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CanterU: Day 4+ Thursday

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  1. Welcome to CanterU: Die Hard Anonther Day+ Edition!
  2.  
  3. The Story So Far: http://pastebin.com/u/Kiyo3
  4. Yesterday with posts: http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/13617877#p13617877
  5.  
  6. >>Day starts like any other. Shit, shower, shave, shlep.
  7. >You toss on your v-neck and jeans (that you paid a shitload of money for) and sling your bag around your back.
  8. >Spike's sleeping in... musta been Leaguing too long.
  9. >At least he's at getting sleep.
  10. >As for you, you'd better get up.
  11. >Thursday classes are actually important.
  12. >Somehow.
  13. >What time do they start again?
  14. >10:00
  15. >And now...
  16. >9:30
  17.  
  18. A. Food
  19. B. Class
  20. C. Skip (it's only science)
  21.  
  22. >You'd better get on over to physics.
  23. >You might decide to change majors at some point.
  24. >So it might help to go today.
  25. >You leave Spike and his dreams of Bronze IV.
  26. >You pass the dining hall on your way to the science building.
  27. >Your stomach grumbles accordingly, but you push on.
  28. "Hey Anon! Wait up!"
  29. >You turn to see Twilight running behind you, not carrying her usual encyclopedia or something.
  30. >Hey Twi.
  31. "Hey Anon. Sorry for being snippy yesterday."
  32. >Snippy?
  33. >yfw she uses snippy in sentences.
  34. >It's okay though.
  35. >You got the vibe that she was being sort of... protective?
  36. >She blushes a bit and looks down.
  37. "No, but, Celestia... She's just amazing."
  38. >She shuffles her feet a bit.
  39. "She so smart and popular... Not to mention beautiful..."
  40. >You didn't know a face could go so many shades of red.
  41. >Someone have a girl crush?
  42. >She moves away from you, obviously shocked by your question.
  43. "Anon! I... No!"
  44. >Sure, sure.
  45. >You two chat a little more as you reach the building.
  46. >By the time you're inside the class, you're sure of two things.
  47. >Twilight definitely has a crush on Celestia.
  48. >And that she's uber-dependent.
  49. >Definitely not your type.
  50. >The two of you take your seats and start listening to Prof. Neigh's lecture on particles.
  51. >Why'd you take this class again?
  52. >Oh yeah... it was required....
  53. >Damn.
  54.  
  55. ...
  56.  
  57. "Wasn't that amazing? I never knew that physics was so important."
  58. >She didn't know that?
  59. "Ok, I did. But it's always good to know that what you teach yourself is right, you know?"
  60. >...
  61. >Sure.
  62. >The time is 11:30
  63. >You have a lot of free time before your next class.
  64. >Like, 2 an' a half hours.
  65.  
  66. A. Twilight
  67. B. Food
  68. C. Dorm
  69.  
  70. >Your stomach rumbles again.
  71. >This time, it shall not be ignored.
  72. >You head off in the general direction of the dining hall.
  73. "Anon? Where are you going?"
  74. >Food, girl.
  75. >It's always been about food.
  76. "I'm free for a bit. Mind if I come too?"
  77. >Wynaut?
  78. >The two of you make the journey to long lines and crowded lunch tables.
  79. >You find a table that's empty enough for the both of you.
  80. >In between sips of your iced tea, you chat with her.
  81. >How does she like CU?
  82. "I love it here. The classes are amazing, and the professors are so good! And the grad students actually help out!"
  83. >Like Tia?
  84. "Don't call her th-"
  85. >She blushes hard.
  86. "Yes, CELEStia is helpful too."
  87. >yfw girl crushes.
  88. >Anything else she likes about it?
  89. "Well, I haven't seen much outside of here, the dorms, and the classrooms. I don't think you know this, but..."
  90. >She leans in close...
  91. "I'm not really a... social butterfly..."
  92. >WHAT?
  93. >Who'da guessed that?!
  94. >Despite the obvious, she's an okay kid.
  95. "I've always been like that. Ever since I was a kid, I just had to read everything I could. Reading is so amazing! Sure, it cost me a few friends, but... knowledge is worth it, right?"
