Title:           >tfw le egloo two
Author:          Kouth
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/b06zNwAg
First Edit:      Tuesday 9th of August 2016 07:30:59 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 9th of August 2016 07:31:33 AM CDT

>tfw la egloo
 
>tfw you just fixed up your toyoto wrangler for the 2nd time ever and then had a beer followed by a good ol' vape then dipped into mumble and 26 more beers and 2 bong rips and breaks a bong for the 36th time then smokes a cigarette for the first time ever and changes life views then dumps $3000 of vape juice down the bathtub beef-oil drain and chain smokes for 30 minutes then die
 
>tfw wake up and drive off in new tobacco-powered german auvtomobile
 
P.S.
>i identify as a racially white british canadian i just paid $300 to 23andme the other day to have it tell me my great grand parents are from england because I can't trust those crafty crypto-globalists