Anal Adventures With Dash (clop)

>Day Anal in Equestria

>Today is the day

>Rainbow Dash still owes you one hundred bits, and you know she's too broke to pay.

>But you're going to make her an offer she can't refuse.

>The two of you have been casual sex buddies for a while now, but she has never been big on the kinky side of things.

>You head to your night stand and make sure everything is ready.

>Lube? Check.

>Condoms? Check. Don't want to get horse shit all over your dick.

>Viagra? Not proud but check.

>Everything was ready for the launch of your rocket to Uranus.

>Heranus.

>But that ruins the joke. Oh god damn it whatever.

>Dash said she'd come by this afternoon to pick up some things she left here, so you sit on your couch reading the book "Anal 101".

>When Dash comes over you'll casually let it lying around, so she gets the hint.

 

>You can hear a knock on your door.

>You stand up and open the door.

>Dash comes in, greeting you with a "Hyia Anon!"

"Hi Dash. Here to grab your stuff?"

>"Yup. Won't take long."

>Somehow, you have to ease her into your offer. This'll be hard.

"Hey Dash, about those bits you owe me..."

>Rainbow Dash was about to leave the room, but now turns around, with a hoof scratching the back of her head.

>"Ooooh, yeeaaah, that, uh... I'll pay you back by Monday, is that okay?"

>You let out an exaggerated sigh.

"That's what you said last week."

>"Yeah but now I mean it!" she says

"Let me make you an offer." you say.

>You point towards the kitchen.

"Want a drink?"

>Dash nods.

>You grab two bottles of beer from the fridge.

 

>You open both beers and hand one to Dash,

>"So about that offer you mentioned?" she wants you to elaborate, eager to get rid of her debt.

>Now is the time to strike.

>You take a swig from your beer and breathe in.

"Remember when I wanted to do that thing and you didn't want to do it so I was all sad ?"

>"Wait, which thing?" she asks.

>You groan.

>Does she have to make this hard?

"You know, the 'thing'." you elaborate.

>Dash still looks at you confused.

"buttstuff" you mutter under your breath.

>"Sorry Anon, couldn't quite catch that. Louder?"

"anal" you say, a bit louder.

>"Still can't hear ya."

>You take a deep breath.

"I WANT TO PUT IT IN YOUR ASS" you yell.

>Dash stands there, with a shocked expression.

>Her face soon goes from shock to laughter, and she rolls on the floor gasping from air she's laughing so hard.

>You just stand there, unamused expression etched into your face.

>After she's calmed down a bit, she looks at you.

>"W-Wait, you're serious, aren't you?"

"Yep."

>More laughter.

>"Oooohkay. No way. Why would you think I'd do that?"

>You shrug.

"I don't know, maybe because you owe me one hundred bits and want to get rid of your debt somehow with minimal effort?"

>Dash looks at you inquisitively.

>"Anon, how is me taking it up the pooper minimal effort?"

"Don't be like that, Dash. Everyone knows you'd rather take it up the ass than do an honest day's work."

>Dash scratches her chin thoughtfully.

>"You have a point there."

>She remains silent for a while, thinking about your offer.

>"You promise to be gentle?"

>FUCK YES!

"Why, is little Dashie afraid of getting huwt?" you mock her.

>"Hey, do you want to stick your sausage into my sausage dispenser or not?"

"Fine, yes. I'll be gentle."

>"What are you waiting for, then?"

>She takes you by the hand and leads you to the bedroom.

 

>You playfully throw her onto the bed.

>"W-What are we gonna do on the bed, Anon?" Dash says, in an innocent voice, a grin all over her face.

>No time for lame jokes.

"Well for starters, I'll explore your rectal cavity with my dick." you reply.

>"Wow, A+ dirty talk right there, buddy" Dash remarks sarcastically.

"My dick is the one who does the talking. But it can't do that when it's covered by all these clothes."

>Dash smirks, and pulls off your belt.

>You undo your zip, and Dash pulls down your pants with your boxers.

>Meanwhile, you pull off your shirt and take off your socks.

"Don't you want to say hell to Mr. dick? He was excited all day to meet you."

>Dash groans and leans forward, putting your half-errect meatwhip in her mouth.

>You grap her mane with your right hand, and push your hips against her, thrusting your dick deeper into her mouth.

>She spits it out.

>"Woah there, cowboy. Not too fast."

>You grab her flank and play with two thingers around her vagina and butthole, prompting her to go at it again.

>Some sucking later, your dick resembled a diamond chisel.

>You grab Dash by the tail and move her so her ass was facing you.

>Slowly, you begin teasing her pussy with your tongue, moving up to her butthole from time to time.

>You are reassured by the small moans coming from her.

>You open the night stand to get the condoms and the lube, putting on the former and applying the latter generously to your member and Dash's candy butthole.

>"Remember, Anon, be gentle."

>You reassure her with a kiss on her neck as you position your dick behind her.

 

>Maybe you should've done some finger foreplay first, but now it's too late.

>You just hope Dash can take it.

>Slow and carefully, you push your tip into her ass.

>Dash gasps and arches her back downwards, moving her ass away from you.

"Hey, relax." you say, stroking the fur on her lower back gently.

>"W-Well you're not the one getting something shoved up your pooper." she complains with a trembling voice.

>Instead of trying to shove your dick in, you try just the fingers first.

>Your index finger slides in easily, so you carefully put your middle finger in as well.

>Dash moans as you start moving the fingers in and out.

"You like that, don't you?"

>Dash shudders from pleasure.

>"C-Cant say I'm hating it."

>Now with her being better prepared, you try to stick your tower to babel in again.

>The universal language of small thrusts soon begins to pleasure the both of you.

>Your pelvic thrusts start to grow stronger, and you grab both of her wings, pulling her towards you as you thrust in.

>The air soon is filled with the sound of your balls smacking against her backside.

>This goes on for some time, until you are close to reaching climax.

>Without a second thought, you cum inside [spoiler]your condom[/spoiler].

>You and her both lie next to each other, breathing heavily.

>"You know, I kind of enjoyed that." Dash says.

"I could tell."

>"So, my debt is gone now?"

"Oh yeah, that. Sure."

>Rainbow Dash gives you a small kiss.

>"Thanks, Anon."

 

The end, you fucking disgusting human beings.