- >Day of reckoning in Equestria
- >You wake up once more in this candy horse-- er pony land
- >You've been here for more than 3 months now
- >Everyday seems to be the same, wake up shave, shit, shower, then SHE comes
- >Everyday the yellow menace comes with the same "Is !@#%!@ your fettish anon?"
- >And everyday you reply the same "No fluttershy, go home"
- Oh well, time to start
- >And so your day goes on, yet no sign of fluttershy
- Weird..
- >You shrug it off and head out
- Pancakes sound good today
- >You head out to Danny's to get some coffee, a cinnimon bagel, and pancakes
- >Funny, Danny's was just like your Denny's back on earth
- >You head out once more and see Fluttershy
- >Here we go
- >She comes up
- >"Hi anon" She says smiling
- What's your guess today fluttershy
- >"You'll see, I know I got it today!" She smiles and darts off
- That damn mare...
- >You shrug it off
- >You haven't really seen anypony else for awhile, so you decide to see some old friends
- >Lucky for you there was a party today apparently at Sugarcube Corner
- >Better go get ready
- >You head off to go buy a suit for the occasion
- >You are fluttershy
- >You were out today, buying some things needed for tonights "party"
- Oh anon.. this will certainly be a "party" just not for you..
- >You giggle at the thought
- >You had gotten help from a few friends to finally get anon
- >Pinkie-- for obvious reasons
- >She was a crazy party animal always looking for a good lat
- >Twilight-- I bet shes never even see a thing befor
- >You laugh
- >Lastly Rainbow-- It was hard but throw in a round with solely you and she was in
- >Tonight was gonna be good, and you couldn't wait
- You will be mine anon, oh yes..
- >You are anon
- >Rairity had promised to make you a suit, and that she did
- >You try it on
- I look like a mobster
- >"Er.. A what sweetie?" Rarity looks puzzled
- Oh nothing
- >You smile
- Just something on earth we had
- >"Oh, well they must have been very charming" She blushes
- Let's not have you want me too
- >Rarity laughs
- >"Sorry deary, but a barbarian like you could never be with a goddess such as myself:
- >You both laugh
- Thanks again Rarity
- >"No problem deary, have fun tonight"
- >What you didn't know was that Rarity was in on this event scheme too
- >She used weak stiching for easy rip clothers
- >"Have fun indeed anonymous.." she lets out a laugh as you exit
- Weird mares in this town..
- >You arrive at the party looking dapper as fuck
- >You picked up a hat on your way, just for the extra ganger effect
- >You walk in and are greeted by a few of your friend
- >"HIANONIMSOEXCITEDTOSEEYOUHERETODAYOHMY-"
- Hi Pinky..
- >Rainbow just looks at you with a glare
- >Creepy much
- >"Hello anonymous im sure you'll find tonight quite Exhilarating"
- >"Exhilarating" you think
- >She must not get out much
- I hope so Twilight
- >"Uhm.. h.. hi anon" Fluttershy comes up and hugs you
- >You pry her off
- Hi fluttershy
- >"WELL WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR, LETS PARTY" Pinkie says
- >You start off playing pin the tail on the zebra
- >Once again, similar to pin the tail on the donkey back on earth
- >You win, mainly because you have fingers
- >Rainbow was pissed about losing, but would never say it
- >Hours fly by
- >You're actuall having fun
- >Then shit hit the fan.. literally, Pinkie was wasted and therew her shit at the fan
- Well girls, I suppose I should be heading home
- >"You're not getting away that easily anon.." says Rainbow
- >"You've had your fun.. now for ours" says Pinkie
- >"Uhm.. sorry anon.. i'm here for the expierence" twilight blushes
- >"I told you today you'd be mine.."
- What.. what's going on
- >The four mares back you into a wall and you panic
- Girls..can't we talk this out?
- >"We've talked plenty for tonight, now we get to have REAL fun"
- >Twilight levitates you and holds you to the floor while Rainbow ties you up
- >Pinkie and Fluttershy close all the windows and come back with a bag
- Come on girls.. what are you doing
- >"Shh.."
