- >You've shut yourself out from society lately
- >You hadn't gone out it days
- >Alls you've had to eat lately was cereal and even that was running low
- >"Well now i've gotta actually go out" you think
- >You grab your jacket and head out
- >You walk to the nearest market
- >On your way you begin to think about the past year of your life
- >You had it all, joy, friends, everything you wanted
- >Now look at you
- >Haven't shaved in a week, always slur when you speak from the booze
- >It was going great before..
- >Even her.. you never got to tell her how you felt before..
- ~~Panning back to 3 months ago~~
- >You wake up
- >You hear the train zoom by
- Right non time as usua
- >You chuckle to yourself
- >Lifes pretty usual
- >You get up and head out to begin your daily hunt for odd jobs
- Hey Tim, whatta ya got today?
- >"Eh well, you can clean the toilets or go plow snow"
- Tough choice.. ehh snow
- >"No one ever wants to clean the toilets" he chuckles
- >You enjoyed Tim, he was a few years older than you but he had a good heart
- >He tosses you a shovel and you get to work
- >"HELPP!!"
- >You hear someone shout out
- >Oh god you better get help
- >No time though!
- >You rush to the alley and seeing an old begger being mugged
- Leave him alone!
- >You charge at the mugger who was wielding a crow bar
- >He swings and knocks the wind clean out of you
- >You go down panting
- Gah...
- >The stranger goes in for the kill.. he swings and-
- BANG!
- >Standing there was Tim with his trusty sawnoff
- >You always feared that thing, but now you see why he keeps it
- Oh thank you so much Tim.. I was a gonner
- >You spit out blood and wipe the side of your face
- >"No problem man, you gonna be okay"
- Yeah.. im gonna be fine
- Hows the ol-
- >You look and the begger is no longer there
- >"Whatcha lookin for Anon?"
- There was.. I heard..
- >"You sure you're okay man?"
- Yeah.. can I have the rest of the day off?
- >"Yeah, go get some rest buddy"
- >He pats your back and sends you off
- >You arrive at home after a 15 minute walk
- Where did that old guy go.. did he get away?
- >You knew you saw him, you weren't crazy
- >Knock knock
- >You answer the door and there he is
- How did you.. Where did you..
- >"Easy there tiger, I just stopped by to say my thanks"
- It was nothing really, but are you hurt, do you need anything?
- >"haha, nah, these old bones are sturdy as steel" he makes a fist and pounds his chest
- Alright, but still, where'd you go?
- >"I have my ways" he chuckles
- >He was a bit off to you, but you didnt feel threatened
- So uh.. I guess you can go now
- >You say awkwardly
- >"Now now, I believe I'm in debt to you, so to repay it I offer this"
- >The man holds out his hand with a pill it
- Woah man, I know you're just trying to be nice but im not that kinda guy
- >"Now now, I insist"
- >Oh god what do you do.. he's not taking no for an answer
- Uh.. okay
- >You take the pill
- Thanks..
- You can leave now
- >"Take it"
- Wha-
- >"Take it."
- >You dont know why but you just took it there
- >Like you were mesmerized
- >"See you around"
- Wait what did I just-
- >You look out into the hallway yet he was gone
- What just hap-
- >Your vision turns fuzzy
- >Damnit he drugged you
- >What if you die?
- >Oh god
- >You try to dial 911 but couldnt make it
- >You black out on the floor...
- >You wake up in a lush forest
- >No, it's just a dream, that pill you took musta
- >"Wh-what are you?" says a strange yellow.. wait what?!
- >Did that horse thing just talk?
- How are you talking!?
- >"Eep it speaks!" it dats off
- >What was that
- >You get out and slowly wander off in no specific direction
- Soon i'll wake up, and be fine
- >What if you didn't wake up though.. oh god
- >You suddenly drop
- >Your legs still weren't working properly
- He..Help..
- Helpp..
- HELPP!..
- >Suddenly the bana horse comes back and shly walks up to you
- >"uh.. is.. is something wrong?" she says sheepishly
- He..
- >You black out once more
- >You wake up in a warm fuzzy bed
- God.. that was some trip
- >You rub your eyes and look around
- >wait a second..
- >"Oh good your up!" the magic banana horse jumps out of nowhere to your side
- >"I was scared that you were hurt.. so I took you here" she says blushing
- >Why is she blushing
- >How do horses blush
- >Oh yeah, you're on a trip, duh
- Well.. uh... thanks.. horse lady
- >"Uhm.. its called ponys.. and uhm.. im.. Fluttershy" she says smiling with a light blush
- Thanks then Fluttershy..
- >"You're welcome Calvin.."
- >Wait what
- Wait what.. my names anon? Where did you get that name from?
- >Her face is now ripe apple red
- >Well uh.. your clothes were dirty.. and it was written all over your underwear.."
- Well that makes sense
- Wait!
- You were in my underwear!
- >"Th..they were dirty!" she says blushing
- Okay.. you better not have dug around
- >She just sits there smiling and blushing
- >Not like this matters I guess.. It was all a bad trip
- >"You need more rest though mr so.."
- Okay okay, I got it "mom"
- >You chuckle and go to bed
- >You wake up the next morning and are surronded by even more candy hor- err "p0nys"
- >You see a purple one getting all giddie, a blue one staring at you in awe, and a pink one bouncing off the walls
- >You look around and see a white one admiring your clothes and an orange one wearing a cowboy hat
- >Damn you must be tripping HARD
- >You feel a soft petting on your head
- >You look up to see Fluttershutter, or whatever her name was, brushing your hair
- Uhm.. Hi?
- >You wave at all the ponys
- >They all are flabbergasted
- [spoiler] Because the word falbbergasted is the shit thats why [/spoiler]
- >They all introduce themselves so fast
- So wait.. Twalot,rarity, applejack, fluttershutter, ranbow, pinkie?
- >"uhmm.. its fluttershy" she says nervously
- >"And its TWIlight" said the purple pony
- My bad, my bad
- >You tell them a bit about yourself and earth and then ask them the same
- >The day goes on pretty normal
- >Well as normal as talking to candy ponys could be
- >For once in a great while today was pretty good
- >Its almost night now
- Wait guys, theres a serious problem, where do I stay?
- >"He can stay with me!" Fluttershy shouts
- >She blushes "at.. atleast until he has a home" she looks down smiling
- >"So its settled" says twilight "anonwill remain here until we can contact the princess and figure this whole mess out
- Wai-
- >"Agreed" they all say while laughing and smiling
- >Guess you're gonna be with miss butterwings for awhile
- >"Well anon, we all have to get going. It was a pleasure meeting you" Twi says
- Same to all you guys
- >You smile, and not a fake one, a genuine smile
- >Then they all leave
- So uh.. Do Isleep on the couch or?
- >"Oh no, you can sleep with me!"
- uh..
- >"In my bed, I mean in my bed silly" she blushes like a ripe cherry
- I.. I guess thats okay
- >"Oh good!"
- >You head up to her room and lay in bed
- Its a little small, how will we fit both of us?
- >"I guess we'll have to snuggle real close" she says getting inbetween your arms
- >"Goodnight Anon" she says nuzzling into your chest
- Goodnight fluttershy..
- >And thats how it began, the strangest, yet best time of your life
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A bad trip pt.1
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