOTHING! Why didn't you slap the shit out of Flash when he was being an asshole to Twilight? I don't need this crap...I'm leaving!"
- >Anon gives you a kiss.
- >"I'll see you at lunch Twi...you better deal with your BATSHIT INSANE friends, except you Flutters, you're kind of cool, I guess..."
- >A drop of blood leaves Anon's mouth.
- >"...Shit...What a good kick Applejack...Do you kick those fucking trees? Jesus."
- >Anon leaves.
- "GIRLS!"
- >They look away embarassed.
- >And all of them say:
- >"Sorry Twilight..."
- >You sigh.
- "It's fine girls...thank you for being concerned...but Anon is much different than Flash...trust me on this one..."
- >"Darling...can I ask you a question?"
- "Of course Rarity."
- >"How did Anon do?"
- "WHAT?!"
- >"Was he big?! Did he do it slow? Or fast? Or slow and fast?" Pinkie asks.
- >"Umm...did you enjoy it?" Fluttershy adds.
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AlCdvfhuAs
- >Be Twilight Sparkle.
- >It's only the second period and you are getting pervy looks from the guys and girls are talking behind your back.
- >Ugh.
- >"OMG Twilight, you actually had sex with Anon? Anon of all people?!"
- "..."
- >"Yeah, he must've taken the opportunity after what happened with Flash."
- >"Hahaha...Yeah, what an asshole..."
- >You can't take this anymore.
- >Be Anon.
- >Lunch time.
- >You are having lunch with your girlfriend.
- >She told you how she's hurt and embarassed.
- >Most of her classmates make fun of her.
- >You aren't in a good position either.
- >When Flash found out about you having sex with Twilight he raged and stormed off the classroom.
- >For a moment you thought he was going to kick your ass for managing to do what the couldn't.
- >You gave yourself a pat on the back.
- >Suck it Flash.
- >Twilight looks at you and grabs your hands.
- >"...So, could you teach Snips a lesson Anon? For me?"
- "...Sure Twilight."
- >"Don't fight with him, just manage to get some information from him."
- "What for? Don't you want me to kick his ass?"
- >"No! You are a very smart guy Anon, I know you'll be able to make him sing like a canary."
- "Thanks Twi...Oh look, Snips left the cafeteria. I better follow him."
- >"Don't use violence Anon..."
- >You stand up and leave the cafeteria.
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jXAWb1FqcU
- >Follow that fucking midget.
- >Your plan is simple.
- >Follow him, and when he's alone you can make your move.
- >He keeps walking, stops, grabs some books from his locker and gets into an empty classroom.
- >Oh, he didn't close his locker.
- >Bingo.
- >Search his stuff.
- >...
- >HOLY SHIT!
- >You found a very compromising photo.
- >It's Sunset Shimmer taking a shower.
- >You smirk.
- >Take another look at the locker.
- >...
- >It's not only a photo, it's an album full of creep shots featuring Sunset Shimmer.
- >...
- >Not now boner.
- >This can be useful.
- >Enter the classroom.
- >"...What do you want Anon?"
- "Hey dude, I wanted to talk with you."
- >"Huh, about what?"
- "You know exactly what I want to talk about..."
- >"Everyone must hate you, taking advantage of the nerdy girl..."
- >You laugh...
- >"What's so funny?"
- >You show him the album.
- >"Dude...please don't..."
- "Why not? Ooohhh don't tell me you have the hots for your boss..."
- >"Please don't say anything dude, if she finds out about this...she'll kill me!"
- "Who said I was going to tell her?"
- >He lets out a sigh in relief.
- >"Thanks dude I owe you..."
- "I'm thinking about showing the photos to all the students in Canterlot High!"
- >"AAAHHH! NO PLEASE!"
- >He gets on his knees and grabs your legs.
- >"Please dude...I'm begging you..."
- "Get the hell off me!"
- >He stops.
- "Look, I wanted to know why Sunset ordered you to creep on us."
- >He sighs.
- >"Fine...it's just that simple...she's jealous of Twilight."
- "Jealous?"
- >"Yeah...since Flash is hanging out with her he doesn't seem to be happy at all, in fact, he desires to be with Twilight again.?
- "But...why attack Twilight?"
- >"Well, after Flash saw the video he knew that he had lost to you...Sunset made sure of killing two birds with a stone, by ruining Twilight's reputation, and Flash angry at both of you...You better watch out. If he sees you today, you die..."
- "Pffft..As if I was scared of that blue haired punk..."
- >"Yeah alright, can you give me the photo album please?"
- "Alright just because you asked nice...OH SHIT! SUNSET SHIMMER!"
- >He turns his head, sweating bullets.
- >"WHERE?!"
- >Run out of the classroom with the album in your hands.
- >"She's not...ANOOOON!!!"
- >Hehehe piece of cake.
- >Return to the cafeteria.
- >Twilight greets you.
- >"Oh? Back already?"
- >You show her the album.
- >"What's this?"
- >...
- >She blushes, but also gives you an angry look.
- >"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"
- >Oh shit.
- "It's Snips' album, not mine!"
- >"Snips'?"
- >She laughs.
- >"What a pervert...Sunset will be very angry towards him..."
- "What do you say if we have our revenge?"
- >"How?"
- "HEY GUYS! WANT TO HAVE SOME PHOTOS OF SUNSET SHIMMER? A DOLLAR EACH!"
- >"Anon?!"
- >"Sunset Shimmer?"
- >"I think he said Sunset Shimmer?"
- >"Awesome!"
- >"Fucking Sunset Shimmer? No way!"
- >An horde of horny teens come to your table.
- >You show them the album.
- >"HOLY SHIT! GIVE ME 5!"
