How to write: A guide for new writers.

1:Get a computer, which I can almost guarantee you have right now. How else would you view this? Gazing into Brainhorn's head-sheen?

2:Now, open up word or notepad or whatever the fuck you want to use. Hell, write on a child's ass with sheep blood paint and post the pictures, anything works.

3:Then, get a idea. If you want to become famous, write (complete smut)/(clop)/(rape)/(about writefags)/(more clop).

4:Next, write what ever self-insert or wretched horrors from the seventh plane of hell you can come up with, and fuck a horse to celebrate. Be sure to include plenty of squash soup and anatomical correctness.

And there you go! you are now a writefag.

Continue on to http://pastebin.com/yBwsaKQ7 for your initiation.