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The Final Fluff-tier, Part 2: Amnesia

By: Fuckasaurus_Fuck on Mar 16th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.99 KB  |  hits: 28  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Just under 70 years ago, your great-grandfather, the founder of Hasbro Biotoys, created what he claimed would be "the perfect toy"
  2. >At the time, the television show My Little Pony Friendship is Magic was just beginning to become popular
  3. >Naturally, Hasbro wanted to cash in in a big way
  4. >Eventually, it was good old Pappy that invented the next big thing: The Fluffy Pony, the world's first living toy
  5. >Hasbro's higher-ups went nuts, shelling out millions to fund this project
  6. >Finally, a breakthrough happened
  7. >The world's first Fluffy Pony, Pandora, was born in a tank
  8. >She was created to be a breeding machine, capable of birthing anywhere from one to twelve foals
  9. >Soon enough, the first batch was nearly ready
  10. >All that was needed was the removal of the breeding genes from all the Fluffies except for the breeders
  11. >Before that could happen, however, disaster struck
  12. >It turned out that PETA had gotten wind of this operation, and snuck into the Hasbio labs
  13. >They freed every single one of the super-fertile Fluffy Ponies
  14. >Hasbio rounded up what ones they could, and was forced to sell them as they were
  15. >Within weeks, hundreds of Fluffies were roaming around nearly everywhere
  16. >In less than a decade, Fluffy Ponies could have been classified as the most destructive, widespread, invasive species of all time
  17.  
  18. >Now, it is the year 2073, and Earth is in a state of crisis
  19. >You are Clark Hanson, and you are about to follow in Pappy's footsteps
  20. >You've just finished developing and testing "the perfect virus," a computer program that will eradicate any evidence that Fluffies ever existed
  21. >The program's perfection lies in its ability to infect living beings, a feature that you spent 20 years trying to implement
  22. >Honestly, even you don't know exactly how it works
  23. >Something to do with satellites fucking with electromagnetic something or other and a bunch of sciencey shit
  24. >All you know is that it works, and it will kill every single Fluffy Pony on the face of the Earth, wipe out all data on them, and erase mankind's memory of them
  25. >The plague will finally be cured, and not a moment too soon
  26. >You gaze at Earth from the Hasbio Space Station's view port, waiting for the OK from your bosses
  27. >Hasbio employees on the ground are currently eradicating physical evidence of Fluffy Ponies
  28. >Books, notes, letters, everything
  29. >An operation 50 years in the making is finally coming to a close
  30. >All you have to do is push the button
  31. >The station's radio crackles to life
  32. "Clark...The last of it's gone. Operation Expunge is good to go. Do it."
  33. >A single tear rolls down your face as you bring your finger down to the red button
  34. "This one's for you, Pappy..."
  35. >The station's satellite aligns itself with the nearest Earth-orbiting satellite, and fires a beam
  36. >That satellite redirects the beam down to Earth, and the cycle repeats until you're certain that not a single person recalls that there ever was a Fluffy Pony
  37. >Well, maybe ONE person still does...
  38. >You smile as you bring the gun to your temple and pull the trigger
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