  96. >Sure, sure.
  97. >Despite her nerdgasming ways, she's tolerable.
  98. >And actually friendly.
  99. >That's nice.
  100. >While she goes on, you notice Applejack enter the dining hall alone.
  101.  
  102. A. Invite over
  103. B. Stay with Twi
  104.  
  105. >You wave Applejack over.
  106. >She seems kind of lost, with no one to help her out.
  107. >Luckily you're there for her.
  108. >You greet her warmly as she sits down.
  109. >Twilight is sort of... apprehensive.
  110. >Too bad she has no book to hide under now.
  111. "Hi ya'll. Watcha up to?"
  112. >You and Twilight here just came back from Physics.
  113. "Well, it's mighty fine to met ya, Twilight. Ah'm Applejack."
  114. "Nice meeting you too."
  115. >Probably put off by Twilight's training Spaghetti, Applejack turns back to you.
  116. "Wait... ain't you a humanities majer or somethin'?"
  117. >They made you take the course anyway.
  118. >Might want to switch over at some point.
  119. [spoiler]like I'd let you do that[/spoiler]
  120. "That's sorta like how they're makin' me take more politics over the extra bio courses ah wanted..."
  121. >Twilight's eyes light up.
  122. "You take bio?"
  123. "Sure ah do. Ah need it for mah AS major."
  124. "AS? How is that? I've never farmed before. Is it interesting?"
  125. >Applejack is sorta taken aback by Twilight's sudden enthusiasm.
  126. >Frankly, so are you.
  127. >She starts probing Applejack with questions about AS and her farm back home.
  128. >It's interesting, but not exactly your cup of tea.
  129. >But a nice side effect is that, as you watch them, they slowly start becoming friends.
  130. >Eventually, the lunch rush ends, and you watch the two of them exchange numbers and laughs as they start packing up.
  131. >yfw you still don't have Twilight's digits.
  132. >The three of you head towards the lobby...
  133.  
  134. A. Applejack
  135. B. Twilight
  136. C. "hoof" it alone
  137.  
  138. >You say goodbye and leave those two to their own devices.
  139. >At least you don't have to hear Twilight's unending Q&Applejack anymore.
  140. >You check your watch.
  141. >1:50.
  142. >Better go to class.
  143. >You missed lab once before, and that couldn't be good.
  144.  
  145. A. Lab
  146. B. Dorm
  147. C. Goof off
  148.  
  149. >Wynaut.
  150. >You head into class and find your seat.
  151. >Soon after, Twilight's through the door, looking a little winded.
  152. >Bitch shoulda watched her time.
  153. >Your lab partners for the day are Twilight, and two Asian freshmen, fresh off the assembly line.
  154. >yfw they look as cloned as ever.
  155. [spoiler]Ok, i'm done[/spoiler]
  156. >Twilight seems to get along with them fine.
  157. >You just hang back and try to look cool with your lab sheets and goggles.
  158. >Macklemore could eat his heart out.
  159. >You watch as they measure magnets and other phenomena and answer questions like, "How do they work?"
  160. >Eventually, Twilight and the Charlies finish the lab.
  161. [spoiler]last one. I promise[/spoiler]
  162. "That was fun! Much better than Tuesday's."
  163. >The Asians nod mechanically in her direction.
  164. >She smiles and turns to you.
  165. "What'd you think, Anon?"
  166. >You thought it was a great way to waste an hour.
  167. >She giggles while trying to remain stern.
  168. "Anon! Class is important."
  169. >Sure, sure...
  170. >She sighs.
  171. "I wish you'd take it more seriously..."
  172. >What your famiry doesn't know won't kill them.
  173. >You and your new... science crew... head out of the lab and head towards the lobby.
  174. >You've got one last class before the day is officially yours.
  175.  
  176. A. Psych
  177. B. Skip
  178.  
  179. Phone available (1)
  180.  
  181. >Prof. Discord seems like a cool enough guy.
  182. >He probably wouldn't mind you skipping out.
  183. >Neither would Pinkie Pie.
  184. >Who is currently running behind you.
