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Java Pone Pt.4

By: GraphiteAchasse on Apr 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.14 KB  |  hits: 86  |  expires: Never
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  1. ((You Are Jackie))
  2.  
  3. >Anon just left for work
  4. >You really wanted to come with him
  5. >What’s so bad about a little pony?
  6. >Oh well, better to be safe than sorry
  7. >Anon is really a nice guy
  8. >You have been needing to use a mouse keys option on the laptop because your hooves are way too big for the keyboard
  9. >An idea hits you
  10. >You grab Anon’s USB 3 Cable and put one end in your mouth, and the other end into the laptop, and then set yourself up as a keyboard and mouse
  11. >You are now completely in control of Anon’s laptop, with your mind
  12. >Well this is cool, you can pretty much do everything you could when you were inside his PC
  13. >It feels good to be in control of things again
  14. >Just to test things out, you open multiple applications and web pages
  15. >Hmmm, the fifteen inch screen clutters up way to fast
  16. >You decide to try a little trick you were able to do back in the machine
  17. >‘Start holograph system’ ‘yes’ ‘no’
  18. >You start the holograph system and project every page and application open from your bright blue eyes, into the air
  19. >The computers fans kick into to high-speed and it begins to lag a little
  20. >You weren’t used to the lag. Being inside Anon’s six-core overclocked i7 Desktop, you could do all of your work instantly
  21. >The only downside was that it got pretty hot in there
  22. >You flip through the applications
  23. >You see iTunes
  24. >Alright, cool
  25. >There are no songs on it…
  26. >Oh that’s right! You have all of his stuff backed up inside you
  27. >You quickly locate and begin transferring all of Anon’s music onto iTunes
  28. >Wow, you forgot how large his music library was, almost twelve-thousand songs
  29. >After the music library is done transferring, you shuffle up Anon’s Daft Punk
  30. >The computer starts playing ‘Digital Love’
  31. >You love Daft Punk
  32. >Your view on electronic music is: ‘Mathematical, musical, art”
  33. >Digital Love is one of the few songs with words in it by Daft Punk
  34. >You begin to sort of move your head back and forth to the music
  35. >You quit other applications you are not using, and start up Minecraft
  36. >You are quite good at it right from the start
  37. >It is way more freaking interesting from the other side
  38. >Actually running Minecraft was just hell
  39. >You feel incredibly happy at the moment
  40. >‘Short Circuit’ shuffles up
  41. >Good god you love this song
  42. >You begin to do a sort of dance along to the music
  43. >Stepping around to the beat
  44. >You get back to playing Minecraft after a bit
  45. >You didn’t want to log into servers and have to talk with anyone
  46. >You started a little creative world
  47. >You begin putting balls of TNT everywhere
  48. >What is it with you and making things explode?...
  49. >Anyways, you make a whole bunch of little balls of TNT, and you make a put a huge in the middle of the others, connecting to them all
  50. >You smack a pressure plate and wait
  51. >BOOM! Wait… shit… you crashed minecraft
  52. >Way to go
  53. >The computer just sits there frozen
  54. >Music is still playing though
  55. >Okay… it’s a user process
  56. >Damnit… oh well
  57. >You force the power off and restart it
  58. >You go right back to playing Minecraft and listening to Daft Punk
  59. >The whole day is basically Minecraft and music
  60. >It is now 5:30pm
  61. >You think back to when Anon told you not to look at some of his backed up content
  62. >You grew really curious
  63. >“It wouldn’t hurt just to peek at some of his stuff, I won’t say anything”
  64. >You giggle
  65. >You take open each file, just taking a little peek at what’s inside most of them
  66. >Aw what the hell, you decide not to waste time
  67. >You open every freaking file you can and throw them up in the air with your holographic eyes
  68. >You come across funny photos of him and some of his friends
  69. >You take ALL of the image files and folders and push them off to the right, leaving space for viewing
  70. >You keep browsing through photos of him and friends
  71. >Then you find a whole bunch of saved pony images, reaction gifs, and fan art
  72. >You come across a separate .dmg labeled: ‘16152014’
  73. >Well that is odd
  74. >You decide to open this mysterious partition
  75. >Suddenly, hundreds and hundreds of pornographic images of ponies surround you
  76. >Your mouth gapes open as you see pony porn of all types everywhere
  77. >Your process freezes
  78. >Oh shi-
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