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What Has Science Done? Part 2: Money Mares

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  1. >You are Anon, owner of Starsplash, the Pegasus runt with Alicorn genes
  2. >It's been a week since Marcus' Alicorn foal was born
  3. >He's taken to calling her Sunsplash
  4. >She's not a breeder, though
  5. >In fact, he treats her more like his daughter
  6. >She's much more intelligent than other fluffies, and a bit larger
  7. >She still carries a scent that the other fluffies hate, though
  8. >Most call her either "Dummeh fwuffy," or "Munstah."
  9. >You've even read that they're killed in the wild
  10. "So Marcus, how long we got until the first few litters come in?"
  11. "Anywhere between two or three weeks...I gotta say I'm pretty nervous."
  12. "Me too...if this doesn't work then that's it for this idea right?"
  13. "Yeah...no way am I breeding this little girl."
  14. >He bends down and pets Sunsplash
  15. >All you can really do is wait...
  16. >Fast forward two weeks
  17. >The first litter of foals is arriving
  18. >You've bred Starsplash with one of each fluffy breed
  19. >For science, of course
  20. >Rainblossom the Unicorn is first to go into labor
  21. "Wainbwossom haf make big poopies!"
  22. >After a half hour, the process is complete
  23. >One male Earth fluffy
  24. >One female Unicorn
  25. >One male Alicorn
  26. "Marcus, I think we've struck gold here."
  27. "Oh yeah...so do I."
  28. "Dummeh babbeh!" Dun..."
  29. "Yeah yeah you don't want it..."
  30. >You notice that the Alicorn has more vibrant colors than normal fluffies
  31. >It has a shining teal coat and a brilliant gold mane
  32. >You've definitely hit the jackpot
  33. >After a few days, the other mares go into labor
  34. >Each of them gives birth to only one Alicorn
  35. >Both female, one pink with a white mane, and the other white with a green mane
  36. >You've agreed to take on a full-time job working at the petshop
  37. >You're even able to keep your old job
  38. >Marcus has a computer in his office, and since you work online, it's simply a matter of logging on
  39. >You've got a feeling that you're about to come into some serious money
  40. >Starsplash loves it too
  41. >He gets to give as many special hugs as he can, and he can eat as much spaghetti as he likes
  42. >Of course, he still loves you unconditionally
  43. "Stawspwas haf best daddeh evah! Get speshuw huggies an skettis! Wuv you daddeh!"
  44. "I love you too, litle guy."
  45. >You felt a little guilty using him for breeding at first, but those feelings vanished when you realized he loves it
  46. >He's living every fluffy's dream
  47. >Unlimited love, sex, and spaghetti
  48. "Hey, Anon, how's it going?"
  49. "Pretty good, just finished all my work for the day."
  50. "That's great...hey, I just checked and I found out the Alicorns should be ready to breed in about a month."
  51. "That's awesome! We breeding them all with eachother? I mean they're half-siblings and all."
  52. "Yeah. The fluffy gene pool isn't varied enough for them to get any more retarded than they are already. Besides, it's for science!"
  53. >You chuckle and agree with him
  54. >Once all's said and done, you'll potentially have two full litters of Alicorns
  55. >You've estimated that, depending on size and color, each Alicorn can be sold for upwards of $500
  56. >That's an astronimical price jump from a normal fluffy, which costs $10-$50
  57. >But people will pay for them because, hell, they're Alicorns
  58. >Besides, what could possibly go wrong?
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