- >"Yeah anon, just be good"
- Oh god, what are yo uguys gon-
- >Rainbow shoves a hoof in your mouth
- >"Get the gag"
- >The ponys begin to tear off your clothes
- >How the hell were they ripping this easily
- >Did-
- >No time to think, oh god you're just in your boxers
- Mrffr
- >"What's that? You wanna take all of us on at once?" Says rainbow
- >"OH anon you dog" says Pinkie
- >Fluttershy smiles with those bedroom eyes
- >Twilight has her face in a book and then closes it
- >Okay girls.. so we start off like this
- >She grasps your erect member and pulls on it hard
- >You flinch
- >The other mares join in
- >"You gotta work it hard guys!" Shouts rainbow as she jerks faster
- >Oh god you're gonna
- >You jerk up and let go
- >It splashes all over rainbow and twilight
- >"No fair!" "Share" says Pinkie and Fluttershy
- >You sit there
- >"Oh god.. its gonna happen"
- >Twilight sits on your face and rubs her marehood right on your nose
- >"oo..oohh an-anon..
- >Pinkie whips out a stallion dildo and just sits back and goes crazy on herself
- >Fluttershy positions herself right ontop of you and slids your member in
- >"Oh yes.. buck me like a school filly!" she yells as she uses her wings to flap up and down on anon jr.
- >Rainbow flies over and goes out full 69ing with Pinkie
- >You orgasm yet again
- >You don't know how long it went on, or how many orgasms you had but it was over
- >Or so you thought
- >Ive been guessing your fettish anon.. can you guess mine"
- >Fluttershy walks out in a full gimp suit and leather whip
- >Mrrr..
- >You feel yourself to weak to protest
- >Everyone had gone to sleep, except this damn mare
- >But she didn't know that what was her fettish, was your severe allergy
- >As she ginds on you your lungs close up, causing you to choke
- >"Anon!?!"
- >The lights in your eyes fade out
- >Is it over..
- >You pass out..
- >You wake up in a strange place
- >You see a volcano explode behind you
- >OH GOD WHAT THE
- >Beer showers you
- What the..
- >"Ahh my child, you have arrived"
- Who are you..
- >You turn around
- MY LORD
- >You bow
- >Before you was your overlord
- >The flying Spahetti Monster in all his glory
- >You put on your past strainer and salute him
- Im sorry my lord
- >"Rise child"
- >"It is time"
- For?
- >"For you to return to the living my dear boy"
- I...oh god.. im dead?
- >"Yes, but I shall bring you back with your newfound power"
- Thank you my lord!
- >He presses you with his noodly appendage and your black out
- >When you wake up you dont feel whole
- >Why is everyone crying and panicing
- >Oh hey you're a pile of noodles
- >WAIT WHAT
- >You suddenly reanimate as yourself
- >"ANON!" They all scream
- No you dont!
- >You spray noodles and they bind Fluttershy
- What the..
- >"ooooooooo" says pinkie
- >You spray her
- >"Oh no you dont, you're not getting away" says Rainbow and Twilight
- >You spray Rainbow and Twilight in your magic resistant noodles
- I'm off now ladies!
- >You turn into a noodle and float away in the wind
- >You come back to human form and look up
- OH NO A METEOR
- FORM OF
- SPAGHETTI
- >You turn into a dish of Spaghetti and sit there
- >As the odly shaped meteor [spoiler] pic related [/spoiler] decends ponys scream
- >Then you hear a cannon shot
- >Suddenly Super Braeburn gets flung into the meteor
- >He kicks it back into space saving Equestria
- >"Oooo pasta"
- >Braeburn takes you home and has sex with you as you are still a pasta dish
- >You suddenly turn back
- Ooo Braeburn..
- >"Oh pasta..."
- >You both finish
- >"WHAT IN TARNATION"
- IM OFF
- FORM OF
- PASTA
- >You fly off
- >Today was an average day
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