- >"I'LL HAVE 3!"
- >A rich kid hands you 100 bucks.
- >"I'll have the whole album, keep the change!"
- >You accept the money.
- >That'll teach Snips not to mess with you.
- >And you are now $108 dollars richer.
- >[Jewing intensifies]
- >Snips bursts through the cafeteria's doors.
- >"Anon!"
- >Oh shit.
- "Hey guys, look, it's the artist!"
- >"What?!"
- >The girls look at him disgusted.
- >The guys give him thumbs up.
- >Sunset Shimmer and Flash Sentry enter the cafeteria.
- >The guys start laughing.
- >"What's so funny?!" Sunset asks.
- >"Man...I knew you were a hottie Sunset, and this confirms it!"
- >She snatches the photo.
- >"Hey...that's mine!"
- >She looks at the photo.
- >"..."
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU-CRw0oSEg
- >"WHO?"
- >All the students point to Snips.
- >"Sunset! I can explain..."
- >"YOU...YOU..."
- >"I kept it in my locker! Anon somehow obtained it! Please! Have mercy!"
- >Snips is so scared.
- >"ANON?"
- >SHIT!!!
- >"I'll deal with you in another time Snips..."
- >She looks at you.
- >And approaches slowly.
- >Her fists are closed.
- >Oh man...
- >Why the fuck did you do that?
- >This is the end for you.
- >...
- >"Nicely done Anon..."
- "Huh?"
- >"You stopped being a pussy...unlike Flash."
- >Flash is clearly upset.
- >"Not only you managed to bang 'his' Twilight. You got your revenge...I have to admit...you have big balls..."
- >She looks at Flash.
- >"Sorry Flash...I think this won't work out...I don't want to see you again...I prefer real men, like Anon here."
- >She gives you a kiss.
- >"HEY!" Twilight shouts. "What do you think you are doing?!"
- >...
- >"Anon...you piece of shit!" Flash says.
- >Oh God.
- "Flash...calm down..."
- >"Shut up!"
- >Flash pushes you and you fall on the floor.
- >Then he raises his sneaker.
- >Oh crap. He's going to...
- >"Flash! Leave him alone!" Twilight intervenes.
- >"Be quiet you slut! I only wanted to apologize, and the first thing you do is have sex with this fucking asshole!"
- >Sunset Shimmer smirks.
- >"I made my mistakes, and you weren't able to forgive me...I love you Twilight...not Sunset Shimmer..."
- >"I knew it, meh, you are nothing Flash...I'm leaving so you two can solve your differences."
- >Sunset leaves the cafeteria.
- >Twilight is so angry right now.
- >"I don't love you anymore Flash...I love Anon, unlike you, he's actually a good boyfriend."
- >"But...Twilight!"
- >You stand up.
- >She hugs you.
- "Sorry Flash, next time, you better stop being a dick."
- >...
- >"Fuck you Anon!"
- >He storms off the cafeteria.
- >Twilight slaps you.
- "Oww- what was that for?"
- >"That was for letting Sunset Shimmer kiss you!"
- >She crosses her arms.
- >Man, even when she's angry she's cute.
- "Sorry Twi...I didn't knew she would try to do something like that."
- >"..."
- "Let me repay you by taking you to museum!"
- >Her frown turns upside down.
- >http://i.imgur.com/PmjzNaz.png
- >"The museum?! Okay! I forgive you...but don't get near that Sunset Shimmer again or I'll be very mad at you..."
- "Deal...why would I get near that bitch anyway? You're perfect Twi..."
- >She blushes.
- >"Aww...Stop it..." She says as she twirls her hair with her finger.
- >She can't be this cute...damn, your heart will need some medications.
- "That museum has a new exhibit, when the school hours end we'll go and see it okay?"
- >"Okay!"
- >She hugs you and gives you a kiss.
- >The rest of the day passes by.
- >Nothing out of place.
- >School hours come to an end and you meet Twilight in front of the school's statue.
- >"Let's go Anon!"
- >You grab her by the waist and start walking.
- >20 minutes later you arrive to the museum.
- >It's empty.
- >Pay for the admission.
- >And get in.
- >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNVYDkYPWtQ
- >"Oooohhh...Ahhhhh...Woooow...."
- >You chuckle, watching her so happy brings joy to your heart.
- >"What's so funny Anon?"
- "It's nothing Twilight...I just find it cute that you love museums."
- >She gives you a smile.
- >Both of you go upstairs.
- >There's plenty of stuff discovered in old mines.
- >Fossils, Old Shields, and a huge ass diamond.
- >"That diamond...is so pretty..."
- >Girls.
- >She's still looking at it.
- >You snap your fingers.
- >"Wha-?"
- "Twi, you've been looking at that diamond for 5 minutes...let's keep going."
- >"Sorry Anon, it's just that...it's so pretty..."
- >Not again...
- >You grab her arm and drag her away from it.
- >30 minutes later.
- >You exit the museum.
- >"Thank you Anon...it was so nice of you to bring me here. We should do it more often."
- "Yeah, I guess, should I take you to your home?"
- >"Yep...let's go."
- >The way back to her home takes a lot of time.
- >Mainly because you stayed in the middle of the sidewalk kissing her for several minutes.
- >Finally at her home.
- >"Bye Anon..."
- >Her eyes close and her lips await for yours.
- >Suddenly, the door opens violently.
- >It's her big brother.
- >He punches you and grabs Twilight by the wrist.
- >"Shining?! What are you doing?!"
- >"STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SISTER!"
- >They get in and he slams the door.
- >Be Twilight Sparkle.
- >And it seems that your big brother has found your video.
- >"Our parents will come back in no time! You're in trouble Twily!"
- >Why did this have to happen?

