Title:           I got bored.
Author:          Juggy
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/JpfKEJPB
First Edit:      Friday 15th of July 2016 03:26:42 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Friday 15th of July 2016 04:35:22 PM CDT

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>You be Anon
>And you’re pretty sad.
>When you arrived in Equestria, you saw the way the ponies interacted with each other.
>Amazing kindness, sharing; everyone was nice to each other.
>Of course, being a natural prey species means they were incredibly xenophobic.
>It tooks weeks for even the bravest to come outside when you were around.
>And now, months later, they’re still wary of you.
>You have a monthly stipend from royalty for being an ‘endangered species’.
>You have your own house.
>But you’re still sad.
>When you found out the ponies had a primitive form of Internet, you were overjoyed.
>You could interact with other sentient beings without them running away as soon as they saw you!
>At first there was only a couple sites, but the number soon exploded.
>And as it happened, a pony website like 4chan was developed.
>No usernames, no bullshit, just an imageboard where everyone could talk and shitpost.
>On the ponis version of Facebook you had gotten ten whole friends, too!
>They even knew what you were!
>However, of course none of them wanted to talk.
>They just wanted to brag to their friends about how they were friends with a monster.
>’Whatever.’ you thought. ‘I have pony 4chan to talk to others with!’
>You were commenting on a thread about reversed gender roles for some pony TV show.
>An even kiddy-er version of My Little Pony.
>/mlp/ back home was shit, but the pony version was great.
>Some stupid ponis who had named themselves Durnk was posting another prompt.
>She never actually wrote green, just prompts.
>It’s like being ‘support’ in Wargame: Red Dragon.
>You had replied to him with a minor bait comment, but the stupid overreactive pony’s started gangbanging you with insults you’d expect to hear from a teenager.
>’Prolapsed anus fetish insults? Sounds like something from /b/.’ you thought.
>Goddamn, as the replies came in you got a little saddened.
>Even online, you were hated by them.
>No matter where you’d go, you were hated.
>And that’s how it’ll always be.