  185. "HiyaNonnyGottagoelseI'llbelatetalktoyoulaterok?"
  186. >You say ok to the whizzing, pink blur that is Ponka.
  187. >What a crazy girl.
  188. >Well, the only thing left for you to do is go hang out at the dorms.
  189. >Because that's all you have to go to for now.
  190. >You pull out your phone as you walk.
  191. >Gotta maintain those friendships.
  192. >Who to text...
  193. >You got it.
  194. Derpy (How're you feeling?): I'm feeling much better. Thanks to you ^_^
  195. >It was not trouble.
  196. >She was a friend in need, that's all.
  197. Derpy: That's what makes you special Anon. Always remember that ^_^
  198. >Is it weird if a text message makes you blush?
  199. >You reach your dorm and find Spike texting.
  200. >That's a first.
  201. >What's he been up to?
  202. "Oh, hey Anon! I've just been, uh..."
  203. >Well?
  204. "I've been texting Rarity."
  205. >This nigga.
  206. >Good for him.
  207. "She wanted me to help her with some dresses or something."
  208. >Well, it's a start.
  209.  
  210. A. Spike
  211. B. Vidya
  212. C. Sleep
  213.  
  214. >Would he mind if you say the conversation?
  215. "Uh... I don't know Anon. It's private..."
  216. >Come on Spike...
  217. >He can trust you.
  218. "Well, ok Anon. But only you."
  219. >You start reading his conversation from the start.
  220. >Rarity seems a little... flirtatious...
  221. >More so than usual.
  222. >And you barely talk to her as is.
  223. >Any guy in Spike's position would eat this up right away.
  224. >Plus she has "Spikey-Wikey" in almost every sentence.
  225. >Like, no...
  226. >What was he gonna help her with again?
  227. "I... uh..."
  228. >Nevermind. You found it.
  229. >wft...
  230. >Assistant?
  231. >Really Spike?
  232. "What? Anon, this is my chance to get closer to Rarity. I need this."
  233. >No, he doesn't.
  234. >What he does need is to do is smell the roses.
  235. >She's only using him.
  236. "Anon! C'mon man... This is Rarity we're talking about."
  237. >Exactly the point.
  238. >Sure, she might have her generous moments...
  239. >But women...
  240. >Especially the "ladies"...
  241. >Know how to use men.
  242. >She's only using his affection for her to have him as free labor.
  243. >Spike's eyes widen a bit.
  244. "You mean... she knows I like her?!"
  245. >Then he looks at you intensely.
  246. "Did you... You told her?!"
  247. >What?
  248. >No.
  249. >You haven't talked to her for days.
  250. >And even texting gets one word answers.
  251. >He calms down a bit, but still looks a little sad.
  252.  
  253. (1/X)
  254.  
  255. >Spike, it's not so bad.
  256. >She just thinks that he's a really nice guy.
  257. >Probably.
  258. >And, face it, he's really a sort of doormat for her.
  259. >[spoiler]speaking of which, a certain doormat has been kill from this story[/spoiler]
  260. >He has to stop being such a pushover with her.
  261. >Spike needs to actually show her he can be kind AND assertive; show her that he can actually be of some romantic value to her.
  262. >He looks up at you, semi-smiling.
  263. "You really think I can do that, Anon?"
  264. >Sure you can, son.
  265. "T-Thanks Anon."
  266. >You punch him in the arm and go back to work.
  267. >Which is your bed.
  268. >Typically, Spike would get on LoL and defy nature by not sleeping for days.
  269. >And he does.
  270. "Anon, come join me!"
  271. >That's new.
  272. >You turn on your own laptop and sign in.
  273. >You're gonna be here a while.
  274. "Ha! Welcome to my world."
  275.  
  276. End Day 4+
  277.  
  278. End Day 4+
  279.  
  280. Twi met Applejack! Mane 6 relationship: 1/15 complete
  281.  
  282. Spike rapport up!
  283. Derpy rapport up!
  284. Twilight rapport up!
  285. Applejack rapport up!
  286.  
  287. Later guys. Same time tomorrow, same place
  288.  
  289. ~stay frosty