- >Walk into class
- >see Crescent, LF, Octiguy, Heartman, etc.
- >mfw bros have best classes
- >Ask Crescent where Deadpool is?
- "I dunno man... In our hearts, I guess"
- >whatever. You're sure he'll be back
- >door to class opens
- >watch as that faggot Anon struts in
- A. Kill that guy
- B. ask to borrow some of his swag
- C. Text Luna (yeah. Kiyo's got her number)
- D. Listen to Dr. D
- text Lyra (Hey): no response
- text Luna (Hang out later): maybe after I finish this proj
- >That's cool. Bitches be on me like [spoiler]Anon in Canter U[/spoiler]
- >Turn to your usual gang of idiots
- >Itstime.jpg
- >Walk to to Anon
- >Punch him in the stomach
- >Helios and Rarifag break through the window, elbows him in the chin
- >we all spit on him as we moonwalk out of Dr. D's class
- Later...
- >Go back to class to check the grades
- >mfw I got an A
- >awesome
- >familiar buzzing from your pocket
- >This time not from your girlfriends second drawer
- Luna: Hey, come to the lab, get food after?
- >sure babe. all the time in the world
- A. meet Luna
- B. Check on Anon in the infirmary
- >inb4 getting "treatment" from Redheart
- C. Text others
- >more vibrations from down there
- >you check yer phone AGAIN
- Luna: you wouldn't mind if my sister came, would you?
- >only if I can bring a few friends
- >friends confirmed
- Mellow: Where have you been?
- >Umm, enjoying my first day at CU...
- >this is why we don't talk to him anyways
- [spoiler]we love you mellow[/spoiler]
- >You look outside into the other dorm building
- >A, B... Who the fuck cares
- >You see... Anon[spoiler]?![/spoiler] chatting with two chicks
- >That lucky bastard
- >has fast healing abilitie- wait
- >where's Deadpool been...
- >Another vibe shakes you out of your thoughts
- Luna (you coming soon?): Yeah. just give a sec. see ya
- A. Get Crescent first
- B. Get Helios first
- C. Visit Anon in non-canon land
- >You pack up yer shit and get moving
- >Meet up with Helios
- >So... hanging out with Luna... MAYBE Sunbutt will be there
- "Really? Can I come with?"
- >Sure. why not
- >sharing is caring
- >I learned that through [spoiler]AIDS[/spoiler]
- >Both of you walk out of the dorms
- >Helios spots Crescent chilling in the common room
- [spoiler]Whatever the fuck it's called. I'm a senior in high school. forgive me[/spoiler]
- >Crescent spots you, jumps from his spot, and runs straight to you
- "I hear you're hanging with Luna"
- >y-yes?
- "Can I come"
- >Eager beaver over here
- >Sure. Wynaut [spoiler]is my least favorite pokemon[/spoiler]
- >We all go skipping merrily
- >I turn back to see men with coconuts following us
- >'s cool
- >vibes again
- >No black people in sight, so must be the phone
- Luna (What're we getting to eat?)
- A. Italian
- B. Dining Hall
- C. Going out to some club or something
- >inb4 THE BOX
- D. invade Anon's dorm
- >Sorry Luna. Something came up. gonna be late
- >You text this as Helios and Crescent drag your sorry ass up the stairs to the A/b/c Dorm building
- >Why did you invite them again?
- >The three of you walk to a familiar room
- "Hey Kiyo, it's Anon's room"
- >Yeah, so?
- "Let's get him!"
- >Why bother? He's an ok guy. Def can take a punch to the gut
- >For some reason, you hear voices in your head
- >they chant "D" over and over
- >You know what you must do
- >Navy seal callsigns at the ready, you have Helios kick the door down
- >Hail to the king, baby
- >see Anon arguing with Twilight
- >They turn to you in utter astonishment
- >Shining Armor runs towards you, but Crescent punches him in the facem knocking him down
- >so much for that armor
- >You stare at Anon
- >You grab him by the shirt
- >You whisper in his ear
- >Go get Femmy back
- >Wait, who's Femmy?
