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derek rook in 2 MINUTES 2 FAST

By: Kaizo on Jul 3rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.91 KB  |  hits: 179  |  expires: Never
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  1. 1:40 AM - Deraekan: → To Reginald Spessmehn:
  2. are you dead or having sex?
  3. ← From Reginald Spessmehn (Assistant):
  4. i'm having sex through a chick's skirt it's radical
  5. ← From Reginald Spessmehn (Assistant):
  6. she fed me raisins
  7. ← From Reginald Spessmehn (Assistant):
  8. r you jealous
  9. → To Reginald Spessmehn:
  10. Me and Lila are getting drunk
  11. ← From Reginald Spessmehn (Assistant):
  12. r u gonna fuck her
  13. → To Reginald Spessmehn:
  14. I hope so
  15. ← From Reginald Spessmehn (Assistant):
  16. do anal dude it'll be rad
  17. → To Reginald Spessmehn:
  18. u know this frome xpericne
  19. ← From Reginald Spessmehn (Assistant):
  20. yeah totes
  21. 1:42 AM - Deraekan: If I actually get to the 2dsexmen phase then what?
  22. 1:50 AM - Deraekan: Oh boy
  23. 1:50 AM - Deraekan: Here we fucking go
  24. 1:52 AM - Deraekan: OH SHIT
  25. 1:52 AM - captain mccoolkid: wat
  26. 1:52 AM - Deraekan: IM IN A DORM WITH HER
  27. 1:53 AM - Deraekan: AND AND AND
  28. 1:53 AM - Deraekan: I TOOK MY HAT OFF AND PUT IT ON THE TABL
  29. 1:54 AM - captain mccoolkid: HAHAHA
  30. 1:54 AM - captain mccoolkid: OH MY GOD
  31. 1:54 AM - Deraekan: AND AND AND
  32. 1:54 AM - Deraekan: AND
  33. 1:55 AM - Deraekan: I
  34. 1:55 AM - Deraekan: FUCKING
  35. 1:55 AM - Deraekan: PUT ALL MY SHIT IN A BACK PACK
  36. 1:55 AM - Deraekan: AND AND AND
  37. 1:56 AM - Deraekan: I GOT THIS SELLECK MOUSTACHE
  38. 1:56 AM - Deraekan: AND AND AND
  39. 1:56 AM - Deraekan: IT LOOKS RETARDED
  40. 1:58 AM - Deraekan: OH FUCK
  41. 1:58 AM - Deraekan: OH FUCK
  42. 1:58 AM - Deraekan: HERE WE GO
  43. 1:58 AM - Deraekan: IM
  44. 1:58 AM - Deraekan: SOHFSUIFH
  45. 1:59 AM - Deraekan: PINK UNDERWEAR
  46. 1:59 AM - captain mccoolkid: kawaii
  47. 1:59 AM - Deraekan: I'M JUST FUCKING LYING DOWN
  48. 1:59 AM - Deraekan: OH MY GOD
  49. 1:59 AM - Deraekan: SHES OOEFNC
  50. 1:59 AM - Deraekan: ON TOP OF ME
  51. 1:59 AM - Deraekan: AND SHE'S LYING DOWN
  52. 2:01 AM - Deraekan: : Derek Rook pulls Lila's underwear down all fucking smooth
  53. 2:02 AM - Deraekan: OH FUCK
  54. 2:02 AM - Deraekan: GALO
  55. 2:02 AM - Deraekan: Or
  56. 2:02 AM - Deraekan: wait
  57. 2:02 AM - captain mccoolkid: this is
  58. 2:02 AM - Deraekan: What is this
  59. 2:02 AM - captain mccoolkid: beatdown or some shit
  60. 2:02 AM - Deraekan: Derek Rook slides mister rook in
  61. 2:02 AM - Deraekan: Oh my god
  62. 2:03 AM - Deraekan: Derek Rook starts some thrusting kissing action. grabbing dat ass while he does it
  63. 2:04 AM - captain mccoolkid: Peter Olaf says, "Reggie did you forget the safeword or something"
  64. 2:07 AM - Deraekan: Derek Rook reels dat ass in like a big fish and ups the thrusting power
  65. 2:07 AM - Deraekan: My pelvis is augmented
  66. 2:09 AM - Deraekan: Derek Rook lets out a moan like an oven about to overheat and puts his thrusting power to the max. panting like a hot dog on the fourth of july
  67. 2:11 AM - Deraekan: Derek Rook releases his life serum like a can of coolwhip and howls like a banshee.
  68. Lila Desminto clenches a fist, blinking. She then releases all tension, relaxed all of a sudden.
  69. Derek Rook blinks.
  70. Derek Rook says, "Well that was fun"
  71. You are now getting up
  72. Lila Desminto says, "Mhm."
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