- >nvm, you and your friends walk out and head towards the science labs
- >You have Helios grab his car and wait for us out front
- >You see Luna standing outside with Tia
- >seems a tad upset
- >Sorry we're late, had to console a friend
- >console
- >PC master Race
- "It's ok Kiyo. Glad to see you made it at least"
- >no problem
- >We all climb into the car and head on out
- A. Italian
- B. Greek
- C. Club
- D. Applejacks farm for a home cooked meal
- >Somewhere in your head, you hear Anon apologizing
- >tears well up in your eyes
- >neverthoughtyoudseetheday.gif
- "Let's go clubbing!" says another background character
- >wynaut.jpg
- >Helios gets the car up to 88
- >Walk up in the club
- >What up, we got some big cocks
- >Nah, we done with that ref
- "Oh, Kiyo, I forgot my wallet. Spot me?"
- >Celestia, pay for your own damn food
- >I ain't paying no alimony
- >mfw i'm black/native [spoiler]yet handsome[/spoiler]
- "I gotcha, Sunny"
- >Helios with the save
- "My, what a gentleman"
- >We get a booth-table-phonebooth conglomeration
- >You watch as Helios tries dancing
- >TOP ten reasons to laugh just got a new addition
- >Tia laugh, then joins him
- >Crescent disappeared somewhere
- >Probably could find him if McCarthy decided to explore background characters
- "What?"
- >Nothing Luna
- A. Make a move
- B. Dance like it's Saturday Night
- C. Ask about FTL proj (requires triforce of power, dubs, or Helios/lapple [spoiler]forgot who was writing it[/spoiler] not being lazy
- >I decide to to take it to the next level
- "what's that Kiyo?"
- >TO THE MOOOOOOON
- [spoiler]Skaijo is my hero[/spoiler]
- >You nod to the Dj
- >Vinyl, is that you?
- >nah, not important
- >She changes the song with a flash
- >beegees playing
- >feelsgoodman
- >You look at Luna, and wink
- >everyone moves around the floor
- >decide to walk the dinosaur
- >You remember everything your mentor taught you on the streets of East Village
- >You summon the fluidity of Michael Jackson, the classical training of Gene Kelly, the obviously choreographed moves of John Travolta
- >feelsepic.gif
- >you finish off with a split
- >people gasp in awe
- >you're surprised that a hole didn't appear between yer legs
- >a slow song starts
- >Luna's looking lonely over there, with her cheese fries and... cheese fries
- A. Dance with Luna
- B. Dance with Tia
- C. Dance with background chick for jelly
- D. Wank in the bathroom
- >You walk towards Luna
- >you get closer
- >she looks at you with expectant eyes, eyes so startlingly blue and deep
- >and you grab another chick from the side
- "oh! um, hey!", she says, brushing her blue hair back
- >So, who are you again?
- "I'm Sea Swirl. We have Bio together...?
- >yeah, sure
- >you should really try to keep background ponies in mind
- >You hold her in her arms
- >she's kinda cute
- >You look back at Luna, hoping your plan is working
- >It's not. Crescent got to her
- >At least you can have fun with Whirl Pool for a while
- >You laugh a bit at Helios and Tia
- >TOP ten funniest things just got another addition
- A. Drop Sea Swirl
- B. Have her MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOOOOOOUUUU
- C. Go to Luna. she's the one
- D. Run out of the club for no apparent reason (dubs confirms)
- >To bad you ain't a virgin no more
- >you were looking foward to singing the song mid-coitus
- >The song picks up
- >Vinyl's got your back
- >Swirly starts grinding on you
- >You can tell she's had a few
- >mfw not complaining
- >You decide to go the extra mile
- >You start lock in on your internal West Side Story skills
- >when you're a jet you're a jet
- >You can feel something going on
- >You turned yer phone off, so yer getting some good vibrations
- [spoiler]are any of these refs good?[/spoiler]
- >Pretty sure she's feeling it too
- >You look at her, and she nods half-consciously
- >thisgonbegud.gif
- >She takes your hand and walks out of the club with you
- >Last thing you see is Luna getting up to dance with Crescent
- >Doesn't even faze ya
- >right?
- A. Have sex in the car
- B. enjoy coitus in a nearby forest-area-thingy
- C. Go back to Luna
- D. wank by yourself
- >She takes you out behind the club
- >a forest appears out of nowhere
- >Find a nice secluded spot
- >the last six gave ya splinters
- >Swirly goes in for the kill first
- >tongue, saliva, she's got everything
- >she breaks away for a minute to catch her breath
- "Y'know, I always thought you were kinda cute"
- >Mfw feelings always come into play
- >She's pretty cute too
- >she giggles, which for some reason turns you on more
- >she kisses you again
- "want more?"
- >ohyes.jpg
- >She takes off her shirt
- >sports bra's for the win
- >You try to grab them, but Swirly pulls away
- "I think you're gonna want to feel the girls all out, Kiy"
- >the girls. back at 60%
- >She starts wearing less and less as she moves down on you
- >Up to 100%
- >She starts sucking on your rod, the head, the nuts, everything in between
- >110%
- >You turn her around for a taste of her
- >she shivers as your tongue enters her
- "Ohh yeah. Just like that baby"
- >You start exploring with her tongue
- >must be doing something right. Swirly starts sucking even faster
- >You feel close, so you tell her
- >she stops sucking you for a minute, and instead switchs to your mouth
- "I want you inside"
- >You couldn't think of anywhere else you'd rather be
- >She starts rubbing your dick on her pussy, getting it ready to enter
- A. Finger her ass
- B. change positions (request)
- >She finally slides it in, whimpering a little as her pussy adjusts to it's new lodger
- >She's tight and warm, just the way you like it
- >She takes it slow, trying to adjust to your size
- >You bring her closer as she straddles your cock, kissing her and playing with her boobs in an effort to make her go faster
- >It works
- >she starts moaning louder as she moves her hips faster
- >You turn Sea Swirl around and start working as a missionary
- >She gets a little tighter, sending waves of pleasure along your cock
- >You lift her up slightly, getting her back on top so you can rest for a bit
- "Ohhh yes! I've wanted this for so long!"
- >Well, someone has a crush
- >you'll consider it
- >in the meantime, you grab her ass and start fingering her other hole
- >Sea Swirl stops for a minute, then starts going even faster on your cock
- "Yes! Finger my ass!"
- >She's practically screaming right now
- "Baby, faster! I'm-I'm gonna cum soon!"
- >You feel your member starting to swell as she gets even tighter
- >You kiss her passionately as you both cum simultaneously, your cum filling her up with warmth
- >Sea Swirl slowly gathers her breath and climbs off you, cum dripping off her pussy
- >She cuddles into your sweaty body, getting closer and kissing your cheek
- "Thanks. I needed that."
- >You concur
- (1/2)
- >You both put your clothes back on and start the walk of fame together
- >You turn and notice a page attached to a nearby tree
- >wtf.jpg
- >It says can't run
- >well, whatever. not my problem
- >must have spooked Swirly a little bit, since she cuddles into you a little more
- >feelsgoodman.win
- >You get back to the club, and Sea Swirl sees her friends waiting outside for her
- "Thanks again Kiyo"
- >She hands you a slip of paper
- >When'd she have time to get paper?
- "Here. Just in case you wanna hang out sometime"
- >She kisses your check again as she runs off to meet her friends
- >alone again
- >You look up into the sky
- >You start thinking about stuff a little more intensely now
- >especially after looking at the moon
- >for some reason, it reminds you of Luna
- >what to do, eh?
- (2/2)
- End Day 1
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